peterdrake, to random
@peterdrake@qoto.org avatar

Turtle in pink T-shirt, hopped up on lettuce and Terry Pratchett novels:

🎵 Anywhere else, I'd be A'Tuin. 🎵

cdarwin, to random
@cdarwin@c.im avatar

A Texas appeals court has ruled that Republican Attorney General can face discipline from the state bar association over his failed effort to overturn the 2020 presidential election.
A disciplinary committee of the State Bar of Texas accused Paxton in 2022 of making false claims of fraud in a lawsuit that questioned President Joe Biden’s victory. On Thursday, a three-judge panel of the 5th District Court of Appeals said Paxton can be sanctioned by the committee because the lawsuit seeks to punish him in his personal capacity as an attorney and not as a public official.
“The focus of the Commission’s allegations is squarely on Paxton’s alleged misconduct — not that of the State,” Judge Erin Nowell, an elected Democrat, wrote in the 2-1 opinion.
The lone Republican on the panel, Judge Emily Miskel, was in dissent.

https://apnews.com/article/texas-attorney-general-2020-election-ae4d4e0ea614b6476c56cf7de2f87d3d

cdarwin, to random
@cdarwin@c.im avatar

Billionaire Republican donor’s firm brands Trump’s social media CEO ‘loser’

In an extraordinary statement, trading firm Citadel Securities accused , chief executive of Trump Media & Technology Group, of trying to deflect blame for the company’s recent stock market woes.
TMTG hit back claiming Citadel was “world famous for screwing over” small investors.
, the billionaire Republican donor and owner of Citadel, branded Nunes a “proverbial loser” whom the former president “would have fired on The Apprentice”
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2024/apr/19/ken-griffin-says-trump-social-media-ceo-loser?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

cdarwin, to california
@cdarwin@c.im avatar

Hi, my name is #Will #Rollins.

I'm a Democrat running for Congress in #California's 41st District.

I'm a former #federal #prosecutor who held January 6 insurrectionists accountable.

And I'm openly gay.

My opponent, #Ken #Calvert, is a MAGA extremist who just endorsed Donald Trump.

The Cook Political Report calls my race a 🔸toss-up🔸,
and Punchbowl News said it's 💥the #2 most critical race in the country 💥for control of the House.

Republicans have already attacked me on TV because they know how close this race will be in November.

👉Please rush $5, $35, $50, or whatever you can pitch in right now ⭐️to ensure we have what it takes to win and take back the House.⭐️

https://willrollins.us/l/lyum9U

-Will

deborahh, (edited ) to random
@deborahh@mstdn.ca avatar

Ken (to hiring manager): Isn't being a man enough?

Manager, quietly: Actually, right now it's kind of the opposite.

Ken: Well, you guys obviously aren't doing patriarchy very well.

Ryan Gosling / fav Ken moments 🤭

https://youtube.com/shorts/-oFKoEeP5Pw?si=kbwVi-vMNBtkmYHw

twotone, to Dolls
@twotone@retro.pizza avatar

This is my toy account, where I will be posting new toys, dolls, and figurines. I'm not looking to improve my photography; I'm just hoping to motivate myself to do something about my backlog of unopened toys.

CindyWeinstein, to random
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khad, to Halloween
@khad@mastodon.social avatar
6d03, to haskell
@6d03@mathstodon.xyz avatar

Homework problem: do this with GHC https://research.swtch.com/nih

rm4, to Starwars
tikistitch, to BTS
@tikistitch@toot.community avatar

JIMIN: Hello, Ken. I would like to speak to you about your OUTFIT.

KEN: But I'm MINT IN BOX!!!

thevglibrary, to StreetFighter
@thevglibrary@mstdn.social avatar

The action and excitement of STREET FIGHTER II has now been channeled into a nonstop "Look and Find" adventure! 👊

The challenge of the World Warriors has once again been thrown down for you to meet ‼️

👉 https://www.thevideogamelibrary.org/book/look-and-find-street-fighter-ii

@bookstodon

thomas, (edited ) to music
@thomas@metalhead.club avatar

It's been some weeks since I watched the Barbie Movie, but that Ken song is still stuck in my head 😅

https://song.link/s/3zXIvb4nZ3cTdT8CsbTy3U

But honestly - it's a great song! 👏

CultureDesk, to Entertainment
@CultureDesk@flipboard.social avatar

“Barbie” has raked in over $1 billion, and Ryan Gosling’s catchy “I’m Just Ken” played a role in the film’s summertime box office dominance. Here’s more from Yahoo on the song and what inspired it: https://flip.it/o3i4Gn

krelnik, to Cosplay
GayOldTime, to Vintage
@GayOldTime@masto.ai avatar

Not featured in the Barbie movie: Go-Go Dancer Ken. I can only assume they're saving him for the sequel.

jdavidnet, to random
@jdavidnet@me.dm avatar

Just curious if someone has named their WiFi SSID
""Mojo Dojo Casa House (WiFi)" yet?

teacherrogueone, to random German
@teacherrogueone@bildung.social avatar
brynkbunny, to Furry

So I was pretty high last night. I was browsing my non-furry instagram feed seeing all the Barbie stuff trending, I got an idea for a quick dumb comic, and started to sketch it up. But I got into the zone and like, finished it, with color. Looking at it now, I can’t help but wonder if the idea justifies the level of effort or if it even makes contextual sense. But here it is anyway!

B and I have similar color aesthetics.

thecalchemist, to bot
JHein, to random
@JHein@mastodon.social avatar

I watched the Barbie movie and I definitely recommend it.

I'm blown away that the company behind Barbie allowed them to make this movie.

I knew the moment Ken picked up those books it was going to be wild.

JHein,
@JHein@mastodon.social avatar

I just searched Barbie on YouTube, expecting to find people talking about this movie, but... all the top searches are from the exact people who would be Ken's in this movie. I'm kind of disappointed.

Youtube needs a way to filter right-wing propaganda out of its algorithm.

pyperkub, to StarTrek
@pyperkub@mastodon.social avatar

@djwudi - thought you might get a kick out of this - The Wrath of Ken! ;) (courtesy of @trekmovie on the X-bird site? ;) )

DGBNiedersachsen, to random German
@DGBNiedersachsen@norden.social avatar

Beim vergeht das Lachen, denn in fast allen Berufen hat sie weniger Einkommen als . Im Schnitt verdienen Frauen in Deutschland 18% weniger als Männer. Das muss sich ändern. Wir kämpfen wir dafür, dass alle fair bezahlt werden. ✊

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