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GottaLaff,
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Via Kyle Griffin:

In light of the second Alito flag report, Senate Judiciary Chair Dick Durbin is calling for Samuel to recuse himself "immediately" from cases related to the 2020 election and the Jan. 6 insurrection "for the good of the country."

He adds: "The Chief Justice must see how this is damaging the Court and immediately enact an enforceable code of conduct."

Exploring_Eye,
@Exploring_Eye@mastodon.social avatar

@GottaLaff

I don’t know how many scandals it’s going to take to do something about the Supreme Court. This seems like a crisis, and the only response we get from SCOTUS is how dare anyone criticize us.

Eka_FOOF_A,
@Eka_FOOF_A@spacey.space avatar

@GottaLaff
I don't see the chief justice ever enacting any code of conduct because he is fully in line with the goals of the most egregious scandal riddled members.

bagder,
@bagder@mastodon.social avatar

How to verify a release

https://daniel.haxx.se/blog/2024/05/23/how-to-verify-a-curl-release/

How we are not the next xz.

nblr,
@nblr@chaos.social avatar

@bagder aww <3 that's adorbs.

alexandressi,
@alexandressi@piaille.fr avatar

@nblr @bagder Your next tee-shirt.

niclake,
@niclake@mastodon.social avatar

A person who can never shut up about using timers to increase their productivity is called a Pomodorko.

niclake,
@niclake@mastodon.social avatar

@shellsharks to be fair, I wrote that as a direct result of me spending 20 minutes, figuring out ways to automate starting timers for myself. 😂

keenan,
@keenan@social.lol avatar

@robb @niclake I am that friend and I also liked the joke a lot.

shaft, French
@shaft@piaille.fr avatar

11h20 : je passe au service RH en expliquant que j'aurai besoin d'un document à la con dans le cadre de ma recherche de logement. J'explique qu'il me le faudrait dans la journée et que je suis désolé de l'urgence mais je viens d'être prévenu. RH : oui pas de problème, envoie un mail en disant que c'est urgent

11h28 : j'envoie un mail [urgent] avec priorité haute.

15h12 : je fais une relance car j'ai eu des précisons de l'agence immo

16h12 : j'attends toujours. Je deviens une boule de nerfs 😡

J'essaie toujours de court-circuiter les demandes par ticket/mail précisément pour cette raison : c'est enterré ou pas pris en compte dans les temps dans 99% des cas

shaft,
@shaft@piaille.fr avatar

@lovisix Je m'assure que les fichiers qu'on doit recevoir sont reçus. Et que la chaîne informatique qui les mange digère bien et fait ces rototos :)

shaft,
@shaft@piaille.fr avatar

@lovisix Et parfois, je contrôle les flux. Je prends mes lunettes spéciales et je regarde si les 0 et les 1 sont bien des 0 et des 1

thepoliticalcat,
@thepoliticalcat@mastodon.social avatar

Oopsie! Trump whined and cried for so long about Joe Biden's minions planning to assassinate him:

https://www.thedailybeast.com/fox-news-refutes-trump-assassination-conspiracy-that-fox-news-helped-spread?ref=home

What? The FBI uses the SAME EXACT language to conduct Biden's search? It's standard for ER'body? Dang, Donny, what you whining about NOW, you big snowflake!

xs4me2,
@xs4me2@mastodon.social avatar

@thepoliticalcat

Ok, let’s do it on 5th Avenue then… freakin maniac…

thepoliticalcat,
@thepoliticalcat@mastodon.social avatar

@xs4me2 Not sure that's fair to maniacs, who can't help their brain spikes.

cmconseils, French
@cmconseils@mastodon.social avatar

My friend got a tattoo on his arm that says "comparison is the thief of joy" and I'm really debating getting the same tattoo on my arm but a little bit bigger

x00001,
@x00001@corteximplant.com avatar

The digital seas be brimming with swashbuckling Alt Textless treasure just waiting to be discovered! 🌊🏴‍☠️⚓️

ahimsa_pdx,
@ahimsa_pdx@disabled.social avatar

@x00001 Love this mug!

Also, I absolutely support "piracy" if it means taking images posted with no description and re-posting them with alt text! 🏴‍☠️

davidallengreen,
@davidallengreen@mastodon.green avatar

Any “constitutional” or legal questions about the general election?

Ask below and I will reply if I can.

