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hi, I'm amos! 🦀 I make articles & videos about how computers work 🐻‍❄ cool bear's less cool counterpart ✨ be kind

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"sudo make me a sandwich"

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Oh cool, DuckDuckGo now accepts pay-for-placement and doesn't review ads manually and so, now scam websites are in first position.

Cool cool cool.

edit: this is with uBlock Origin enabled, stop @-ing me

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xkcd is getting really specific

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"slack is just ciscord" send toot

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Why can’t all licenses be like the GPL and have a lesbian variant (LGPL), an ace variant (AGPL) etc.??

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we're all in agreement Google pivoted from "search engine" to "mafia" a while ago, yes?

search results for "Vimeo OTT" show 3 paid listings from competitors, the first real result is (way) below the fold. I guess Vimeo didn't pay for protection this month.

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therapist recommended trying CBT, now I still have anxiety /and/ my balls hurt

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“No Way To Prevent This”, Says Only City Where This Regularly Happens

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defenestrations_of_Prague

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if you hit "Ctrl+K" in Powerpoint, to insert a hyperlink, you get this delightful mix of 90s and 2010s design that I assume everyone at Microsoft is afraid to touch

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Whoa, JetBrains joins the Rust foundation + announces a standalone IDE for Rust

https://blog.jetbrains.com/rust/2023/09/13/introducing-rustrover-a-standalone-rust-ide-by-jetbrains/

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POV: the only tool you have is recurring subscriptions but you want to sell a lifetime subscription

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"I'm not indecisive, I've just been an engineer too long"

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"In conclusion [...], Python outperforms C/Rust due to an AMD CPU bug" 😌

https://xuanwo.io/2023/04-rust-std-fs-slower-than-python/

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The code that scrolls on screens in Stray is C#. Truly a post-apocalyptic game.

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wait wait wait holy shit https://github.com/asciinema/asciinema quietly rewrote itself in Rust?

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lmao, if I'm reading this right, a check in the xz CMakeLists.txt for whether a certain sandboxing mechanism is supported was disabled by... adding a period before the "void" keyword, making it fail.

https://git.tukaani.org/?p=xz.git;a=blobdiff;f=CMakeLists.txt;h=0e4d464faba62a1270b40a0cb24c2c59e4ace409;hp=1f0191673b453ed789d915e35ee874a17818494a;hb=f9cf4c05edd14dedfe63833f8ccbe41b55823b00;hpb=af071ef7702debef4f1d324616a0137a5001c14c

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what’s the collective noun for a group of rust developers?

an omelet. because you can’t make an omelet without cracking a few eggs

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YES the Go team is removing one of the biggest footguns (with an edition system, no less!)

This is huge and I'm here for it, congrats to everyone who worked on this: https://go.dev/blog/loopvar-preview

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☕️ POV: I'm on my third coffee and you just asked me how the internet works

(new video!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjKFXlFNR4E

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🥲 new article:

Begging EuroRust to acknowledge independent workers

Update: Mainmatter listened, EuroRust 2024 now offers Freelancer tickets! More in the updated article.

👉 https://fasterthanli.me/articles/begging-eurorust-to-acknowledge-independent-workers

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Updated my @eurorust post again with... a happy ending! 🥳

Affordable freelancer tickets are now available, clarifying the pricing and accounting situation for indies.

This is the best possible resolution, I am over the moon and will now take a nap. See you all in Vienna 💖

https://fasterthanli.me/articles/eurorust-2024-officially-welcomes-independent-workers

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my TV updated and now it has an "AI concierge" feature, where do I apply for euthanasia?

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new achievement unlocked: use a syscall valgrind hasn't implemented

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it's called a man page because it won't shut up about stuff you already know and doesn't actually have the answer to your question

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