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“admitted homosexual”

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no centralised social network could ever produce "the taliban deleted my account". that's a mastodon special.

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u can buy my gay mp3 player if u want. i think it's a pretty cool device. https://www.crowdsupply.com/cool-tech-zone/tangara

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i think the real takeaway is that postgres devs aren’t fucking around when it comes to performance

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you know that meme, 'two kinds of electrical engineer: the kind that makes antennas on purpose, and the kind that makes them by accident'?

it's fucked up how that's just literally true.

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so if it's a single board computer, how come you have so many of them?

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the thing about c++ is you can do

std::numeric_limits<uint32_t>::max()

and be technically correct, portable, more expressive, etc.

or you can just do

UINT32_MAX

which is probably Wrong and Bad in many ways, but has the strong advantage of not sucking ass

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⚠️ it looks like you’re using an ad blocker. keep it up, champ!

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you are developing a novel, highly efficient algorithm for shuffling music. do you:

a) file a patent
b) write a paper
c) write a post on instructables dot com

real heads of course choose c: https://www.instructables.com/Miller-Shuffle-Algorithm/

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check out this sick 3d print

video/mp4

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linux

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oh okay

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i don't want to read blog posts about whether or not open source has impacted prusa's revenue.

i want to read blog posts about how choosing to grow a hobby into a 700+ person company turns you into the sort of person who cares about the revenue impact of open source.

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i think this is genuinely the best picture i've ever taken

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i guess raspberry pi haven’t had enough of getting publicly owned

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damn that's crazy

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clockwork pi unfortunately going on my shitlist of companies that whack an "open source hardware" logo on stuff but then do not, in fact, open the sources

https://github.com/clockworkpi/uConsole/issues/7

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i made a very quick little "here is where tangara is at!" video to show crowd supply but i think other people might like to see too!

video/mp4

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i have a theory about fedi demographics

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open source phones are all bad bc they're trying to skip ahead on the tech tree. we at the level of "chonky laptop", or "gen 1 ipod". u can't be making the open hardware iphone yet, u gotta wait a bit longer.

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watching googlers get arrested live on twitch https://clips.twitch.tv/BloodyExquisitePigDogFace-wRpiAtkw4wWAfByl

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apple vision pro:

  • use the internet anywhere
  • you look like the bad guy from hackers (1995)
  • no porn

mnt pocket reform:

  • use the internet anywhere
  • you look like the good guys from hackers (1995)
  • porn allowed
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any recs for an artist who can do a small (~1 inch square) black and white lineart of girls kissing? i need this for business purposes

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"i won't put ai in my dinky mp3 player" becoming less of a silly joke and more an important and necessary disclaimer

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people saying “look i posted the same thing on masto and twitter/bluesky and the masto one got way more engagement! mastodon best social network!”

and then the post is the most mastodon-optimised computer toucher content you’ve ever seen.

jacqueline,
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like i do agree that mastodon is generally higher engagement than other platforms. but also you can go viral here just by posting ‘linux’ so let’s not get too high and mighty

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