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OliverNoble

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Quite new to mastodon so blundering about - please be kind!!

socialist (ex labour), chilled, always curious and learning xx
GTTO is one thing but inadequate.... need to GTTO wherever they are and GetSocialistsIn

I may boost random stuff that just seems interesting , my comments may be satirical, or sarcastic

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OliverNoble, to Israel
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Today I learned ..
The UK parliament has an "All-Party Parliamentary Group for the Prevention of Genocide (APPG-G)"

This is a cross-party group which apparently aims to ensure Britain does all it can to stop genocides and crimes against humanity.

Thats good, isnt it?
What have they said about , the , "plausible genocide, and arms sales to ?

https://mas.to/@NotImpressed/112435407401915855

RichardJMurphy, to random
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The Greens were the biggest winners in the local elections, so why aren’t they getting fair air time? https://www.taxresearch.org.uk/Blog/2024/05/07/the-greens-were-the-biggest-winners-in-the-local-elections-so-why-arent-they-getting-fair-air-time/
Proportionately, the Greens won most seats at the recent local elections, but they are denied airtime, and we get Reform instead. Why?

OliverNoble,
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@steviesyerda @simon_brooke @Kellys
Would the loss of Scotland from tbe union really lead to a rethink of England's place in the world? It should - but I think there will be a lot of this (below) for years and years:

"England doesn't need a "modern sense of self", we got churchill, England won the war (and world cup), got the royal family, the mother of parliaments, beer sold in pints, the SAS and Ross Kemp, we got ev'ry fing wot is worth 'avin"

OliverNoble,
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@Kellys @simon_brooke when the greens represent the same level of challenge to the status-quo as the , then then the smears, slurs and negative coverage of will step-up a gear - its already started

OliverNoble,
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@simon_brooke @Kellys very true, i should maybe have said they perceive the as a more immediate threat to the status-quo

In part because, although it is hardly reported and the Scottish parliament has limited powers, Scotland has lead on no fault evictions, nationalising rail, settling NHS pay etc - nothing very radical but if the people of saw how achievable things are, they might look at the "opposition" and start demanding something better

OliverNoble,
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@simon_brooke @Kellys 100℅ agree,

Given how poor and negative reporting about Scotland is, it might take a while for the English to notice but, in time, it would become incredibly obvious

it would be inspiring to the left to see Scotland achieve its potential once free to determine its own destiny

fkamiah17, to random
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"Return to duties"??!?? 🤬

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/apr/27/army-injured-horses-household-cavalry-london

OliverNoble,
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@fkamiah17 I wonder if its still true that the army has more horses than tanks?
https://www.forces.net/services/tri-service/leading-charge-twice-many-horses-tanks-british-army

World-leading /s

And if you are "the right sort of person" you and your horsey friends get free horse-hire
General public need not apply

"It was invitation only, in my case I was introduced through a friend who had ridden as a civi for a while"
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-68903460

fkamiah17, to UKpolitics
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Trudat.

OliverNoble,
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@fkamiah17 I'm not sure the "squabble" is even real - rather than a performance to maintain the appearance of choice

fkamiah17, to UKpolitics
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Yikes.

"Former defence secretary Ben Wallace has branded the SNP and Greens “wee pretendy foreign secretaries” after Israeli flights were barred from using Prestwick Airport."

https://www.thenational.scot/news/24197690.top-tory-mp-furious-israeli-military-barred-scottish-airport/

OliverNoble,
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@fkamiah17 Ben Wallace working hard to ensure MPs from are a rarity - just in case anyone forgot how much contempt tories have for everyone else

fkamiah17, to UKpolitics
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Lee Anderson is a National Front tribute act.
Just give us our money, goods, energy and other resources back, keep your fucking queen and your fucking Brexit, and we'll call it quits.
:baner: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇨🇮 🇪🇺

OliverNoble,
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@fkamiah17 Parody indistinguishable from reality

For reality indistinguishable from parody, here's channelling brass eye
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=swGdVIbbm2c

juglugs, to random
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You don’t become cooler with age, but you do care progressively less about being cool, which is the only true way of being cool. This is called the Geezer’s Paradox

OliverNoble,
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@Pineywoozle @thepoliticalcat @juglugs
You cant be fabulous if you are just normal
Be fabulous in whatever way suits you

So yeah, forget aspiring to normal

OliverNoble, (edited ) to Vintage
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EDIT: Thanks to everyone who contributed and everyone who boosted this, i would never, ever have thought of "grapefruit slicer" or segmenter and had drawn a complete blank - mystery solved, thanks again

Anyone know what this is?

The outside edges are sharpened (a bit) so i guess you slide it along a surface and it splits and separates whatever is in front - the two sides spring weakly apart

But what? Its not very sharp or very strong

Thanks

alexanderhay, (edited ) to random
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What Gorgeous #GeorgeGalloway was promising #Rochdale electors. In essence, #Transphobia, homophobic dog whistles, #Racism and "MAKE ROCHDALE GREAT AGAIN."

[Image care of /u/New_Issue_447 @ /r/GreenAndPleasant, over at that colossal shit-pit, Reddit.]

#News #Politics #UK #Populism #UKPolitics

OliverNoble, (edited )
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@alexanderhay
What the limp, centrist, "grownups" will never accept about this kind of populism is that their policies and their constant failures to deliver for the people is the cause

In this case the Galloway campaign was very heavily centred around
Had not been utterly shit on this, would have lost and his revolting views on social questions wouldnt be an issue

ChrisMayLA6, to humanrights
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You'll be unsurprised that @humanrightswatch , citing the scandal, attacks on the right to strike & institutional has concluded that:

'The UK’s nose-diving domestic human rights record undermined its efforts to promote the rule of law and human rights globally'!

