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People who live in glass houses shouldn't change clothes.

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xvf17, to random
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I loved this picture even before I knew it was Edward Gorey.

GottaLaff, to legal
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New 🧵starts HERE.

REMEMBER: I can’t/won’t reply while live-posting. Please use NFL (Not For Laffy) so I can skip your reply, but NO hashtag on that. Thx.

Picking up after my "mistrial" thread/ 1/...

All via McB for awhile:

Counsel approaches, brief sidebar

"Binoculars down."

As I mentioned, courtroom rules strictly enforced. During sidebar, court security doesn't allow reporters to use binoculars they had brought to see exhibits and facial expressions better

xvf17,
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@Grant_M @GottaLaff That’s a very “Warner Brothers Cartoons” font. I love it.

RickiTarr, to random
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If people would just send me pictures of their homemade bread, I would both appreciate it, and be full of bread lust.

xvf17,
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GottaLaff, to random
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Before jumping to conclusions, wait for facts. And FFS, please don't wish death on people, at least not in my feed. Thank you.

CNN: "Investigators are now fanning out to collect the flyers the unknown man threw into the air, another senior law enforcement official. A CNN team on the ground observed one of the flyers. It said "NYU is a mob front" and had various allegations of wrongdoings against the school"
👆🏼h/t: @deborahh

xvf17,
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@tdwllms1 @kevin @GottaLaff @deborahh OMG, the comments on that article. 🙄

GottaLaff, to random
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For those in the back, a reminder:

Yes, we have a place to stay in Canada. We've been leasing a townhouse there for nearly 2 years.

No, we haven't found a place to buy yet. We've only just begun to look (when we were there last week, our agent showed us 6 houses/townhomes just to get a feel for what we needed). Plus, we missed out on 2 places that sold before we could tour them.

That's where we are as of today.

We move at the end of May.

xvf17,
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@GottaLaff So I assume worst case is you stay in the lease till you find a place?

GottaLaff, to legal
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🤦🏻‍♀️🙄 “Exceeded his authority..,”

“Lawyers for have filed another appeal in the hush money/interference case to challenge the trial’s judge’s order denying him from arguing he has presidential immunity.

Trump’s attorneys also challenging Judge Juan Merchan’s “refusal” to recuse himself from the trial and a previous ruling related to how dockets are made publicly.”

https://cnn.it/4aLXsxi

xvf17,
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@GottaLaff All these motions certainly have the ring of desperation about them.

jonobie, to cooking
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As my mouth is absolutely on fire and delighted from my latest takeout from the local restaurant, I find myself wanting to learn in this style.

Anyone have English language YouTube channels or recipe books to recommend? They should assume I have access to Asian groceries, rather than trying to sub ingredients. I know of Souped Up, who seems to do a variety of styles. But no one else.

Would love suggestions or boosts!

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skinnylatte, to food
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How I make ‘half boiled eggs’ (skip if you don’t love runny eggs)

This is a typical breakfast food from Singapore / Malaysia / Thailand (probably more SE Asian countries too)

https://popagandhi.com/food/2024-04-08-half-boiled-eggs/

xvf17,
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@skinnylatte Steam is hotter than boiling water; you can do soft boiled eggs in 6 ½ minutes.

GottaLaff, to comics
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outdid itself.

: “I’m being persecuted the same way Jesus was in terms of horrible things being done to a big star.”

Entire strip here:

https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2024/04/07

xvf17,
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@fulanigirl @GottaLaff Nobody’s >that< old…

GottaLaff, to random
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Trump now owns the RNC. The GOP Fascist Party is in full swing.

Via NYT—Donald will attend a high-dollar fund-raising dinner in Palm Beach, Florida, on Saturday that is expected to raise at least $25 million for a new joint fund-raising account for Trump’s presidential campaign, the and roughly 40 state parties.

xvf17,
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@GottaLaff The good news is this likely means less funding for down ballot candidates.

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GottaLaff, to random
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I'm Laffy and I approve this message.

Via Meidas Touch:

Rep. Connolly issues a scathing response to the House GOP proposal to rename Dulles Airport after : "Donald Trump is facing 91 felony charges. If Republicans want to name something after him, I'd suggest they find a federal prison."

xvf17,
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@GottaLaff I'm reminded of the one-time movement in California to name a sewage treatment plant after W.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2008/jul/14/georgebush.usa

GottaLaff, to random
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'Night all.

