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OliverNoble

@OliverNoble@mastodon.world

Quite new to mastodon so blundering about - please be kind!!

socialist (ex labour), chilled, always curious and learning xx
GTTO is one thing but inadequate.... need to GTTO wherever they are and GetSocialistsIn

I may boost random stuff that just seems interesting , my comments may be satirical, or sarcastic

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alan_matts, to random
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THE GUARDIAN: US toughens stance to call for immediate Gaza ceasefire

OliverNoble,
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@alan_matts
the resolution does NOT demand a ceasefire but simply “determines the imperative of one”

https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2024/mar/21/us-un-ceasefire-gaza

BPStuart, to random
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US calls for immediate Gaza ceasefire and hostage deal in draft UN resolution - The Guardian https://apple.news/AM8B1vQSmS2CdJnr36qfikw

OliverNoble,
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@BPStuart
the resolution does NOT demand a ceasefire but simply “determines the imperative of one”. https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2024/mar/21/us-un-ceasefire-gaza

slanderoid, to random
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I think someone should invent castle music which is just like house music but it's played on like harpsichords and lutes and shit

OliverNoble,
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@slanderoid or bungalow music - all on one level
Does that work?

jeridansky, to random
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Happy Nowruz (Iranian New Year) to all who celebrate! This display was at my periodontist's office today.

OliverNoble,
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@jeridansky Thank you for the explanation of the meaning of every item, (in the alt-txt)

fkamiah17, to UKpolitics
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Yikes.

"Former defence secretary Ben Wallace has branded the SNP and Greens “wee pretendy foreign secretaries” after Israeli flights were barred from using Prestwick Airport."

https://www.thenational.scot/news/24197690.top-tory-mp-furious-israeli-military-barred-scottish-airport/

OliverNoble,
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@fkamiah17 Ben Wallace working hard to ensure MPs from are a rarity - just in case anyone forgot how much contempt tories have for everyone else

fkamiah17, to UKpolitics
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It seems that it's not just the PLP who are indistinguishable from the Tories 🤬
Pat Cleary is Green councillor for Birkenhead and Tranmere.

OliverNoble,
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@fkamiah17 That tweet only refers to labour and conservative councillors
Rather strangely it doesnt mention how the author voted
Do we know how he voted?

OliverNoble,
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@fkamiah17 I'm so sorry, my comment makes no sense- not sure what i read

w7voa, to random
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So-called verified accounts on the platform formerly known as Twitter spreading fake news that UK’s King Charles has died. Russian media has also disseminated it. British embassies in Eastern Europe attempting to knock down the disinformation campaign.

OliverNoble,
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@w7voa Seems a pointless bit of nonsense - and blow the cover of the "source" - not that it had any credibility anyway

Or, maybe its a false-false flag operation to discredit the source - who cares?

Either way, what a load of pointless shit - someone, somewhere is spending time, money, and resources on this crap

Maybe it could be financialised as a to complete the shit show

bodhipaksa, to random
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We got back the DNA results of the rescue pup we adopted two weeks ago. I'd eyeballed her as Chihuahua with some cattle or sheep dog and a little Dachshund.

All those guesses were correct, but she has so many breeds in her virtually any guess would be right.

I'm going to tell people she's a Rottweiler mix 🙂

Screen shot of DNA results. We detected 18 breeds in Pippa’s DNA. Terrier Breeds 40% chihuahua 4% Dachshund Sporting Breeds 8% Labrador Retriever 6% Golden Retriever 3% American Cocker Spaniel 2% English Springer Spaniel Herding Breeds 7% German Shepherd Dog 5% Australian Cattle Dog 2% Great Pyrenees 2% White Swiss Shepherd Companion Breeds 4% Poodle (Toy and Miniature) 2% American Eskimo Dog 2% Pomeranian 2% Shih Tzu Asian and Oceanian Breeds 4% Chow Chow 1% Siberian Husky Hound Breeds 4% Catahoula Leopard Dog Guard Dog Breeds 2% Rottweiler

OliverNoble,
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@bodhipaksa Rotweiller / Leopard dog cross
Terrifying
(Utterly cute in reality)

AnthonyFStevens, to random
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🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨

Major donor Frank Hester says former MP Diane Abbott makes him "Hate Black Women" & he wants her "Shot"! 👀

The grotesque Tories say he's "apologised", so they won't return his £10m party donation, & we should all move on! 😳

Ms Abbott: "It's frightening. I'm a single woman & after Jo Cox, this makes me feel even more vulnerable."

Hester made his vast fortune from Tory government NHS contracts. 🤔

https://news.sky.com/story/minister-warns-against-cancelling-tory-donors-amid-hester-allegations-13093032

OliverNoble, (edited )
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@AnthonyFStevens @Melinda

“I haven’t had a single word of solidarity from the current leadership,” she [ZarahSultana] says. “Angela Rayner, Nick Thomas-Symonds, Louise Haigh, Kim Leadbeater, all of those guys got in touch – and I didn’t get anything from the leadership at all.”

https://labourlist.org/2021/11/zarah-sultana-you-expect-support-and-solidarity-from-people-in-your-party/

OliverNoble,
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@AnthonyFStevens @Melinda
Martin Forde, author of the has kept "a kind of wary eye on what is and isn’t done.”
https://inews.co.uk/news/politics/black-labour-mps-sign-letter-calling-for-urgent-action-on-forde-report-into-racism-2351176?ico=most_popular
"Many of us, particularly people of colour, feel dismissed and concerned that we are being told these accounts are historical, rather than the ongoing problem we know it to be."
https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/labour-files-forde-report-keir-starmer-racism-b2198773.html

OliverNoble, (edited )
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@AnthonyFStevens @Melinda

Labour leading in the polls doesn't demonstrate anything about within

It is evidence is some voters are comfortable with rascism, and others tolerate it

Syphilia, to uk
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Looks rather staged doesn't it?

