MostlyHarmless

MostlyHarmless, 9 months ago to random

MostlyHarmless, 7 months ago to random

This "One Laptop Per Child" thing... Where do I drop off the child and when do I get my new laptop?

MostlyHarmless, 10 months ago to random

It's fun that some folks think a secret group of rich people control everything instead of the widely known group of rich people who control everything.

MostlyHarmless, 2 months ago to random

MostlyHarmless, 9 months ago to random

Dear CBS, Disney, Apple, Netflix, Amazon, Crave, YouTube, and anyone else trying to push their lousy streaming service: WE'RE NOT PAYING FOR ALL OF YOU; work it out.

MostlyHarmless, 6 months ago to random

I was sceptical before, but after seeing his management skills in action, I think allowing Elon to oversee the migration of Earth’s wealthiest elites to Mars is a great idea.

MostlyHarmless, 1 year ago to random

Move this kid up a couple of grades.

MostlyHarmless, 4 months ago to random

Why does every cautionary dystopian sci-fi tale from the past 75 years somehow become a startup's business plan?

MostlyHarmless, 6 months ago to random

People who don't understand the difference between etymology and entomology bug me in ways I can't put into words.

MostlyHarmless, 1 year ago to random

MostlyHarmless, 9 months ago to random

Y'all remember, before the internet, when people thought the source of stupidity was lack of access to information? Yeah. It wasn't that.

MostlyHarmless, 9 months ago to random

MostlyHarmless, 1 year ago to random

Don’t expect a “bless you” after the fourth sneeze; get yourself together man.

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MostlyHarmless, 6 months ago to random

'Murica

MostlyHarmless, 6 months ago to random

MostlyHarmless, 6 months ago to random

What do I want for Christmas? Well, lately I’ve really been into groceries and gas. Utilities are cool too. Stuff like that.

MostlyHarmless, 8 months ago to random

In retrospect, I think it's time to question Billy Joel's claim that his generation didn't start the fire.

MostlyHarmless, 5 months ago to random

Joe Rogan is Gwyneth Paltrow for men.

MostlyHarmless, 9 months ago to random

Self checkout should include an employee discount.

MostlyHarmless, 4 months ago to random

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MostlyHarmless, 3 days ago to random

All you seniors posting about how you survived lead paint, no seatbelts, no helmets etc… I’m very happy for you. Would love to hear sometime from those who didn’t, but for some reason their posts don’t show up on my feed.