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jstatepost

@jstatepost@mstdn.social

🥥 Lifelong lefty;
#Underdog & #Undercat amigo;
#LGBTQIA+, #BLM, #NAFO ally;
Self-described #OkayBoomer;
Opinions are borrowed, typos are my own;
My humor punches up;
If "droll" describes you & you're up
for a #GeneralStrike, sit by me.
Enough #Linux Chi to mess up a desktop
PC & then need help fixing it.
Wuz weird, now #Neurodivergent.
#Mlems and #Bleps make my life worth living.
Phil is my proper noun.🥥

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dannotdaniel, to random
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England has a new Queen and her name is Victoria 🤩

jstatepost,
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@cynthiarose @dannotdaniel
🥥 Now Eye CAN'T unsee the cat in that milkshake, Cynthia! 🥥
#Milkshake, #Farage, #QueenVictoria, #TuckersBalls

stevesilberman, to random
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Here's Rupert Murdoch getting his usual fawning society-page coverage describing him as an "incorrigible romantic," rather than as "One of the most evil men alive, up to his neck in blood, responsible for the corrosion of democracies worldwide and the spread of medical misinformation that has killed millions." https://ca.style.yahoo.com/news/rupert-murdoch-marries-fifth-wife-121924735.html

jstatepost,
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@thepoliticalcat @stevesilberman
🥥 YOU just don't understand true LOVE, Political cat.
What gift did YOU send to the happy couple?
Raw sarcasm on the hoof. 🥥

jstatepost,
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@thepoliticalcat @stevesilberman
🥥 Eye think that baby has left the womb, PoliticalCat.
Blessed event for the happy couple, Voldemort Murdoch and his fifth bride?
Haven't seen the Vegas odds, but Eye'll bet they're long. 🥥
#TheMurdochMarriages, #RandyRupert, #FifthTimeIsTheCharm, #TuckersBalls

jstatepost, (edited ) to fediverse
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🥥 I came to the #Fediverse in April 2023 a bitter man who didn't know anyone & no one knew me.
If you zinged me, I'd zing you back.
I was unaware of the importance & beauty of #AltText.
I didn't know that #cats are EVERYONES Fursona.
I didn't know what a #Capybara, a #Quokka, or a #RedPanda were, or that they could appear every hour.
I hadn't been corrected yet for saying #Mastodon instead of Fediverse.
Now I spend all day sharing, commenting, scrolling mentions, & LOLing.
Thanx! 🥥

mattwilcox, (edited ) to random
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I am curious if the "announcment" feature Mastodon admins have access to is actually useful.

I suspect many people never see them. I think I've only ever seen it displayed in the "official" mastodon web UI. And never in any of the (many) apps I use.

Feel free to boost for reach.

jstatepost,
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@mattwilcox
🥥 Matt, Eye'm a proud monthly contributor to Stux for the wonderful work being done to maintain and improve the Mastodon instance that Eye use.
That being said, because Eye rarely use the web UI, Eye rarely see announcements.
I have yet to discover how to access announcements using either my Android tablet or phone in either the native Mastodon app or in Megalodon, which Eye also use.
Thank YOU for running this helpful poll. 🥥

adamconover, to random
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Just dropped my newest video essay on YouTube: How Google RUINED the Internet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7NHABs76mg&feature=youtu.be

jstatepost,
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@Mrfunkedude @ken_fallon @adamconover @hpr
🥥 Eye specialize in being inappropriate, Mr Dude. So Eye have to axe if you handing out free advice about is just your way of pandering for votes as Mayor of Mastodon?
This does NOT in any way change my endorsement for you to be . 🥥

jstatepost, to Haiku
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🥥 Don't think of as a chore you have to perform.
Think of it more as an art form, like or ; a fine or a rare that YOU can hand craft. 🥥

jstatepost, to journalism
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"The truth is that when Republicans win, the mainstream press feels the need to move to the right because they’re out of touch, and when Democrats win, the mainstream press feels the need to move to the right because it’s only a matter of time before Republicans win again. The answer to the millionaires and billionaires making these decisions is always to find an excuse to shift to the right." --Parker Malloy
https://www.damemagazine.com/2022/07/11/mainstream-medias-rightward-lurch/
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jstatepost, to random
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🥥 Here in the US our new Speaker of the House (R-LA) is a wolf in sheep's clothing.
His blaming of the fall of the Roman empire on homosexuality just demonstrates that "...Johnson is not just a bigot, he’s intellectually shallow and profoundly dishonest as well. In other words, he’s a Republican. Who thinks weird things. And acts on them." 🥥
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2023/11/4/2203591/-More-nonsense-from-Mike-Johnson-New-speaker-blamed-Rome-s-fall-on-homosexuality

jstatepost, to australia
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🥥 Meanwhile in :
Rooftop solar meets all of South Australia demand in major new milestone | RenewEconomy 🥥

https://reneweconomy.com.au/rooftop-solar-meets-all-of-south-australia-demand-in-major-new-milestone/

jstatepost, to random
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🥥 Reporter Brian Karem takes the US press to task for never telling the truth about : "Donald Trump is despotic and deranged. His politics are nothing but grift. His life is about fleecing others. We should preface every mention of him by stating that he's been indicted in four jurisdictions for 91 felonies. He's been labeled a rapist and a business cheat in civil court and he was impeached twice."
This mess is due to corporate press distortions of the facts. 🥥
https://www.salon.com/2023/09/28/donald-thrill-ride-is-nearly-over--but-the-media-wont-let-him-go/

