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bigzaphod

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You may know me from Twitterrific or Frenzic: Overtime or as the ex-galactic president. I'm just this guy, you know?

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Boost if you're old enough to remember ZMODEM.

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My oldest just brought in his Arduino and breadboard and said, "Look what I made! Press the button!"

I press it and it started playing "Never Gonna Give You Up" on the piezo speaker.

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This sounds like a pretty major cancer treatment breakthrough - and it's totally noninvasive: https://news.engin.umich.edu/2023/10/tumor-destroying-soundwaves-receive-fda-approval-for-liver-treatment-in-humans/

Especially wild that by breaking apart the cancer cells this way your body can then learn from the debris and trigger an immune response which then goes on to kill bits they missed with the machine! Like... holy crap?

(Only approved for liver cancer so far. Hopefully it could work for other types?)

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Just showed the kids Windows 95 running in a browser (🤯) and the thing they were amazed about is how clean it was. No toolbars everywhere, no junk in the task bar, nothing that looked like ads, etc. It's sad how things have evolved.

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I just saw a banner ad that I thought said, "HEALTHY POUTINE" and I'm thinking to myself, "that's impossible and defeats the point of poutine and yet I'm now intrigued..." Then I realized it actually said, "HEALTHY ROUTINE" at which point I immediately lost interest in it.

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It's amazing that Reddit, having watched the fallout after Twitter killed off their third party developers, would go on to say, "You know what, that's an excellent idea and we should do it too!"

It seems their new API pricing scheme might very well be a deathblow to @christianselig's excellent Apollo client (along with tons of others, I'm sure).

https://old.reddit.com/r/apolloapp/comments/13ws4w3/had_a_call_with_reddit_to_discuss_pricing_bad/

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My "Getting Started on Mastodon" tip is to follow a ton of people.

Follow the people you followed on Twitter, sure, but especially follow new people you didn't know on Twitter. Follow people who follow you. Check out the local or federated timelines and pick random people to follow.

You can remove them later if you don't like their vibe or once you get a sense for how you want to use Mastodon, but in the meantime it's much more interesting to have a bunch of new posts whenever you come visit.

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Apple could spend the next several years just doing bug fixes and calling the releases iOS 18, iOS 19, etc as usual and I swear only the tech press would notice. End users would probably be delighted to find that things that didn't work correctly last year now seem to work this year and think of it as a new feature! Not to mention third party devs having time to adopt the bazillions of APIs in the meantime and thus furthering the impression that new features have kept coming that whole time.

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I love how CNN has "INMATE NO. P01135809" and his mug shot on the screen. And not his name.

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I love that Apple uses "machine learning" instead of "AI." That feels way more honest about what is going on under the hood and helps avoids personification.

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I really appreciate that the long, illustrious internet tradition of shitposting is poisoning AI.

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Weird that Zuck's announcement of testing Mastodon for Threads doesn't include a link to a post on Mastodon that came from Threads.

Of course everyone is totally taking his word for it without any evidence.

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Maybe the real social network is the friends we convinced to move to Mastodon along the way.

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Just realized today is March 0th.

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I didn't like that Apple crushing ad, either. I cringed.

I understand the conceit of the ad - cramming all of this stuff/capability into a single magical iPad - but the execution was in poor taste, IMO.

All I saw was wastefulness. It's one thing to run with the idea that someone can replicate all of those things they probably don't have using just this one device they could buy right now, but it's quite another to imply that all of it needed to be destroyed for the iPad to pop into existence.

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Every commercial social network right now:

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Seems legit.

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Looks like Apple forgot to renew a certificate?

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This demo of Google's AI seems impossible. Holy crap. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIZAiXYceBI

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"An unexpected error occurred."

Nah, I'm a software developer. I always expect them.

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What better way to celebrate #macintosh's 40th anniversary than by using BitCam https://iconfactory.com/bc.html to take a pic of your current Mac? 😛

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Project Tapestry is roughly 1 Vision Pro away from being funded! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/iconfactory/project-tapestry

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Oh, another ridiculous thing we saw on our eclipse roadtrip was another gas station that had an "automated" checkout. It was a pad on the counter and you put your stuff on it and there were cameras above the pad that presumably used AI to figure out what you had and ring you up.

Here's the best part, though: There was an employee behind it fixing every single error it was making. I was in a long line for it and it failed at something for everyone - including me.

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Wow, it's the 10th month of the year already!

checks historical records

Ah. I guess if a system is around long enough, you run out of off-by-one errors and start accumulating off-by-two errors when naming things.

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My feelings about this feature are somewhere between horrified and appalled.

I admit that sometimes it might be useful, but I think at this point I'm willing to live without it because... :yikes:.

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024/05/microsofts-new-recall-feature-will-record-everything-you-do-on-your-pc/

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Cops learning about the new Windows feature that records everything you do on your PC:

Dancing cops.

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