si_irini, to TeslaMotors German
@si_irini@mastodon.social avatar

Always faster
that's a desaster

Run, run, run
to have fun

Wisdom is so clever
will stuck close to you never

Just be rich
like a witch

Witches could have magic
but your are a tragic

A joke to laugh this is
don't dismiss

Don't be angry don't be mad
I am going to be so sad

Try to laugh with it
Then you don't feel like shit

si_irini

😂 😂

mdmrn, to Fortnite
@mdmrn@urusai.social avatar

The year is 2030.

With the introduction of Pete the Cat into the game, Literally every fictional character ever to exist has been included in Fortnite.

#Fortnite #Silly #Meme #Joke #Jokes

smurthys, to internet
@smurthys@hachyderm.io avatar

My Mastodon network has reached a stage where is required in posts with obvious jokes.

Or maybe it's my reputation that has reached the stage? 🥹

redcrew, to random
@redcrew@mstdn.social avatar

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

Hoppy Birthday!

ErikUden, to random
@ErikUden@mastodon.de avatar
fuzzysystem,
@fuzzysystem@ani.work avatar

@ErikUden the instance most of korean people joined!

mima, to Philippines
coloco, to fediverse Spanish
@coloco@mastodon.social avatar
alxd, to Humor
@alxd@writing.exchange avatar

Me: I'm 100% remote only
Recruiter: The offer is 2-3 days onsite
Me: I can do 2-3 days on the website

custardfist, to webcomics
@custardfist@mastodon.social avatar
Susan_Larson_TN, to DadBin
@Susan_Larson_TN@mastodon.online avatar
redcrew, to random
@redcrew@mstdn.social avatar

How can you get down from a tree?

You can’t, down comes from a duck.

Jester, to Jokes
@Jester@mstdn.social avatar

There was an old man with a beard
Who said 'It is just as I feared'
Two owls and a hen
Four larks and a wren
Have all made their nest in my beard

mima, to fediverse

It seems like there's a rivalry brewing between and on which one's gonna be the definitive "Western " of the ​:sagume_think:​

One could even say that there's a.. cold war going on between them 🥁​:laughing_cirno:​

alvaromontoro, to CSS
@alvaromontoro@front-end.social avatar

New comiCSS cartoon: winner
https://comicss.art/?id=119

alvaromontoro, to CSS
@alvaromontoro@front-end.social avatar

New cartoon: the Phantom of the Opera
https://comicss.art/?id=118

It is coded in HTML + CSS. You can check the source code and a live demo at https://comicss.art/comics/118/phantom-of-the-opera.html

bortzmeyer, to random French
@bortzmeyer@mastodon.gougere.fr avatar

conference will probably be taxing for my patience. But there are new buzzwords like PDNS (which is not Power DNS).

bortzmeyer,
@bortzmeyer@mastodon.gougere.fr avatar

"Not a lot of regulation"

cybeardjm, to guitar
@cybeardjm@masto.ai avatar

Same...

kohelet, to jazz Hebrew
@kohelet@mstdn.social avatar

Me: There's a sound of Jazz

Mom: Or an Orchestra tuning their instruments

Same same...

custardfist, to webcomics
@custardfist@mastodon.social avatar

'𝗦𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗦𝗮𝗱 𝗦𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗮𝘆 - 𝘼𝙍𝙈𝙀𝘿 𝙃𝙊𝘼𝙍𝘿𝙀𝙍'

More comics on custardfist.com

rasterweb, to ilaughed
@rasterweb@mastodon.social avatar

I appreciate the animation that was created using my photo...

➡️ https://youtu.be/h_lZo9hvNhY?si=6QSu-cDM2NzZikUZ&t=3

rasterweb,
@rasterweb@mastodon.social avatar
mdmrn, to newhampshire
@mdmrn@urusai.social avatar

Looks like all the results came in for the New Hampshire primary early.

...Wait a second...

c0dec0dec0de, (edited ) to windows
@c0dec0dec0de@hachyderm.io avatar

Upcoming Windows 11 anti-feature:

  • automated wireless intrusion in the setup environment. Don’t have an internet connection? Don’t worry; we’re sure we can break into one of these networks!
linuxgal, to random
@linuxgal@techhub.social avatar

Q. What's the difference between boogers and cauliflower?

A. Kids won't eat cauliflower.

KissAnne, to Funny
@KissAnne@mastodon.social avatar

"My name is Rob.

Ms0148, to Funny
@Ms0148@mastodon.social avatar
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