alvaromontoro, to CSS
@alvaromontoro@front-end.social avatar

New comiCSS cartoon: PR Reviews
https://comicss.art/?id=127

mdmrn, to Mario
@mdmrn@urusai.social avatar

For Mario Day (Mar 10), re-release Mario is Missing and Mario's Time Machine on Nintendo Switch Online, you cowards.

Celrunia_QT, to Meme
@Celrunia_QT@net4sw.com avatar
Jester, to Jokes
@Jester@mstdn.social avatar

There was a yound man called Art,
who thought he'd be terribly smart.
He ate ten cans of beans,
and busted his jeans,
with a loud and earth shattering

bogo, to infosec
@bogo@hapyyr.com avatar

I bought a new pen. Will you be my pentester?

mdmrn, to random
@mdmrn@urusai.social avatar

Obviously, the G in "GIF" is pronounced like in "gnat," and is silent.

Final ruling.

#GIF #Joke #Silly

Timwi,
@Timwi@allthingstech.social avatar

@mdmrn That's iffy. #Joke #Silly #Comeback

mikeusenick, to Funny
@mikeusenick@mastodon.social avatar

What does tofu and a dildo have in common?

They are both meat substitutes.

abdi, to movies
@abdi@social.coop avatar

New instance, new : Hello! I'm Abdi 👋🏾 Software engineer/data scientist in NYC. Former . Lover of greenery/gardens, board games, , , autumn, Japanese food, and . Fortunate to have done a lot of

Other hobbies/points of connection:
(I'll write a and try it on friends)
(playing / )
( / digital)
( / / )

Jester, to Jokes
@Jester@mstdn.social avatar

There was a young student called jones,
Who'd reduce any maiden to moans
By his wonderful knowledge,
Acquired in college
Of nineteen erogenous zones

redcrew, to random
@redcrew@mstdn.social avatar

What do you get when you cross a dog with a flower?

A Collie-flower.

redcrew, to random
@redcrew@mstdn.social avatar

Why do potatoes make good detectives?

They keep their eyes peeled.

redcrew,
@redcrew@mstdn.social avatar

@NeadReport On the platform formally known as Twitter, I used to share daily jokes with hashtag.

Once I moved to Mastodon, I switched to using .

mdmrn, to AnimalCrossing
@mdmrn@pixelfed.social avatar

Me - Looking up what's popular online to try to get more followers - Feet pics? Really? Weird.

Am I doing it right? Are these good feet pics?


Just kidding...unless y'all like them...😂

Just don't post them to WikiFeet...

ai6yr, to MLB

I don't follow sports, but I hear that the MLB's new uniform choice is apparently "nuts".

mdmrn, to fediverse
@mdmrn@urusai.social avatar

Someone needs to open a modern style internet cafe that's also a bar and call it...The Activity Pub

...I'll see myself out.

mdmrn, (edited ) to mastodon
@mdmrn@urusai.social avatar

"Fediverse? More like FediWORST, am I right?"
-Someone complaining about Fedi while not actually being on Fedi

...Probably

mdmrn, to Jokes
@mdmrn@urusai.social avatar

I don't have bad memory, I'm just an unreliable narrator when talking about my own life

Jester, to Jokes
@Jester@mstdn.social avatar

A young schizophrenic name Struther,
When told of the death of his brother,
Said: 'Yes, it's too bad,
But I can't feel too sad;
After all, I still have each other

matiu_bidule, to Meme French
@matiu_bidule@mamot.fr avatar




Best Star Wars joke. The search is over.

metin, to Meme
@metin@graphics.social avatar
ninokadic, to academia
@ninokadic@mastodon.social avatar

BRING BACK FANCY LONG BOOK TITLES IN LATIN 😤

* De Mirabilibus Peccatorum:
Quomodo Nugas Elegantissimas
Creare Possimus,
Cum Commentariis Superfluis
et Adnotationibus Non Necessariis,
Per Multos Umbras Doctrinae
et Ludicrae Sapientiae,
Ad Majorem Lectorum
Confusionem et Hilaritatem *

…very memorable, right?

@academicchatter

jimfl, to math
@jimfl@hachyderm.io avatar

How does a mathematician make the bed?

L’Hopital’s corners.

mdmrn, to fediverse
@mdmrn@urusai.social avatar

this is the greatest and best toot in the world...

...Tribute

si_irini, to TeslaMotors German
@si_irini@mastodon.social avatar

Always faster
that's a desaster

Run, run, run
to have fun

Wisdom is so clever
will stuck close to you never

Just be rich
like a witch

Witches could have magic
but your are a tragic

A joke to laugh this is
don't dismiss

Don't be angry don't be mad
I am going to be so sad

Try to laugh with it
Then you don't feel like shit

si_irini

😂 😂

si_irini,
@si_irini@mastodon.social avatar

👆 👆 👆 👆

This is my first satirical poem that I wrote in English, I also had to make it rhyme.

I couldn't translate one I posted in German shortly before so now that I know English better because of the Fedi I gave it a try 🙂

So I like it it makes me smile and laugh 😂
I hope You like it
And it's about muski

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