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The interior angle of the pizza slice emoji in the Apple emoji set 🍕is 48.5556º, implying that the pizza was cut into a very awkward 7.4 slices. (Or that somewhere there exists another 48º slice and two corresponding 41.4444º slices)

Cdespinosa, to random
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If VisiCalc had synthesized plausible but entirely unsupported spreadsheet calculations

If AIM had connected your instant messages with random people with similar names

If MapQuest had invented entirely nonexistent geographic features and routes

If GMail had sent rewritten versions of your emails with things you didn’t even write

If Yahoo! produced pages of search results of websites that never existed

That’s what today’s LLMs are doing.

Cdespinosa, to random
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I don’t understand email. How do I know which email service to choose? Won’t I be stuck only communicating with people on the same server? How will people find me? What if I don’t like my service and have to change my email address? Or if my service goes out of business? Why do some email providers charge money and others are free? Will I get ads in my email? It’s all so confusing. Why don’t we all agree on one giant email server that we all use that is secure and benevolent and free?

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Birds can’t “peep” or “cheep” or “chirp” because p is a plosive and birds don’t have lips I will not be taking questions

Cdespinosa, to random
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dr. pepper was the scientist who invented the strangely-flavored beverage, the beverage itself was pepper’s monster

Cdespinosa, to random
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— “Our junior programmers don’t know how to escape and normalize metacharacters in database queries of our GIS”
— “I’ve got it: why don’t we just change all the street signs?”

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-68942321

Cdespinosa, to random
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Do you understand what it takes to get MIT students out of the library two weeks before finals?

You’ve politically activated the nerds. That’s extremely difficult.
https://mastodon.social/@ifnotnowboston/112396319501725629

Cdespinosa, to random
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Under the Alabama ruling, a woman can sue her daughter-in-law for wrongful death for having an abortion.

Under the Alabama ruling, a man can sue his girlfriend for wrongful death for having a miscarriage.

Under the Alabama ruling, a rapist can sue his victim for wrongful death for taking the Plan B pill.

Under the Alabama ruling, every sexually active woman who misses a period is a potential civil defendant.

Cdespinosa, to random
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I’m worried about the military escalation between the US military and the fundamentalist Gulf petrostate with the terrible human rights record regarding women, gays, and foreigners.

But enough about Texas.

Cdespinosa, to random
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An event like today’s, viewed by millions of people across the nation, makes me deeply appreciate the vibrancy, the beauty, and the diversity of people’s colanders

Cdespinosa, to random
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I am again asking you to get an updated vaccine .

Compassionately, for you, I don’t want you to get sick with a serious disease with common, long-lasting health effects.

Selfishly, for me, I don’t want to be exposed to a highly communicable disease. I’m getting vaccinated and wearing masks and avoiding indoor crowds. But I can still catch it from you, so I’d rather you didn’t have it.

Altruistically, for society, vaccines are the only way to extinguish the pandemic.

Cdespinosa, to random
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State of New York: Defendant committed fraud on numerous parties by overstating the value of properties
Defendant: That’s a total lie, if anything I undervalued those properties, they’re worth billions
State: Defendant is liable for $454 million in damages and penalties
Defendant: The fuck you talking about, I don’t have that kind of money

Cdespinosa, to random
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Unsurprised by the collapse of the GOP plan to have a caretaker Speaker to handle the collapse of the GOP plan to elect Jordan to deal with the collapse of the GOP plan to elect Scalise to respond to the collapse of the GOP plan to take control of the house by kicking out McCarthy because of the collapse of the GOP plan to force hot-button base issues into the appropriations bills.

Cdespinosa, to random
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Everyone in Alabama who has embryos in cryostorage should claim them as dependents on their state tax returns this year.