It also notes problems with , the treatment of & (the rights poverty violates) as other aspects of UK's declining respect for & the

https://www.hrw.org/world-report/2024/country-chapters/united-kingdom

OliverNoble,
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@ChrisMayLA6 @humanrightswatch
Our likely next PM was a "human right lawyer" apparently

So he can reverse some of the most abusive legislation and policy......right?

Or just let it "bed-in"

https://www.thenational.scot/news/23527102.public-order-bill-labour-refuse-back-snp-bid-repeal-law/
“They [] are not opposing the restrictions on the right to (protest) and their dithering is enabling it. They have said they are a government in waiting, but today, on this Bill, and on so many other Bills, they are simply looking like gormless Tory sidekicks.”

fkamiah17, to UKpolitics
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🤬 🤬 ✊ 🇵🇸

Telegraph: "Make Palestine march organisers pay towards policing costs, official review says"
"An official review by Lord Walney, the Government’s independent adviser on political violence and disruption, has said there is a case for charging because of the “great amount of police resource” being absorbed by the protests."

Lord Walney, formerly known as LABOUR MP John Woodcock

https://archive.is/gk25U

OliverNoble,
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@fkamiah17 the party had (and still has) some real authoritarian wrong'uns

simon_brooke, to random
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Jings, is dreadful as a political speaker. He has all the verve, energy, enthusiasm and eloquence of a geriatric tortoise on Valium.

Wake up, man! It's an ELECTION, not a wreath-laying!

How can we invest our hope in this useless rag-doll puppet?

OliverNoble, (edited )
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@simon_brooke Not only does he read a script like an automated phone system, he is also absolutely terrified and useless when there isnt a rehearsed script

Whether it is a young labour member, Audrey White or an unfriendly journalist, he looks like a rabbit in the headlights and has nothing to say - he seems to lack the knowledge, the confidence, and the ability to interact in any way other than speaking at people with pre-prepared lines

OliverNoble, to random
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"" we changed our party and we’re determined to make sure we can change our country...""

So, more right wing
more intolerant of dissent, and less democratic...

https://www.thenational.scot/news/23976450.question-time-humza-yousaf-hits-back-labour-mp-defends-thatcher-praise/

OliverNoble, (edited ) to DuckDuckGo
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Searches for "psc" on ddg had the Palestinian Solidarity Campaign as first or second
Until today - now its nowhere

Hmmmmm, reasons?

OliverNoble, (edited ) to UKpolitics
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Starmer "outplays" Sunak

These people are clowns.
Cos-playing serious people while providing gossip and entertainment in the westminster "reality tv" - showbiz for ugly people

Politics IS NOT A FUCKING GAME of marbles - these muppets literally have the power of life and death over populations here and abroad

Read it and weep

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2023/nov/29/marbles-roll-badly-for-sunak-as-starmer-outplays-him-in-pmqs

OliverNoble, to UKpolitics
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@essjayjay @AutisticMumTo3 @PamCrossland

Labours foreign policy is set by Washington

Economic policy set by big business donors

Social policy set by fear of the right-wing tory press

What is the point of ?

OliverNoble,
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@jackLondon @Oldmanstan @AutisticMumTo3 @essjayjay @PamCrossland
The slaughter in is not
"A nasty little war" - it is 2.2million people being starved, bombed, displaced and dispossessed
So far 7,000 children have been killed and the UK is complicit

As for "two brutal antagonists" - there is no equivalence ,the population of gaza, who have no army, no airforce are being attacked by an army and airforce with enormous capacity delivering destruction equivalent to Dresden- with UK support

OliverNoble, to Stoicism
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"No more illegal wars. Introduce a Prevention of Military Intervention Act and put human rights at the heart of foreign policy. Review all UK arms sales and make us a force for international peace and justice."

Chances ?

(Not those arms sales or their human rights obviously)

April 2020 "my pledges to you"

OliverNoble, to random
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Just been blocked by fan for posting after they stated starmer has had an "Emphatic bounce" in popularity.

I wrote:.....

Is this the "emphatic bounce" to
.....22℅
Or do you have other data
https://yougov.co.uk/topics/politics/explore/public_figure/Keir_Starmer

OliverNoble, to UKpolitics
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Lammy: "It's high time the UK took its place again after , as a lead player in world affairs"

FFS, the party of our (probable) next government cant even commit to spending to fix schools - but can be a "lead player"

I would settle for safe schools, a functional NHS and free school meals -

"No ! - too ambitious" but we can lead the world

Twats

OliverNoble, to UKpolitics
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To all the "grown-ups" who obsess about and denounce socialists as a 'ists...

Hmmmm....

rhamphorhynchus, to random
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I already have an app for looking at your website, it's called Firefox and is most satisfactory, thanks anyway.

OliverNoble,
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@rhamphorhynchus
I do not want your stupid app
I will not use this siloed crap.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
I do not want this mobile spam!

Full version here:
https://techcrunch.com/2015/10/03/with-apologies-to-theodor-geisel/?guccounter=1

Would you like them on your phone?
On your waking home screen shown?

No! And no and no and no!
I do not want your stupid app
I do not want these wares of crap.
Your interstitials make me mad!
My ad blockers will make you sad.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
I do not want this mobile spam!

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