thisisskaly, to Israel
@thisisskaly@mastodon.social avatar

Me knowing Iran will probably send rockets to Tel Aviv tonight but I'm a night owl so their mission to wake us up in the middle of the night isn't gonna work on me :D

LisaSBaker, to coffee
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wagesj45, (edited ) to Dog
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I'm allergic to peanuts.

Someone gave my dog a peanut butter treat at daycare today by accident.

Tonight at 2 AM she came and vomited in the office next to me.

My wife had to get up and clean it because it was literally toxic to me.

What a trooper.

AnimatedShortOfTheDay, to sweden
@AnimatedShortOfTheDay@socel.net avatar
SomeGadgetGuy, to pixel
@SomeGadgetGuy@techhub.social avatar

Happy Holidays! Had a brilliant meet up with my pals at to see all the pretty lights and ride some fun carnival rides! Shot and edited on the before I drive home 😊🎄

Californians don't know how to ice skate 😅

video/mp4

stefano, to random
@stefano@bsd.cafe avatar

Moving through the house at night, I navigate by feel, avoiding lights. A careful slow down at sensed obstacles, a sidestep upon contact, and then back to pace if clear. My wife amusingly dubs me the human Roomba.

tournesol, to animals
@tournesol@peculiar.florist avatar

peculiar.florist montre les 4 hashtags du moments et

Ce démon de aura pour toujours sa place honorifique ​:saddercat:​

aurelien,
@aurelien@mastodon.online avatar

@tournesol Il a pas encore ?

Teri_Kanefield, to random

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  • com,
    @com@mastodon.social avatar

    @Teri_Kanefield Here’s the relevant meme.

    Chrishallbeck, to comics
    @Chrishallbeck@mastodon.social avatar
    raiaren,

    @Chrishallbeck That is 100% me! 😄

    governa, to macos
    @governa@fosstodon.org avatar
    micheleann, to Sleeping
    @micheleann@eldritch.cafe avatar

    The absolutely best sleep I get is from 7:45 (when my alarm goes off) to 9:30 (when I really, really have to get up). No matter what time I go to bed or how good my sleep hygiene is...

    governa, to random
    @governa@fosstodon.org avatar

    I really should be sleeping.

    dgar, to random
    raiaren,

    @dgar This is me!
    🦉

    eonity, to actuallyautistic
    @eonity@mastodon.social avatar

    Anyway, my sleep schedule is completely screwed up again. Woke up at 3PM+ yesterday, and haven’t slept since (it’s now 7AM here where I live).

    I wonder if sleep schedule issues are something that other people face as well?

    @actuallyautistic

    BZBrainz,
    @BZBrainz@mastodonbooks.net avatar

    @eonity @actuallyautistic very much so. As a child, I slept little and only on my terms—my poor parents.

    scifurz, to random

    Being up this early and awake as well is rather disorienting.

    jbzfn, to animals
    @jbzfn@mastodon.social avatar

    Augusto checkout for the night
    It's only me against the machine.

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