ThinkingSapien, to security
@ThinkingSapien@mstdn.social avatar

Security told me that I am not to use my work assigned laptop to develop software. I am working with this company as a Software Engineer. Have been for over a decade. How am I to get work done?

LouisIngenthron,
@LouisIngenthron@qoto.org avatar

@ThinkingSapien Ah, the bureaucratic catch-22. If you play your cards right, you could catch a paycheck for years while doing no work by playing each side of the bureaucracy against the other.

seanbala, to cs
@seanbala@mas.to avatar

Very random thought....

I am on my Windows computer so much for work that when I get off, I really just want to do something not on a computer. I realize that I now associate Windows with work and it doesn't feel like something fun or enjoyable. It doesn't feel personal to me.

I've been trying to figure out why lately I've had trouble with personal projects and perhaps this might be a small part of the answer.

metin, (edited ) to workersrights
@metin@graphics.social avatar

From the ar(t)chive…

Voxel-style 3D illustration for a 2005 issue of a Dutch magazine, about the attraction of working for large corporations.

There were no voxel editors yet in 2005, and I guess Shell was still a relatively attractive employer. 😏

Shadedlady,
@Shadedlady@mstdn.social avatar

@metin you already had that 'cute' vibe back then

metin,
@metin@graphics.social avatar

@Shadedlady Thanks! 😊

maciek33, to workersrights Polish
@maciek33@pol.social avatar

Miałem mieć sporą podwyżkę pensji od 1 lipca.

A będzie od 1 czerwca. Warto robić swoje.

kaiserkiwi, to workersrights
@kaiserkiwi@corteximplant.com avatar

Trying to work on my couch for the day. See how it goes.

I usually have two 4K monitors attached to the MacBook and have the MacBook open to use the additional space. But I usually have to manage a dev team. On Friday it’s usually much quieter and I can focus on my dev stuff.

If I work on private projects I do it often from the couch so I know it's doable in theory.

I always have the option to switch to my desk so I guess it's fine.

But the goal is to find a good workflow to only work on one screen from time to time to be more flexible with where I work. For example: I never worked in a café and would like to try this one day.

evanesca,
@evanesca@literatur.social avatar

@kaiserkiwi Yeah, that's a huge downsize!
Do you have a gadget to keep the laptop off your lap? I never owned a mac so I don't know if "the device is hitting up and burning my knee-caps" would be an issue for you, but it was for me when I had to code from the sofa.

kaiserkiwi,
@kaiserkiwi@corteximplant.com avatar

@evanesca Since Apple switched to Apple Silicon this isn't an issue. I have a M1 Pro, which is not as efficient as current processors, but it get's barely warm.

When I had an Intel MacBook it was terrible ^^" But it was also so loud I couldn't concentrate. For the M1 I never ever heard the fans once since I have it ^^

cliffwade, to fediverse
@cliffwade@allthingstech.social avatar

Good morning and happy Wednesday folks!

Let's all discuss what our day has in store for us today or what we've already done for the day.

It's work as usual for me with a meeting at 2pm that shouldn't take too long. It's a Nova meeting, so should be interesting as well.

Beyond that, likely just some video games and TV to round out the day.

the_white_wolf,
@the_white_wolf@social.tchncs.de avatar

@cliffwade

So if you need gameplay in Games Hellblade 2 isn't something for you.
If you want to have a intensive cineastic experience then you will like the game probably.

I would suggest to watch a little part of a Let's Play or try it via GamePass. If you like it buy it on Steam for full price. IMHO it's worth the full price.

cliffwade,
@cliffwade@allthingstech.social avatar

@the_white_wolf Ah, very interesting indeed. That's definitely different in so many ways.

cos, to workersrights

among this morning’s travels.

mina, (edited ) to random
@mina@berlin.social avatar

Did you ever have the nightmare of not getting dressed/lost your clothes before going to or and having to go ?

My partner has never, and I find that strange.

Best stories get a boost.

daswarkeinhuhn,

@mina Ganz normaler Traum; hab ich regelmäßig.

petunientopf,
@petunientopf@mastodon.social avatar

@mina habe ich auch dauernd. Ich ertrinke ständig, bis ich merke, dass ich unter Wasser atmen kann.
In diesen Träumen habe ich dann aber Klamotten an. So sinnlos.

unseenjapan, to Japan
@unseenjapan@mstdn.jp avatar

Have you ever had a coworker who smelled so bad you felt nauseous being near them? There’s now a term for that in Japan: smell harassment (スメルハラスメント), often shortened to sume-hara. Here's why it's a growing issue in the Japanese workplace.

https://unseen-japan.com/smell-harassment-sumehara-japan/

Aleenaa, to books
@Aleenaa@india.goonj.xyz avatar

Bought some aesthetic stationary to motivate myself to study 🤓
Who else have done that? 😂

@mastodonindians

Aleenaa, to coffee
@Aleenaa@india.goonj.xyz avatar

I take my coffee breaks seriously 🧋

@mastodonindians

catnip, to workersrights
@catnip@mastodon.online avatar

Does anybody have any tips on what employers can do to help neurodivergent employees at work?

