patrickworld

patrickworld, 11 months ago to random

Me, explaining all of the social media sites I'm on and their differences

patrickworld, 5 months ago to random

patrickworld, 11 months ago to random

I mean…

patrickworld, 20 days ago to random

Just say yes to drugs 🥴

patrickworld, 16 days ago to random

The spirit of my dad, in a child’s body, enjoying the cable news coverage of the 34 charges

patrickworld, 3 months ago to random

I know a lot of people want self driving cars, but did you ever think about how the cops would be able to just program it to bring your ass in for questioning? Just lock the doors, change direction and boom; you’re at the station. No warrant, just hijack your ride 😬

patrickworld, 3 months ago to random

How your email finds me 📧

patrickworld, 3 months ago to random

Imagine being born on a flight and then immediately deciding to go to Toronto. This baby sounds wild

patrickworld, 3 months ago to random

There should be a reality show called ‘Love is Bland’ where people who’ve been together for ten plus years load dishwashers and pick things to watch on Netflix

patrickworld, 4 months ago to random

Haters say I can't cook, but guess who made this bowl of ice at home, from scratch?

patrickworld, 1 month ago to random

Subtitles in movie theatres NOW. I will not back down on this

patrickworld, 21 days ago to random

How I feel when I post a banger* on here

*banger = 2 or more likes

patrickworld, 2 months ago to random

You know one of the many things I’ve never understood about this whole maga thingy is that she’s been pretty consistently great for some time 🤷🏾‍♂️

patrickworld, 1 month ago to random

#Breaking

patrickworld, 5 months ago to HashtagGames

#HashtagGames #WhineASong The Clash - Complain in Vain

patrickworld, 9 months ago to Montreal

Good morning from downtown #Montreal 🌞

patrickworld, 9 months ago to random

It’s always funny to me when I talk to someone in their 20s and I mention something I did ‘30 years ago’ and their eyes widen as if I said ‘I used to hang out with Jesus’ 😅

patrickworld, 4 months ago to random

The male urge to say ‘all good!’ when someone asks how it’s going and you’re dying inside

patrickworld, 4 months ago to random

If you don’t know who needs to hear this then maybe it’s nobody. Nobody needs to hear this 🤷🏾‍♂️

patrickworld, 3 months ago to random

Logging on 👍🏾

patrickworld, 9 months ago to random

If you ask someone ‘did you get a haircut?’ and the answer is ‘yes’, and you don’t follow up with ‘looks good!’ you’re an asshole

patrickworld, 5 months ago to random

You better not pout but seriously if you need to cry I’m certainly not gonna hold it against you 🎅🏾

patrickworld, 1 month ago to random

Wanna feel old? This sentence is in English.

patrickworld, 1 month ago to random

‘Look, it’s an emergency, I’m outta nuts and the rent is due’

patrickworld, 17 days ago to random

Asked a co-worker a question and she touched my screen 4 times. I'm not counting or anything, but 4 times. 4. It doesn't bother me at all though, it's just that it was 4 times. Anyway, I'm just gonna forget about the 4 times she touched my screen. No big deal. It's not like it was 5 times. It was 4