Happy Met Gala Monday everyone. It's that time of year when celebrities show up to the red carpet dressed as a bedazzled taco, and brave souls take to the internet to boldly declare "Personally I would never dress like a bedazzled taco".
@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Sorry, Mr Facts, bedazzled taco happens to be MY look.
Eye'll thank you to consider the absolute minefield that is fashion before you post any more low quality fashion facts. 🥥 #Fashion, #LowQualityFacts, #TuckersBalls
The Kendrick Lamar and Drake feud explained: People who don't listen to rap are amazed to learn that Kendrick Lamar, one of the most critically acclaimed lyricists in music history, is able to write better diss tracks than Drake, the human embodiment of a JCPenney commercial.
@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Eye have always found your posts edifying and entertaining, Mr Facts.
But NOW you have given me the thing that has been lacking in my life: A clear career goal.
Eye am hereby announcing on YOUR Mastodon thread that henceforth Eye am going to be a Platyparty Entertainer.
Eye have finally found my place in the world!
Thank YOU! Eye finally feel like Eye belong!🥥 #Platipus, #PlatyParty, #PartyEntertainer, #LowQualityFacts, #TuckersBalls
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🥥 If Eye'm not mistaken, Mr Facts, it was Benjamin Franklin who originally designated kites as weapons of mass destruction.
Eye saw it somewhere on teh internets.🥥 #BenjaminFranklin, #Kites, #LowQualityFacts
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🥥 Eye'm like THIS -- holds up 2 fingers side-by-side -- with Keanu Reeves, Mr Facts, and Eye was there when he offered this comment on the Matrix movie.
Eye just can't remember where or when. 🥥 #KeanuReeves, #LowQualityFacts
question about #lowqualityfacts (who just followed from new ms account) - they appear to be suspended but not when browsing their instance on mstdn 🧐 how come?
Giving Trump a million dollars on GoFundMe:
-a figurative punch in the head to anyone with morals and/or a brain.
-is objectively worse than lighting your wallet on fire
-isn't this bozo supposed to be a billionaire?
Giving Low Quality Facts a dollar a month on Patreon:
-doesn’t contribute to the downfall of society
-may contribute to silly things being posted on the interwebs
-creates a lot more good for a lot less money https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
@annmlipton He's the guy who actually invented the grill that George Foreman put his name on. He recently ate some really bad limburger cheese on social media and one of his fans filmed a vomit reaction shot and now it's being used by anti-bulimia charities as a PSA. #lowqualityfacts
I had the most lovely dream. All of the emoji for every kind of ant were implemented, and for some reason this was a future were lots of people had free time to just observe nature. Everyone had fanned out to try to document each and every little creature.
There was this feed the emoji of ants people had seen-- and suddenly the emoji for the female forms of Aenictogiton showed up! And this makes no sense since how could there be an emoji of an ant no one has ever seen?! 1/
#OTD in 1675. Leibniz makes the first use of the long s (∫) as a symbol of the integral in calculus representing an elongated S, from the Latin word summa, and the d used for differentials ({\frac {dy}{dx}}), from the Latin word differentia.
Leibniz expressed the inverse relation of integration and differentiation, later called the fundamental theorem of calculus, by means of a figure in his 1693 paper Supplementum geometriae dimensoriae.... via @wikipedia
Dear Low Quality Facts at mstdn social: Thank You For This Informative Heartwarming Message To All Of The Mastodon Fediverse.
I always appreciate your levity, you always lift my spirits, I thank you for gracing us with your talented presence. Yes Mastodon is a laid back place because of people like you!
Why give Twitter/X/whatever $11 a month when you could spend only $1 to support my occasional jokes about how hilariously incompetent Elon Musk is instead? Also, I post pictures of my cats. Just look at them. Elon Musk doesn't post pictures of cats. If anything, Elon kicks cats. I have no proof of this but we all know it's true. I bet it makes him feel like a big man. https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
In Japan, the number 四(shi = four) is associated with bad luck (similar to unlucky thirteen in some western countries), because of its association with file not found 404 pages.
@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Curses!
I woke from an extremely lucid dream with a cure for cancer, a plan for world peace, and a solution for global warming.
Now I've forgotten A L L of them after going down T H I S rabbit hole!
The worst part is, I don't know if I need to blame #NeilPatrickHarris, #RyanReynolds, #Canada, or #LowQualityFacts.
How's T H A T for some passive-aggressive gaslighting? 🥥
@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Low, your new format of posting #LowQualityFacts over photos of celebrities is genius!
Now pleez do one with #TaylorSwift about punching orphans or something.
K?
Tks! 🥥
@lowqualityfacts Since Sept 11, 2001 all airplanes were required by law to have nitrogen detectors alongside the standard smoke detectors in toilets in order to alert cabin crew of anyone trying to secretly burp in flight.
Low quality fact: Logic gates (AND, OR, XOR, etc) are named after Bill Gates to recognize his fundamental contributions to Computer Science and Information Theory.
I am absolutely floored that I have 25,000 followers after less than a year of being on Mastodon. I would donate a kidney to each and every one of you. Not one of my kidneys obviously, but the sentiment is still just as meaningful.