Boosts welcome.

catnip,
@catnip@mastodon.online avatar

@guffo @jake4480 I’m 50 this year and have only just realised I’m probably ND. I just know that I’ve always found life difficult, but was also kind of a high achiever.. It was after joining Mastodon and reading everyone’s experiences that the penny dropped!

jake4480,
@jake4480@c.im avatar

@catnip @guffo oh wow that's so cool! Yeah she's on TikTok and started seeing things, I mean, a psychologist/psychiatrist is one thing but then you really need someone who will focus on that. She's in her 30s, me, my 40s. But she found someone and they did the test, so she's official. Me, I just have this hardcore depression as far as I know. ha. But more good days than bad now.

Edent, to meta
@Edent@mastodon.social avatar

🆕 blog! “It isn't who you know - it's who knows you”

I'm terrible at networking. I forget people's names minutes after meeting them, I never have business cards and lose the ones I'm given, and I can't go five minutes without burbling some nonsense. But I recognise that networking is a skill and, like any skill, it takes practice to succeed. I've always been told that […]

👀 Read more: https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2024/05/it-isnt-who-you-know-its-who-knows-you/

rzeta0,
@rzeta0@mastodon.social avatar

@Edent

Nice article thanks.

Worth mentioning that for many people who don't like "networking", their experience of forcing themselves to do it for years is ... zero outcome.

So I guess the message might be - if you do it, you might get lucky - if you don't, you definitely won't.

I've had quite a few conversations with younger professionals asking me why putting themselves through the pain seems to go unrewarded .

rgarner,
@rgarner@mastodon.social avatar

@Edent As much as the post is full of useful words, really I'm here for the cat in the social card.

blog, to meta
@blog@shkspr.mobi avatar

It isn't who you know - it's who knows you
https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2024/05/it-isnt-who-you-know-its-who-knows-you/

I'm terrible at networking. I forget people's names minutes after meeting them, I never have business cards and lose the ones I'm given, and I can't go five minutes without burbling some nonsense. But I recognise that networking is a skill and, like any skill, it takes practice to succeed.

I've always been told that success isn't always about what you know, but more about who you know. So how does someone who is introverted, bad at small talk, and terrible at sending follow-up emails get to know people?

The answer, as always, is to let other people do the hard work.

I realise that asking lottery-winners for advice on how to pick your numbers is not a reliable method for becoming a millionaire - but I'd like to explain how I network and where it has got me.

Several years ago, I lost my job. I knew it was coming, but it still felt shitty. At midday, I rang my wife, told her what had happened and said that I was coming home.

"What about your presentation tonight?" she said. I'd forgotten that I had a Mobile Monday talk in my diary. Frankly, I couldn't think of anything worse than standing up in a room full of employed people and bleating on about my side projects.

"Nah. I'm just not up for it," I said.

"Look, you never know who is going to be there. You can enjoy your unemployment tomorrow."

So, I did the talk. I chatted with people (whose names I instantly forgot), picked up business cards (which are still in a pile somewhere), and drank a bit too much free wine. Then went home to cry.

A few days later, I had an interview with a trendy new startup! The very first thing that the CEO said to me was "Nice to meet you - I loved your talk at Mobile Monday last week!"

I got the job. Not necessarily because of how awesome a speaker I am - but it certainly helped that I received a round of applause from people in the industry.

Several months later and I was touting for work again. A casual acquaintance told me her firm was hiring. I went in to meet the manager and, again, almost the first thing she said was "We saw your talk at Mobile Monday - it was great!"

Two birds - one stone 🙂

More recently, I've got speaking gigs because people have said that they've watched my talks online. I've had more interviews where people have asked for me by name after reading one of my blog posts. I've had journalists call me up for "expert commentary" because they've seen that I've been posting on social media knowledgeably about a specific subject.

Relentless self-promotion is exhausting and - I think - off-putting to most of your audience. That's not the aim here.

So here are my vague thoughts on how to get people to know you:

  • Don't talk about yourself - talk about what interests you.
  • Don't insert yourself mindlessly into a conversation - build up a rapport with people you admire.
  • Don't be a "brand" - people see through that.
  • Do put yourself out there - go to events where you have only a vague interest in the subject.
  • Do ask. Tell people you'd like to present, or write a blog post, or help them organise.
  • Do be prepared to fail. Most people won't remember the things which go wrong; but the effort pays dividends.

https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2024/05/it-isnt-who-you-know-its-who-knows-you/

unseenjapan, to Japan
@unseenjapan@mstdn.jp avatar

Wake up, babe - a new form of workplace harassment just dropped in Japan. It may not get you fired, but many on Japanese social media say "smell harassment" lowers productivity and team collaboration.

https://unseen-japan.com/smell-harassment-sumehara-japan/

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