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deedeeque

@deedeeque@techhub.social

Not half as clever as he wishes he was.

Wait, need more if I want 'things' like 'followers'? Ok. Music, history, guitars - playing and fixing, cats, ships and airplanes...

... former database developer, social worker, bartender, grape-comber, forklift operator, greenhouse worker, office drone, world traveler, convenience store clerk...

Pronouns: Yes, have been known to use them.

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futurebird, to random
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Huge presenANTation today! The ants speak for themselves!

deedeeque,
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@futurebird I was going to say: "That ant's not real... but if it is, I think you're only option is to move."

RickiTarr, to random
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The Epaulette shark is only about 9 million years old as a species, making it the most recent branch in the shark family. And it is slowly but surely evolving into a land animal!

You will have to choose your side!

HELP THEM! “We' missed you, pal!” “Their filthy Water" "If you see a Horrid Beast evolving, welcome them home.

deedeeque,
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@RickiTarr

deedeeque,
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@RickiTarr maybe they'll eat all those pesky Walking Catfish.

deedeeque, to animals
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I have a new assistant. Oh goody.

mariyadelano, (edited ) to nyc
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Mastodon friends… important poll (please boost for reach!)

The tables in our nearby deli have literal dried beans as decoration (see first reply to this thread for pics)

So…. beans? 🤔

deedeeque,
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@mariyadelano Are you sure those aren't bugs? They look like bugs to me.

RickiTarr, to random
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Hello! I want to do a Spooky Picture Prompt! So, find a picture in your camera roll that would represent the phrase:

Last Picture on the Camera Roll

This should be spooky, but completely up to your own interpretation. Here's one from me, with weird eclipse light.

deedeeque,
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@RickiTarr

reginasbread, to Women
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insert some smart caption here because I'm posting this for no reason

deedeeque,
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@reginasbread

"This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes."

StillIRise1963, to random
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The only route we have to eventually create the future we all envision runs straight through the Democratic Party. That's reality.

deedeeque,
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@StillIRise1963 'Through' being the operative word. As in, 'through it and out the other side, to something better and more useful.'

deedeeque, to random
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I want one of these for my front yard.

deedeeque, to random
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Whatever you do, don't drive outside the cones!

deedeeque, to animals
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My desk. And one reason I don't get more shit done.

We miss you, Jelly Bean.

deedeeque, to animals
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Our boys look like single quotation marks at either end of a sentence.

Green_Footballs, to random
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Mike Johnson Admits He and His Son Monitor Each Other’s Porn Intake

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/mike-johnson-son-monitor-porn-intake-covenant-eyes-1234870634/

deedeeque,
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@Green_Footballs Not at all creepy.

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skykiss, to random
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Federal judge on Thursday sentenced to prison a Republican Florida state legislator who catapulted to national attention for being the sponsor of a bill barring classroom instruction about sexual orientation and gender identity that was called by its critics the “Don’t Say Gay” bill.

Former Rep. Joe Harding (R-Williston), who plead guilty in March to one count each of wire fraud, money laundering and making false statements as part of a scheme to fraudulently obtain a $150,000 federal Covid-19 relief loan, was sentenced to four months in prison.

https://www.politico.com/news/2023/10/19/ex-florida-gop-lawmaker-who-sponsored-so-called-dont-say-gay-bill-sentenced-to-prison-00122618
#wirefraud #moneylaundering

deedeeque,
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@skykiss Four months? Meanwhile some poor schmuck is doing 3 to 5 for kiting a $150 check.

idoubtit, to random
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    deedeeque,
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    @idoubtit Wise move. We had to have them over a few weeks ago. The assholes were nesting right next to the mailbox. The mailperson was threatening to go on strike.

    RepShontelBrown, to random
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    Today I proudly voted for Leader Jeffries for Speaker.

    The contrast is crystal clear.

    House Democrats are united and ready to find common ground, so that we can deliver for the American people. It’s time for responsible Republicans to work with us.

    deedeeque,
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    @RepShontelBrown Good luck finding it.

    bkahn, to random
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    I'm currently listening to a variety of free audio books including the Canterbury Tales, and a couple of others about WWII. Scary how descriptions of Hitler's temper tantrums--which often led to terrible military decisions--remind me of Trump's tantrums. I guess dictators and wannabe dictators are bound to share certain characteristics. Vote--our lives depend on it.

    deedeeque,
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    @anathema_device @bkahn Also, Hitler liked dogs.

    roxiqt, to random

    Okay, I'm just going to come out & say it: I don't know why no one ever discusses this publicly because I feel like deep down, we all know that this is absolutely true but can someone PLEASE explain to me why I've never seen anyone discussing how spectacular pelicans would be at trick-or-treating?

    deedeeque,
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    @roxiqt Don't want to give them ideas.

    lowqualityfacts, to random
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    Trying to find people I relate to on Mastodon. Please boost if you:

    -want to say y'all but do not because you are not a southerner and it would feel inauthentic.

    -once saw a psychic who told you that you will die in a Jimmy Fallon-related incident.

    -think that cops should give you a chance to get out of a speeding ticket if you can make them laugh.

    -poke the ground in front of you with a stick before each step to make sure it is not quicksand.

    deedeeque,
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    @lowqualityfacts The Stick thing isn't for finding quick sand, it's for finding landmines and underground coal-seam fires.

    Best way to detect quick sand is by tossing an anvil to the ground before each step.

    deedeeque, to HashtagGames
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    For score and seven tacos ago...

    annika, (edited ) to random
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    The "would you rather fight 1 horse sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses" question makes no sense. I don't want to fight a horse-sized anything. Do you know how big horses are?? a horse-sized duck would easily kill me and i'd be scared the whole time

    deedeeque,
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    @annika I'll fight any duck, any size, any time. They know what they did.

    Tweetfiction, to random

    You know what the absolute best thing reasonable Republicans could do to make the house sane for a while? Back Hakeem Jeffries. It could happen...🤷‍♀️

    deedeeque,
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    @Tweetfiction Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Reasonable Republicans....

    dancinyogi, to random
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    Good morning ☕

    deedeeque,
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    @dancinyogi To be honest, stabbing usually doesn't start until after the first two or three meetings of the day.

    deedeeque, to random
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    Just realized that my old neck brace looks like a very happy... and terrifying... something. Or other.

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