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quixoticgeek

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Geek, Dyke, Brewer, Rider of Bikes, Archer, Quixotic, Generally Curious, Mostly Harmless, she/her

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foone, to random
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So there's always the debate between QWERTY and alphabetical keyboards, but everyone is missing the obvious way to solve this disagreement.

There's no reason the alphabet HAS to be in that order. It's arbitrary, and English would work almost completely the same if the alphabet was in a different order, you know?

So, let's just put the alphabet in QWERTY order!
It'd solve all our problems from Q to M.

CountBinface, to random
@CountBinface@mastodon.world avatar

It’s meant to be.

ErikUden, to random
@ErikUden@mastodon.de avatar

Boss made a dollar
I made a dime
That was a poem
From a simpler time.

Now boss makes a thousand
And gives us a cent
While he's got employees
Who can't pay rent.

When boss makes a million
And the workers make jack
That's when we fight
And take our lives back.

jon, to random
@jon@gruene.social avatar

For the first time since 1992 (when I was 12) I’m completely disinterested by the UK General Election.

Sunak and the Tories will lose, Labour in uninspiring, the Lib Dems weedy, Greens weak and SNP weakened, and Reform simply grim. And Brexit is the elephant none of them will touch.

As I’m still a UK citizen I will vote, but it’s with less determination than ever before.

inthehands, to random
@inthehands@hachyderm.io avatar

Less about tools that boost productivity, more about tools that reduce total workload.

dan_the_architect, to random
@dan_the_architect@beige.party avatar

Mastodon: it’s the ham radio of the internet!

Wilbur72, to random
@Wilbur72@mastodon.social avatar

I’m sitting in the family room with my two teens. One is doing schoolwork and the other is reading a book. Neither are on their phone.

What in the name of everything holy is going on ?!?!? 🙀

mwl, to random
@mwl@io.mwl.io avatar

When I left Twitter, I worried that it would impact my ability to make a living.

That worry was unfounded.

Would I be doing better if I was still on Twitter? Perhaps. But looking at my #ryoms visitors on Kickstarter, it's clear that the fedi is a more than adequate replacement.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mwlucas/run-your-own-mail-server

Thanks for sharing, everyone. I appreciate your support.

mwl,
@mwl@io.mwl.io avatar

I should also add:

I am SUPER MEGA TURBO RELIEVED that the fedi can replace Twitter. That was a very scary decision.

fanf, to random
@fanf@mendeddrum.org avatar

the water is also coming up through the ground under the tent! fortunately i have a large 16 rib umbrella and sufficiently waterproof boots

batkaren, to random
@batkaren@mastodon.online avatar

Shout out to witches who fly by their own means, free from misogynistic trappings of housework as transports.

Oh and fuck the dude who came up with that concept.

Waxingtonknee, to random
@Waxingtonknee@mastodon.org.uk avatar

I cannot stress this enough.

If you are not registered to vote. Do it now.

It's easy and simple.

If you don't have valid ID you can get it free from your local authority.

Register to vote.

Now.

Click here:

https://www.gov.uk/register-to-vote

ukplissken, to UKpolitics
@ukplissken@mastodon.org.uk avatar

Can always retrain in cyber.

#ukpolitics #ge2024

ChrisMayLA6, to random
@ChrisMayLA6@zirk.us avatar

And so it starts: Election 2024 will be on July 4th:

Rishi Sunak has decided there's unlikely to be any better news coming before the end of the year & things could get even worse....

Does he also like the symbolism of July 4th - independence in this sense from what? people are going to have fun with that.

But, we're now going to see the Right wing press swing into full attack mode, leaving the Q. has Keir Starmer so reduced Labour's profile as to present only a narrow target?

#election2024

b0rk, to random
@b0rk@jvns.ca avatar

The git zine might have set a record for number of beta readers who helped out with it: we had 66 amazing people read drafts of the zine, ask questions, tell me what’s confusing, and what they learned!

The beta reader process helps us SO much to keep the things that are working and fix the parts that aren’t.

mwl,
@mwl@io.mwl.io avatar

@b0rk

Early readers are everything.

Not just for technical things either! For years, a note on my wall said "Do not write so you can be understood; write so you cannot be misunderstood." Early readers illuminate how many ways I fail... which yeah, kind of sucks, but it's so much better to find those things BEFORE publishing!

Andy_European, to random
@Andy_European@mastodon.online avatar

Oh my @coldwarsteve — on fine form…

A_C_McGregor, to UKpolitics
@A_C_McGregor@topspicy.social avatar

If you're not sure about if you have valid ID for getting to vote (because of the Tories bullshit voter supression laws), then just apply for a postal vote.

Then you can vote against the Tories with ease.

https://www.gov.uk/apply-postal-vote

ShredderLivesOn, to random
@ShredderLivesOn@mastodon.scot avatar

As well as registering for a postal vote, it's worth making sure you have photographic ID.

There's a list of accepted ID here, as well as a link to apply for a Voter Authority Certificate.
https://www.gov.uk/how-to-vote/photo-id-youll-need

Veterans ID still will not count. Something the Veterans Minister Johnny Mercer apologised for and said he would aim to rectify. But was denied, as broadening the accepted ID would allow more students and younger people to vote.

Senior citizens can use travel cards. Youngsters can't.

Alby, to random
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GossiTheDog, to random
@GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social avatar

Fourth of July election in the UK

Season 5 Lol GIF by Real Husbands of Hollywood

GossiTheDog,
@GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social avatar

Somebody is playing the Darth Vader theme and “Things Can Only Get Better” over the PM as, in the soaking rain, he is announcing a General Election.

swaldman, to random
@swaldman@mendeddrum.org avatar

Oh, dear.

Launching a comms campaign asking everybody to have bottled water, food, etc., for national resilience: Sensible.

Doing it on the same day that you call a general election? Maybe not the best look 😂

18+ Shrigglepuss, to random
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Just seen a chart on the news that the 4th most important issue in this country regarding their vote in a general election is "immigration".
Get all the way fucked, the lot of you

afewbugs, to random
@afewbugs@social.coop avatar

Beach views in Britain right now

swaldman, to random
@swaldman@mendeddrum.org avatar

This sequence of news updates (bottom to top) is bringing me joy.

afewbugs, to random
@afewbugs@social.coop avatar

Right, everyone who can is registered to vote right? Got your postal or proxy sorted out if you need one? Got your ID?

X31Andy, to random
@X31Andy@mastodon.green avatar

"Based on all the information that wasn't passed to you do you think you are the unluckiest CEO in history?"

—— Jason Beer to Paula Vennels

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