heidilifeldman, to random
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#Alito has no shame. It isn’t just that he refuses to recuse himself from #Jan6 cases before the Supreme Court — it’s his arrogant assertion that he can assess how a “reasonable person” would view his involvement. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2024/05/29/justice-alito-rejects-recuse-flags-jan-6-cases/ 73895356007/ 1/ #JudicialEthics #RuleOfLaw

jstatepost,
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@JaneinNJ @heidilifeldman
🥥 Since before his elevation to the Supremes, Mr Justice Alito was the kind of judge the Federalist Society was looking for.
That's why his name was put forward. 🥥

jstatepost, to random
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🥥 Meet #HouseSpeaker #MikeJohnson (R-LA).
"Johnson was named dean of a law school that never opened, whose namesake Judge Paul Pressler was (surprise, surprise) sued over sexual abuse by multiple men, and whose president was credibly accused of misappropriating funds. Huh."
The more you know, the weirder this guy gets. 🥥
https://statuskuo.substack.com/p/speaker-mike-johnsons-past-holds?r=1zr8b&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

jstatepost, to random
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🥥 My habit on is to recommend a single worthwhile Fedizen so that it'll be as easy as possible to follow them.
Today's follow-worth-your-while is progressive activist and discerning political observer @TonyStark.
Tony doesn't just point out where the radical right is wrecking the world, but he also offers resources to empower us to focus our energy in good, productive directions.
Follow Tony today. You'll be glad you did.
Here's a sample: https://progressivecafe.social/@TonyStark/110989709389603054 🥥

jstatepost, to random
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🥥 Fucking dip shit Fires Half Of ExTwitter’s Election Integrity Team, Because A Manager Liked A Tweet Calling Him A Fucking Dipshit | Techdirt 🥥

https://www.techdirt.com/2023/09/28/elon-fires-half-of-extwitters-election-integrity-team-because-a-manager-liked-a-tweet-calling-him-a-fucking-dipshit/

jstatepost, to random
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🥥 Are we doomed?
Or are we just living in a simulation -- in which we're doomed? 🥥

RickiTarr, to random
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I wish there was any job I loved as much as Herding Dogs love Herding.

jstatepost,
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@RickiTarr
🥥 Eye had been thinking intensely in the early insomnia hours of this AM about just how diligently all working dogs seem to approach their tasks.
Eye, for one, have NEVER been as serious about a job as even the most casual working dog Eye have seen in my days, Ricki. 🥥

JamesRhodes, to random
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While blocking a reasonable immigration bill, the GOP is impeaching Mayorkas with no evidence of any wrong doing, and wasting taxpayer dollars while refusing to be part of the solution. They are a craven and corrupt self-serving party bowing down to their con man leader. It's grotesque.

Republicans unveil articles of impeachment against Alejandro Mayorkas-
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/immigration/house-republicans-unveil-articles-impeachment-dhs-secretary-alejandro-rcna135972

jstatepost,
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@JamesRhodes
🥥 Depravity signalling is the GOP equivalent of virtue signalling. 🥥

jstatepost, to random
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🥥 Note to Letitia James:
Grab him by the Mar-A-Lago! 🥥
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jstatepost, to Vivaldi
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🥥 Some people are saying that the works really well as an reader.
One of its strong points is how it strips all the crap out of videos restoring a lot of the pleasure in watching them. 🥥

jstatepost, to random
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🥥 "But Biden is old," is the "But Her Emails," of the 2024 election.
It's a made-up talking point about a non-issue that's supposed to make us ignore damning facts about his unacceptable opponent.
Pleez don't be sucked in by the ill-intentioned propaganda. 🥥
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jstatepost, to random
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🥥 Senator (D-RI)
-- long an opponent of fuckery with US courts -- unleashes a broadside designed to reach beyond the Senate floor.
It was an appeal for political pressure on Congress to clean up the 's daylight bribery.🥥

https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/a45225442/sheldon-whitehouse-federal-courts-scheme/

jstatepost, to random
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🥥 What we have here is a crime wave!
In what appears to be a copycat crime, former President Jimmie Carter was convicted of a felony for holding up a Waffle House with a Glock pistol.
Necessary Disclaimer: This toot and the The Onion article to which it links are examples of satirical parody, which reasonable people should understand is meant to be humorous and NOT literally true.
https://www.theonion.com/jimmy-carter-becomes-second-president-convicted-of-felo-1851512425
🥥

jstatepost, to ai
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🥥 Call for venture capital!
Eye'm starting a gourmet food company that will fill the growing demand for artisanal rocks and pizza-topping glue.
Before you ask, yes, there WILL be a significant role for AI in company operations.
Interested individuals are encouraged to respond with money offers in the comments below. 🥥
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Mrfunkedude, to random
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If I'm elected Mayor of Mastodon...

Every fart joke will earn you 15 points of influence which can then be traded for clout at an equal rate.

That clout can then be used to purchase merch like, "The federated toaster" or a "Decentralized shower head" at the official Fediverse shop.

Thank you for your vote.

jstatepost,
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@Mrfunkedude
🥥 Mr Dude, you have my vote! 🥥

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