I'm kinda looking forward to the day when Twitter's userbase dwindles enough so that the few dumbos that are still there, can all fit into a room and jerk each other off in private.
Having them do it out in the open is just annoying... :kek:
The things that occur on the shingle
of the beaches surrounding old Dingle
can only be said
in the bed of the wed
'cause they'd tingle the single to mingle
Assert dominance in the office by filling up your water bottle at the filling station, then pouring it out and refilling it again while staring into the eyes of the thirsty people waiting in line for you to finsh.
It was not long after the party formed that they learned they were all extremely photogenic. This made posing for selfies easier, but took away somewhat from the dungeon crawling.
There was a young lady from Bude
Who had scenes of old England tattooed
Her Boyfriend, one day
went the whole Penine Way
With Cheddar Gorge still to be viewed
Me: I have a new idea about Daylight Saving Time and time zones...
Them: Okay
Me: That will make literally everyone unhappy...
Them: Oh no
Me: No DST, but we break the whole globe into 10 minute time zones instead of hour long ones
Them: ...
Me: ...
Them: Why are you the way that you are?
You'd think after being forced to suffer through Daylight Saving Time for over 40 years nowI'd have saved enough Daylight to get like a bonus day or something.
When they claim to be in their "Villain Era," but they're not even plotting world domination with an elaborate plan involving sharks with laser beams on their heads.