I'll post news if it breaks, as always.

Long day, long couple of days. Yawwwwnnnn.

xvf17,
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@GottaLaff get some sleep!

GottaLaff, to random
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You guys sure love to speculate.

We don't know a lot. Speculation may be fun (not for me though), but rarely accurate.

I prefer to stick to facts. It's really more rewarding.

xvf17,
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@GottaLaff Indeed. A lot of the speculation I am seeing is based on very dodgy assumptions and reasoning.

nixCraft, to random
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Forget sleek USBs! This clunky device was once the pinnacle of tech. Why does that look like a toaster?? 🤔

Animated gif of an 8-inch floppy drive loading/reading the disk

xvf17,
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@nixCraft @SRDas We used to call that a Buffered Real-time Archiving System, or BRAS (for dual floppy support).

GottaLaff, to random
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Via Rupar:

"It's spelled 'Fani,' like your ass" -- on

Me: He went on for some time, mocking the pronunciation of her name.

But there was more. He went on to say "Mr. and Mrs. Wade. Which his wife did not appreciate..."

How about a gag order for him, Judge?

Then he went off on how he got "more votes than any sitting president in history."

Except both Hillary and Biden got more votes than he did. Millions more.

xvf17,
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@GottaLaff "more votes than any sitting president in history" is accurate. neither Biden nor Clinton have run as sitting presidents.

GottaLaff, to random
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🎯Via Shannon Watts:

Sen. Mitch ’s legacy will be that he purposefully undermined America’s first Black president, he broke the Supreme Court, he helped elect a fascist President, and he abetted up an insurrection on American soil.

xvf17,
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@Npars01 @GottaLaff @kshapar @HistoPol Have you noticed that the only time he seems to smile is when he has hurt someone? The man is just flat creepy.

xvf17, to Disney
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Aladdin (disguised as Prince Ali) tries to coax Jasmine onto the magic carpet by asking "Do you trust me?" Jasmine recognizes that question from her adventure in the market, and starts to suspect funny business. (We know this is true from the tone of voice in her answer.) So why does she say she trusts him, when she clearly doesn't?
🤔

GottaLaff, to legal
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Jury finds liable for mismanagement, says Wayne violated duties

The verdict follows a six-week trial in New York.

https://abcnews.go.com/US/jury-finds-nra-liable-mismanagement-wayne-lapierre-violated/story?cid=social_twitter_abcn&id=107269909

xvf17,
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@GottaLaff I love the "find out" part.

StefanThinks, to random
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I saw a headline along the lines of “Move over kale. There's another vegetable with fewer calories.” Like, who is out there thinking, “I gotta lay off the kale, it's really going to my thighs!”

xvf17,
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@astroPug @StefanThinks Also: it tastes like ass.

SergKoren, to food
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Ugly looking. The cheese looks wrong somehow. Time to taste.

Tastes good. But the crust is too bready/crumbly.

I need to find a better recipe.

xvf17,
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@SergKoren I spent years looking for a dough recipe I liked. Stopped looking when I found this one.

https://www.seriouseats.com/basic-neapolitan-pizza-dough-recipe

GottaLaff, to random
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It's finally sunny here in SoCal!🌤️

xvf17,
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@GottaLaff Still raining in Santa Cruz. 😕

fkamiah17, to Life
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When you're half way through making rosemary and caramelised red onion bread and realise that the rosemary's still on the bush at the bottom of the garden 🤦‍♀️
It's raining harder than it would seem from looking out the window 🌧️ 😔

xvf17,
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@fkamiah17 When you're half way through incubating a batch of yogurt and the power cuts out …

dansup, to mastodon
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💅 Kudos to

Almost 50% of active Mastodon servers are running v4.2.5 which fixes a critical bug!

v4.2.5 was released only 19 hours ago

https://fedidb.org/software/mastodon/versions

xvf17,
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@dansup @SRDas There are 11k masto servers??? 🙀

GottaLaff, to legal
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”NY judge is expected to issue an “early to mid-Feb” ruling in the $370 million civil fraud case brought against by New York attorney general’s office, a court spokesperson said Thursday.

Judge Arthur previously said he would aim to issue a decision by the end of January, but emphasized that the deadline was not firm”

https://trib.al/FV1wiG1

xvf17,
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@GottaLaff I know you're not supposed to judge a book (book a judge?) by the cover, but I have to say I just love this guy's resting "don't fuck with me" face.

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