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mkarliner

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Technologist at Large,
Retro Futurist,
batteries included.

Programmer, maker of hardware, 3D stuff, and jewellery.
Been CTO-type a number of times, best known is Shazam, but I really prefer making stuff to management.

Stable genius

Open to gigs.

Being nice to people absolutist.

searchable

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mkarliner, to london
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Untold stories from the London Underground.
Seen last night.
Who is he?
Who to the shoes belong to?

darnell, to random
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😳 Dude was filming adults and kids in the airplane ✈️ bathroom 🚽 & American Airlines initially blamed the 9 year old girl‽

👉🏾 American Airlines backtracks after blaming child for being filmed in bathroom https://www.washingtonpost.com/travel/2024/05/23/american-airlines-flight-attendant-bathroom-camera/

mkarliner,
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@darnell

Why do I suspect their lawyer's were using chatGPT?

danielnazer, to random
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Google search over the years:

1998-2016: Decent quality web search.

2016-2024: Mediocre web search dominated by SEO garbage and sponsored links.

2024-___: Whatever this is.

mkarliner,
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mkarliner, to wordle
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#Wordle Wordle 1,069 3/6

🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛
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kassiamelnik, to Mushrooms
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mkarliner,
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@kassiamelnik

I like these a lot

timbray, to UKpolitics
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Will the Mastobrits please converge on a hashtag for the July 4th election? Kthksby.

Candidates:

mkarliner,
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mkarliner, to random
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Freshwater east, Pembrokeshire

fasterthanlime, to random
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After surveying current OpenAI, Claude, and Meta LLMs, I can safely say none of them are able to answer questions about HTTP/2 flow control.

(Which puts them on par with most humans)

mkarliner,
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@fasterthanlime

OTOH, humans consume way less power

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mkarliner, to wordle
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1,059 4/6

⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨
⬛⬛🟨🟩⬛
🟨🟩⬛🟩🟨
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hrefna, to random
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A long time ago, the worst project manager I ever worked with tried to get involved in a technical decision around database choice.

See, he had a set of demands that he told us were absolute requirements and in his eye this data store solved those problems neatly.

Except.

We talked to the people who worked on said database and we were not just a little outside of the parameters where they made such guarantees, we were way outside of what they were built for.

This was a recurring theme.

mkarliner,
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@hrefna

<sigh>twas ever thus</sigh>

revk, (edited ) to random
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Finally got some good pics of the lights…

[credit to Tom who made this and sent to me, very artistic]

mkarliner,
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@revk

Can't fool me. That's AI generated!

mkarliner,
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@afink @revk

I'm G8LKD

mkarliner, to Flowers
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of Mastodon
London. Today

RickiTarr, to random
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Seriously heard someone saying they don't listen to many black artists, because they aren't really into rap. Bitch please, feel free to share songs from Black artists from any genre. Here is one of my favorites, if you like this song please check out her other work:

https://youtu.be/KovrJ8HXI1Q?si=HOYIG7YMuAUTsJz6

mkarliner,
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@madopal @RickiTarr

I named my company Modern Industry after one of their tracks

carnage4life, to random
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I continue to be fascinated by the fact that when Jack Dorsey looks back at his time at Twitter, his only regret is that it was technically possible for him to ban the Nazis so people nagged him to do so.

So now his ideal social network is one where the moderators can’t ban Nazis.

https://www.engadget.com/jack-dorsey-claims-bluesky-is-repeating-all-the-mistakes-he-made-at-twitter-234326121.html

mkarliner,
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@carnage4life

Dorsey quitting is going to be a huge boost for blue sky

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I love the fedi only more for being the only place I know full of exasperated FORTRAN defenders. How can we insult the original word? Yea, when it was first written we were not yet even born! 🥰

mkarliner,
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@futurebird

Just did a quick check.
I'm older than Fortran by three years

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mikebabyak, to music
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My contribution to a student recital in Kolkata (no I did not travel) this coming weekend. A short bandish (composition) in Kafi by my teacher Debashish Bhattacharya.

Kafi is parallel to the Dorian mode in Western music, but with rules for what notes can be "shaken" or glided.

The instrument is my Pushpa Veena, which is sort of a hybrid between slide guitar and sarod.

https://youtu.be/nDNWk0Pp41M

mkarliner,
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@mikebabyak

Lovely

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When you can't do horses from the front, but it's medieval times, and it is going to take another 600 years for creative project managers to develop passive aggressive snide comment based forms of persuasion.

mkarliner,
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@selzero

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