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donni

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Chicago comedian in real life, Internet poster in posting. Proudly hatless. Suspicious of most squirrels. Only wrestles sea cows seasonally

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Have you been injured by clouds? You may be entitled to condensation

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How smart can AI be if it wants my job? Someone hasn’t done the research

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That which doesn’t kill you still makes you pretty upset about the attempt

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Please do not gaze upon my works and despair! I worked really hard on them

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Very few socks mate for life

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How do I monetize this creeping sense of despair

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If at first you don’t succeed, yes that is generally how it works

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Fool me once, the shame is overwhelming. I will never recover

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Tomorrow is another day, even though we just had a day. Nobody asked for this

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Sure, I panic sometimes, but only when I think about anything

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Do what you love and you’ll never work a day for a few months, until it stops being fun and starts being work

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Going to bed soon, just need to quickly read every post ever written

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When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss looks away uncomfortably, muttering "Oh, great, another weirdo"

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Maybe you’re the main character in a boring novel where very little happens

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You know what they say: Mostly words, usually in sentences

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It’s very cold outside, and personally, I disagree

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Sick of my cat ignoring current events

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Don’t forget to eat some pizza. It’s dangerous to let your pizza levels get too low

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Have you tried muttering angrily about it

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I liked things better before everything got super evil

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Just be nice when possible, and weird when you can get away with it

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Don’t be ashamed of the things you like. Everything else is also dumb as hell

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Can’t sleep due to my unique and powerful thoughts and worries

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Can’t sleep due to 17 vague fears and 4 specific concerns

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Women wanted him. Men wanted to be him. Birds mocked him. Fish disliked him tremendously

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