(I used to do this sort of thing on Twitter and I thought I would give it a go here.)

jonbelcher,
@jonbelcher@toot.wales avatar

@davidallengreen thank you. Statement by Penny Mordaunt later apparently. I know this is part of the normal process, but it seems crazy that so many 100s of hours of Parliamentary & civil service time on some bills will be permanently lost. Another argument for fixed terms?

davidallengreen,
@davidallengreen@mastodon.green avatar

@jonbelcher

We tried fixed terms in 2011. Didn’t work in political reality.

And yes, a waste and a shame.

Emily, German
@Emily@mastodon.de avatar

Erik Duden

Emily,
@Emily@mastodon.de avatar

@Geisseltierchen mein Kopf ist doof

Intensivdiva,
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Cinquante_et_1, French
@Cinquante_et_1@masto.bike avatar

: voilà ce que j'ai entendu pendant les 2 heures - DEUX HEURES ! - de "rendez-vous pédagogique" des 1000 km de conduite accompagnée à

Déroulez le 🧵👇

Prêt.e.s ? Accrochez-vous !

1/n

Cinquante_et_1,
@Cinquante_et_1@masto.bike avatar

BONUS (je l'avais notée sur une autre feuille celle-là, je viens de la retrouver...
Rappel : c'est quelque chose qui a été dit devant une quinzaine d'apprentis conducteurs âgés de 16/17 ans et leurs parents accompagnateurs)

"La première fois que j'ai pris le portable en voiture pour répondre à un appel urgent, à peine j'avais regardé l'écran, j'étais montée sur le trottoir ! J'ai fait les deux pneus ! Mais je suis pas une délinquante de la route..."

13/13

niavy,
@niavy@masto.bike avatar

@Cinquante_et_1
Mais naaaaAAAAaaaan 😱🤦🏻‍♂️

mwl,
@mwl@io.mwl.io avatar

Turned down an enthusiastic invitation to a fistfight in the Costco parking lot. Doing fine, but still adrenalized.

How's your Thursday going?

18+ skyfaller,
@skyfaller@jawns.club avatar

@mwl Maybe having the confidence you can handle violence if it happens may make you less scared, and therefore both more effective at delicate de-escalation tactics and at violence if de-escalation fails?

rivetgeek,
@rivetgeek@dice.camp avatar

@mwl CostCo has really expanded its product offerings.

Glad you're okay.

evacide,
@evacide@hachyderm.io avatar

As a person who enjoys live music, this is the kind of action I love to see.

“It is time to break up Live Nation-Ticketmaster,” US Attorney General Merrick Garland said in a statement announcing the lawsuit.

https://www.theverge.com/2024/5/23/24163083/live-nation-ticketmaster-doj-monopoly-lawsuit-break-up

ottaross,
@ottaross@mastodon.social avatar

@evacide About time. Here's hoping this is the start of govs getting the guts to start breaking up the massive monoliths that are controlling so many sectors, squelching innovation, and lining billionaire pockets. Amazon, Meta, Alphabet next pls.

mhalligan,
@mhalligan@hachyderm.io avatar

@evacide I really wish the country had taken Eddy Veder seriously when he called for antitrust action against ticket master.

kaia,
@kaia@brotka.st avatar

I'm president of Fediverse's Anti Tattoo Action

kaia,
@kaia@brotka.st avatar

@Rocc it's perfect for fedi with loads of tired folks

kaia,
@kaia@brotka.st avatar

@f_o_u_r_t_y why? :FernLookUp:

Meyerweb,
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I know language is fluid and I try not to be overly prescriptivist, but I am never going to be able to accept “learnings” as a valid noun. I’ve tried, but I just can’t, and I need to accept that about myself.

elb,
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@Meyerweb I'm with you, but how do you feel about “teachings?” After remembering that word, which I'm OK with, I'm torn about “learnings.”

Meyerweb,
@Meyerweb@mastodon.social avatar

@elb I feel pretty much the same about it, though I think there are a few contexts in which I can probably draw in a deep breath and let it pass.

MLE_online,
@MLE_online@social.afront.org avatar

Shopping for memory foam mattress toppers is an exercise in sorting through dozens of products that appear to be almost exactly the same, and each one has reviews saying it's way too hard and uncomfortable right alongside reviews saying it's way too soft and you sink into it too much.

rose_alibi,
@rose_alibi@post.lurk.org avatar

@MLE_online this basic situation but literally everything i try to buy online that isn't the exact same shirt i have 5 more of

MLE_online,
@MLE_online@social.afront.org avatar

@rose_alibi There are so many things I own that I like that I wish I had bought five of at the time, because they are no longer made, or they are somehow worse, or they just aren't available for purchase online. And now I'm faced with this situation trying to replace them

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