funhouseradio, 4 months ago to Meme

► https://FunHouseRadio.com <-- ON AIR
#dadjoke #stripper #pun #lol #meme #memes

gyokusai, 4 months ago to Starwars

Just came across this Star Was dad-joke extension (which isn’t new either but cracked me up).

Source: attribution decay.

#StarWars #DadJoke

Jerry, 4 months ago to random

#Pun #DadJoke

histoftech, 4 months ago to dadjokes

Hey, what do you call a lot of sheep rolling down a hill together?

A lambslide.

#dadjoke #dadjokes

kcarr2015, 4 months ago to AllStarTrek

#AllStarTrek What even is an "Ion Storm"? I call bullshit, and why isn't Be'lanna worried about Tom?

RickiTarr, 5 months ago to random

So, you had unprotected sex with a Robot, what now?!

hl, 5 months ago to books

I'm currently #reading 'City of Brass' by S A Chakraborty. Child A mis-read the #books title as "City of Bras", which I think would be a /very/ different story. I told them I don't like books with lots of suspense.

#Dadjoke #Pun

midacre, 5 months ago to dadjokes

The sky was looking ominous so I asked Siri, "Surely, it's not going to rain today?"

And she replied, "Yes it is, and don't call me Shirley."

That's when I realized I'd left my phone on Airplane Mode.

#dadjokes #dadjoke

Nick, 5 months ago to random

I have lived through 747 full moons since I was born. #FullMoon #UselessFact

atoponce, 5 months ago to random

You've heard of Pop Tarts, but why aren't there any Mom Tarts?

Because of the pastryarchy.

minnfinn, 5 months ago to random

I’m so tired I’m going to sleep until next year! #DadJoke #TiredForRealThoBCuzBabby

itsrob, 5 months ago to random

✨ Cheese truck accident reported, streets filled with de brie

DrOinFLA, 5 months ago to dadjokes

I'm telling my nieces and nephews that this is Mötley Crüe.
🤘
#DadJoke #DadJokes
#metal

Webwasp, 5 months ago to Humor

You do realize that vampires aren't real. Unless you Count Dracula.

#joke #dadjoke #humor #oneliner #aiart #digitalart #dalle3

histoftech, 5 months ago to Jokes

Proofs for the new print-n-fold 2024 #dadjoke desktop calendar almost done! If you want one, you can sign up to be notified when it’s ready to download (yes, it’s free): https://marhicks.com/keepintouch/

#calendar #2024 #zine #jokes #dadjokes

b3nb3n, 5 months ago to random French

• ... Et donc il y a cette vidéo avec des citrons sur Instagram...
• Ah oui, sur Instagrume tu veux dire ?
• ... [blanc]

Best #DadJoke ever.

DrOinFLA, 5 months ago to dadjokes

RIP boiled water—you will be mist.
😆 😅 😂 🤣
#DadJoke
#DadJokes
#puns

DrOinFLA, 5 months ago to dadjokes

#DadJoke #DadJokes #groaners

I tell dad jokes, but I don’t have any kids. I’m a faux pa.
🤪

DrOinFLA, 5 months ago to dadjokes

#DadJoke
#DadJokes

Steak puns are a rare medium well done.

(Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.)
🍸 🐲 🚬

RickiTarr, 5 months ago to random

Just to balance things out, tell me an artist, that as far as you know, seems to be a decent person, as well as a great artist!

jammerb, 5 months ago to random

That monster's bark was worse than its bite

#monsterdon #FromHellItCame

meliimming, 5 months ago to random Dutch

' Eduroam was not build in a day'

Zag ik van de week bij @SURF op de muur staan en daar moet ik nu al dagen om gniffelen. #dadjoke

Garwboy, 5 months ago to Parenting

WhatsApp exchange with my son. Took nearly 12 years, but it finally happened!

#DadJoke #Eyeroll #Parenting

sea, 5 months ago to random

🎂 My last few hours as a 36 year old, the first year where I really noticed I'm not an invincible young person any more! Hoping to regain some of my powers in my 37th year!