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WmShakesp3are

@WmShakesp3are@mastodon.social

I have not yet begun to defile myself. Anti-fascist, pro-people. I hope to see DJT and his minions behind bars soon. He/Him/Ho/Hum Fee/Fi/Fo/Fum #DogsOfMastodon #RocknRoll #SoberLife #DontGetYourUndiesInABunch

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WmShakesp3are, to random
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I really hate really old people. What sucks is that I am old people.

dgar, to random
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I’ve already posted the déjà vu joke...

haven’t I?

WmShakesp3are,
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@dgar @Selena this post seems awfully familiar.

Skepticat, to random
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Your reminder that white chocolate is not chocolate and, in fact, is made of lies.

WmShakesp3are,
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@Skepticat Exactly! How can they call something called “chocolate” that isn’t chocolate!

We need a three year congressional study by an bi-partisan ad hoc committee to investigate this. I nominate MTG (she’s incapable of anything else).

WmShakesp3are,
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@Skepticat I do not jest. She is incapable of anything else. Let’s see what she can do with this.

And stop calling me Shirley.

gwensnyder, to random
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Excuse me, but in what WORLD does this disinformatic crank's harmful opinion merit a top-of-page banner headline?

Journalistic malpractice by CNN

WmShakesp3are,
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@gwensnyder it’s all about the Benjamins

Flexing Benjamin Franklin GIF by LorenzoTheGawd

forteller, to cycling
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Cargo bikes are the future of deliveries!

I've been saying this for some time now. Never thought I'd see a US department say the same — but the NYC Department of transportation just did! And it's not the first time I've seen them post some really good stuff about bikes. This gives me hope.

WmShakesp3are,
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@forteller @bmacDonald94

Except e-bikes, like Tesla’s, have an annoying habit of spontaneously combusting.

MissingThePt, to random
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To counter Biden’s historic $25 million fundraiser with former presidents Obama and Clinton at New York’s Radio City Music Hall, Trump announces a counter-fundraiser with Kid Rock and Catturd2 at the Branson Belle Riverboat Casino.

WmShakesp3are,
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@MissingThePt yeah, can’t wait to see sKid cRock. ‘Cause he ain’t no kid and he sure don’t rock.

dannotdaniel, to HashtagGames
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when you defeat fascists with a fully automatic brussel sprouts cannon


a Trump baby blimp in a diaper approaches, but is shot down with a fully automatic brussels sprouts cannon it bursts into green smoke and flames. music: DOOM E1M1 covered by 331EROCK made in Blender

WmShakesp3are,
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@dannotdaniel considering that anything as healthy as a Brussels sprout would ever be served to that KFC and McD’s eating 🫏 🎩, that was a good choice of weaponry.

GottaLaff, to random
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Via Democracy Docket:

Federal court allows to use its current congressional map for the 2024 election, despite previously ruling that the districts are racially gerrymandered and discriminate against Black voters, because of delays from the U.S. Supreme Court.

WmShakesp3are,
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@GottaLaff SCOTUS, what a joke at this point. Back in the day I respected them. Just as with that knucklehead, A Dersh, those days are long gone.

I include the so-called liberals because, if Alito and others can open their mouths, so can they.

WmShakesp3are, to random
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Dave’s Killer Rye Bread is the best rye bread ever.

That’s all.

WmShakesp3are,
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@dannotdaniel 4 grams of added sugar is the least of my concerns.

WmShakesp3are,
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@dannotdaniel it’s amazing and I’m Jewish!!! I’ve had many.

WmShakesp3are,
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@dannotdaniel never cared for any type of whiskey. Tequila (Anejo) yes. 13 years sober so no rye or tequila. .05 alcohol beer? Bring it on.

GottaLaff, to random
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Republican operative who accused American Conservative Union chairman Matt Schlapp of sexual assault last year received a significant financial settlement in exchange for dropping his lawsuit against Schlapp, multiple sources familiar with the case told CNN.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/27/politics/matt-schlapp-settlement-sexual-assault-lawsuit?cid=ios_app

WmShakesp3are,
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@GottaLaff round up the usual Republican suspects.

MissingThePt, to random
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Robert F. Kennedy Jr. makes surprise announcement that his presidential campaign has received an inoculation against winning the election.

WmShakesp3are,
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@MissingThePt where’s the surprise?

realTuckFrumper, to random
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Colombian navy seize 3 tons of cocaine after speedboat chase https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8zqNdytBlo&utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

WmShakesp3are,
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@realTuckFrumper you mean they seized 4 tons and reported 3, right?

Right!

realTuckFrumper, to random
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‘Incredibly Offensive’: Karine Jean-Pierre Hangs Up in Middle of Interview After Host Asks If Biden Has Dementia https://www.mediaite.com/news/incredibly-offensive-karine-jean-pierre-hangs-up-in-middle-of-interview-after-host-asks-if-biden-has-dementia/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

WmShakesp3are,
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@realTuckFrumper I’m glad she did.

GottaLaff, to random
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🎯 Via -Harris HQ:

A feeble and confused posts a typo-riddled all-caps rant misspelling “Biden,” “disinforms,” “misinforms,” and other basic words

A Truth Social post from Trump:

I'm not running to terminate the ACA, AS CROOKED JOE BUDEN
DISINFORMATES AND MISINFORMATES ALL THE TIME, I'm running to CLOSE
12:12 PM · Mar 26, 2024

WmShakesp3are,
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@GottaLaff you know, he’s never been considered the brightest light on the Christmas tree.

GottaLaff, to legal
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The Supreme Court on Tuesday seemed unlikely to limit access to , a key medication used in more than 60 percent of U.S. abortions and first approved more than two decades ago -WaPo

WmShakesp3are,
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@GottaLaff Saints preserve us, Batman!

virginiaheffernan, to random
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Trump on the NASDAQ: the clothes have no emperor.

https://open.substack.com/pub/virginiaheffernan/p/trump-the-memecoin?r=6gy7&utm_medium=ios

WmShakesp3are,
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@dannotdaniel @virginiaheffernan nice!

GottaLaff, to random
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Go away.

. intends to name attorney Nicole Shanahan as his VP pick https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2024-election/rfk-jr-intends-name-attorney-nicole-shanahan-vp-pick-rcna144983

WmShakesp3are,
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@GottaLaff how much you think they’re paying this knucklehead or is it just being able to live off the PAC tit?

GottaLaff, to tesla
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On our drive up to Canada, we spotted a Cybertruck on the road. Whoa. It looked like what a 1950s sci-fi movie’s idea of a 1970s car would look like. What a laughable eyesore.

WmShakesp3are,
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@GottaLaff was it rusty yet?

WmShakesp3are, to random
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Finally, someone stood up to the MFing 💼 of 💩 🫏 🤡 https://www.nytimes.com/live/2024/03/25/nyregion/trump-hush-money-trial?unlocked_article_code=1.fU0.PfI6.dsJJkWZGkGnA&smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare

Rasta, to Halifax
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"Annnnd we don't have power"
Hmm, wonder what up? Or down?

also, it's very damp out

WmShakesp3are,
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@Rasta I’d say the tree might have had a hand in it, but I am just spitballing here.

WmShakesp3are, to random
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I’m pretty sure I mentioned a few days ago what I think might happen to any idiot foolish enough to invest in unTruth unSocial.

Trump is about to take a step that once bankrupted his company: report - Raw Story
https://www.rawstory.com/trump-bankruptcy-truth-social/

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