OliverNoble,
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@Syphilia
Something's missing, ah there it is

Everyone keeps a pristine flag flopping about propped up by their sofa

fkamiah17, to UKpolitics
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Lee Anderson is a National Front tribute act.
Just give us our money, goods, energy and other resources back, keep your fucking queen and your fucking Brexit, and we'll call it quits.
:baner: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇨🇮 🇪🇺

OliverNoble,
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@fkamiah17 Parody indistinguishable from reality

For reality indistinguishable from parody, here's channelling brass eye
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=swGdVIbbm2c

GeorgeCzernuszka, to UKpolitics
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MPs, understand this: protests are inevitable when you fail to represent the people.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2024/mar/10/streets-mps-protesters-politics-gaza-climate-parliament

OliverNoble,
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@GeorgeCzernuszka
""’Its not that hard to imagine.... protest at the policies of prime minister Keir Starmer, while the former prosecutor [] tries to silence them by taking the current Conservative anti-protest legislation even further""

juglugs, to random
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You don’t become cooler with age, but you do care progressively less about being cool, which is the only true way of being cool. This is called the Geezer’s Paradox

OliverNoble,
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@Pineywoozle @thepoliticalcat @juglugs
You cant be fabulous if you are just normal
Be fabulous in whatever way suits you

So yeah, forget aspiring to normal

Jaden3, to random
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    OliverNoble,
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    @Jaden3 hey Jaden, keep posting, and i'll keep reading

    I'm really glad you're here, and i love reading your posts

    OliverNoble, (edited ) to Vintage
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    EDIT: Thanks to everyone who contributed and everyone who boosted this, i would never, ever have thought of "grapefruit slicer" or segmenter and had drawn a complete blank - mystery solved, thanks again

    Anyone know what this is?

    The outside edges are sharpened (a bit) so i guess you slide it along a surface and it splits and separates whatever is in front - the two sides spring weakly apart

    But what? Its not very sharp or very strong

    Thanks

    Karenawokekaren, to UKpolitics
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    Info from @YouGov

    How is Starmer handling Labour's response to Gaza?

    OliverNoble,
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    @Karenawokekaren the Lib Dems are a strange bunch,

    LiamOMaraIV, to Jewish
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    People ask me a lot, as a scholar who opposes the ethnocratic structure of , if there are still voices there who deplore what is happening to . Yes, I always remind them, though media works to silence them as much as they do to angry voices like mine.

    video/mp4

    OliverNoble,
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    @LiamOMaraIV
    Its a really important message
    The conflation of Israel and its policies with all jews is dangerous and dishonest narrative

    It serves the interests of the Israeli government but no-one else

    I call it out so often but it is so widespread even among people who i would expect to know better

    Thank you for posting this

    colinsumner, to random
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    Well said, Caroline. As I said on Friday, it was a speech of exceptionally staggering hypocrisy and politically fraudulent. Sunak has no moral compass and an extremist in his amorality.

    https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2024/mar/03/sunak-speech-protest-tories-friday-no-10-caroline-lucas

    OliverNoble,
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    @colinsumner Caroline Lucas - spot-on again
    Shame about the leader of the "opposition"

    w7voa, to random
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    “The child deaths we feared are here, as malnutrition ravages the Gaza Strip," says Adele Khodr, UNICEF regional director. “At least ten children have reportedly died because of dehydration and malnutrition in Kamal Adwan Hospital in the northern Gaza Strip in recent days."

    OliverNoble,
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    @SteveThompson @w7voa as the occupying power, Israel is responsible

    woodpunk, to strangetrip
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    It's 2024 and I just bought an S-VHS along with a standalone rewinder. I'm part of a test group for a preservation project to digitise and archive , and ads and local news etc. before the tapes deteriorate to the point where they're unusable.

    If you're in the UK and you have old home recorded , let me know!

    Solidex VHS tape rewinder.
    Solidex VHS tape rewinder with lid removed to show the internals.

    OliverNoble,
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    @woodpunk
    Sounds like a great project, i think i still have loads which I kept precisely because of the ephermera and cruft that is probably on them - station idents, continuity, ads,

    I will try and work out mastodons DM system

    alexanderhay, (edited ) to random
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    What Gorgeous was promising electors. In essence, , homophobic dog whistles, and "MAKE ROCHDALE GREAT AGAIN."

    [Image care of /u/New_Issue_447 @ /r/GreenAndPleasant, over at that colossal shit-pit, Reddit.]

    OliverNoble, (edited )
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    @alexanderhay
    What the limp, centrist, "grownups" will never accept about this kind of populism is that their policies and their constant failures to deliver for the people is the cause

    In this case the Galloway campaign was very heavily centred around
    Had not been utterly shit on this, would have lost and his revolting views on social questions wouldnt be an issue

    lowqualityfacts, to random
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    I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    OliverNoble,
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    @lowqualityfacts
    A problem for babies then...in a time before formula milk

    ." you n me ..., we aint nothing but mammals..."

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