Cdespinosa, to random
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This is big. You can’t get 76% of the American people to agree on chocolate ice cream, or whether Elvis is dead. https://www.erininthemorning.com/p/new-poll-76-say-trans-care-for-trans

Cdespinosa, to random
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Evil Mad Scientist Labs once prototyped a board called MOnSter 6502, a reproduction of the MOS 6502 chip built entirely of discrete transistors and resistors. It’s about 18 inches on a side.

If you were to build a replica of the Apple A17 Pro SoC at the same density, with nineteen billion transistors, it would cover 128 acres (52 hectares) and be nearly a half mile (721 m) on each side.

mwichary, to random
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What would you consider as the most recognizable bitmap fonts in tech history?

I’m imagining stuff like:

  • the arcade/Atari font
  • Chicago (Mac, then iPod)
  • VCR/video equipment fonts
  • Minecraft font
  • IBM PC fonts (MDA, VGA, stuff like that)
  • perhaps System font from Windows 3.x
  • Commodore 64, just because of the sheer popularity of the machine

What am I missing?

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Cdespinosa,
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A long overdue confession:

The upper/lowercase font in the Hi-Res Character Generator routine for the Apple II (Contributed Software No. 3) came from the character generator chip of a Commodore PET, which was just a 2716-format ROM. The Apple II had an empty $D000-$D7FF socket that was pin-compatible. I pulled the chip from the PET, plugged it into the Apple II, wrote it to a disk file, and voila.

Cdespinosa, to random
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The correct number of days for a president to hint at being a dictator is ZERO.

“One” is infinitely unacceptable.

Cdespinosa, to random
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The president and chief of staff of Cal Poly Humboldt have assembled a police force from as far south as San Francisco, and they are currently announcing a “leave or be arrested” throughout the closed campus. Follow live at http://KFRH.net

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Reporters are saying the illegal assembly order is directed at the occupants of Siemens Hall (named for the 1973 campus president who wrote to Nixon supporting student protests against the Vietnam War)

Cdespinosa, to random
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It’s going to be a hot day in California, but our electricity grid is not under stress and more than half of the power is being provided by water, wind, and solar energy

Cdespinosa, to random
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On this day forty years ago, the Apple “1984” ad ran on television for the first time.

At 1:00 am.

In the sign-off slot before broadcasting ended for the night.

On station KMTV in Twin Falls, ID.

For a total airing cost of $10 (compared to the $800,000 cost of airing it on 1/22/84 during the Super Bowl)

The 1983 premiere qualified it for the 1984 Clio awards. It lost out to Wendy’s “Where’s the Beef?”

Cdespinosa, to random
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Today is the day we mourn and remember the 2,997 victims of the September 11 terrorist attack. But not, oddly, the 728,272 killed by firearms in the US since that day, or the 1.1 million dead from COVID-19 in the past four years.

America spend $4 to $6 trillion invading Afghanistan and (irrelevantly) Iraq “preventing future terrorism deaths.” We’ve spent a little more that $4T on COVID-19, and absolutely nothing on firearms deaths.

Cdespinosa, to random
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Police yet again play the pre-recorded order to disperse from the Cal Poly Humboldt chief of police saying that impact munitions and chemical agents will be used.

Clearly audible response: “YOU SAID THAT LAST TIME MOTHERFUCKER AND YOU AINT DONE SHIT!”

Cdespinosa,
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Closing this thread.

Police moved on the demonstrators at 3:00 AM PDT, and concluded at 3:15. Details are sketchy, police say there were “no injuries.” Reports vary, but between 25 and 35 people were arrested (of the 300+ people who were on campus at 1 am) The campus will remain closed for the remainder of the school year, with the remaining classes and finals all remote. No word about graduation. A donor fund-raising event for May 8 has also been cancelled

https://www.humboldt.edu/emergency

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That’s not Sherry Livingston.
That wasn’t taken with a Polaroid with a flash.
The laminate dimensions are all wrong.
That’s a computer font, not an IBM Selectric Orator type ball.
That’s not my original sketch, which was on a National engineering pad.

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