MostlyHarmless

MostlyHarmless, 5 months ago to random

It's some sort of Anarchist plot.

MostlyHarmless, 6 months ago to random

I was sceptical before, but after seeing his management skills in action, I think allowing Elon to oversee the migration of Earth’s wealthiest elites to Mars is a great idea.

MostlyHarmless, 8 months ago to random

In retrospect, I think it's time to question Billy Joel's claim that his generation didn't start the fire.

MostlyHarmless, 10 months ago to random

CNN & FOX News have done to our parents exactly what they thought Marylin Manson and violent video games would do to us.

MostlyHarmless, 1 month ago to random

MostlyHarmless, 9 months ago to random

Kinda glad everyone got to see Elon run a social media website before we followed him to Mars.

MostlyHarmless, 9 months ago to random

Y'all remember, before the internet, when people thought the source of stupidity was lack of access to information? Yeah. It wasn't that.

MostlyHarmless, 6 months ago to random

MostlyHarmless, 1 month ago to random

Whoever wrote this headline is not paid enough.

MostlyHarmless, 1 year ago to random

Count Dracula was 412 when he moved to England in search of new blood.
Sauron was 54,000 years old when he forged the One Ring.
Cthulhu had seen galaxies flare into life and fade into darkness before he put madness in the minds of men.
See, it’s never too late to follow your dreams!

MostlyHarmless, 7 months ago to random

If you have a parrot and you don't teach it to say,"Help, they've turned me into a parrot", you are wasting everybody's time.

MostlyHarmless, 10 months ago to random

It's fun that some folks think a secret group of rich people control everything instead of the widely known group of rich people who control everything.

MostlyHarmless, 8 months ago to random

When a company offers me a better price after I cancel their subscription, they're just admitting they were overcharging me.

MostlyHarmless, 2 months ago to random

Becoming an adult feels like slowly being pushed into a managerial position you didn't really want.

MostlyHarmless, 7 months ago to random

This "One Laptop Per Child" thing... Where do I drop off the child and when do I get my new laptop?

MostlyHarmless, 8 months ago to random

I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia.
She whispered, "They're right behind you!"

MostlyHarmless, 1 year ago to random

Move this kid up a couple of grades.

MostlyHarmless, 10 months ago to random

MostlyHarmless, 6 months ago to random

It’s easy to say with hindsight that NFTs are a stupid scam, but it was also pretty easy to say at the beginning and through the middle too.

MostlyHarmless, 2 months ago to random

When I was a kid I had to use the Oxford dictionary to understand adult words. Now I'm an adult and have to use Urban Dictionary to understand what the kids are saying.

MostlyHarmless, 9 months ago to random

Self checkout should include an employee discount.

MostlyHarmless, 5 months ago to random

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MostlyHarmless, 4 months ago to random

Now that I have lived through an actual plague, I totally understand why Italian Renaissance paintings are just naked fat people lying on couches.

MostlyHarmless, 2 months ago to random