Penguinflight

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Alice, to random
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When I say “I’m here if you need me” I mean texts only and be prepared for me to not respond for a day, month, year, or ever.

Penguinflight,

@Alice This has been my experience of people who say that.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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This is good to know.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

Penguinflight,

@lowqualityfacts Apparently every driver in the UK knows this...

grb090423, to random
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    @grb090423 I agree people should do it, but I don't agree they should be policed into doing so. Also it doesn't just take a moment on detailed or 'busy' images.

    TheRealElvira, to random

    Goodbye to my dear longtime friend, Paul Reubens. I am crushed. The world has lost one of the funniest human beings who ever lived. Paul, I hope wherever you are, you have reunited with John and Phil and are laughing your asses off - together again. I love you so much Paul. I will miss you and all the wonderful times we spent together more than you’ll ever know. 💔RIP

    Penguinflight,

    @TheRealElvira 👍 💪 🤗

    MrLovenstein, to random
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    Secret Panel HERE 😅 http://tapas.io/episode/2917659

    Penguinflight,

    @MrLovenstein Been so long...

    Skepticat, (edited ) to random
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    ~ unless the other side of that book says "a Mockingbird," I suspect I've stumbled upon Disney After Dark.

    Penguinflight,

    @Skepticat Disney is ALL dark.

    Some_Emo_Chick, to random
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    Yep, my brother was just dumped a few days ago by his fiance and he is now "in a relationship" already...

    Penguinflight,

    @Some_Emo_Chick That bottle of whisky doesn't count.

    aral, to random
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    Just read the term “Proof of Personhood” and it made me retch.

    “Proof of Personhood” is how you destroy personhood by tying it to some arbitrary constraint controlled by some asshole; by making it, and therefore by extension, people themselves, a commodity.

    So fuck Worldcoin, fuck Sam Altman, fuck scanning people’s eyeballs for profit, fuck cryptobros and their cultists, and fuck Silicon Valley very much.

    Hope you’re otherwise having a lovely morning :)

    💕

    #worldcoin #SamAltman #blockchain

    Penguinflight,

    @aral Well, you know in the US corporations are already classed as people. Whilst the homeless are not.

    SmudgeTheInsultCat, to random
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    Penguinflight,
    helenczerski, to random

    The evidence that cars don’t work as primary mass transport in cities is everywhere: traffic jams, air pollution, accident rates, the shocking fraction of city space taken up by parking spaces, safety barriers/bollards etc. This 100 year experiment should be declared over, and we should put proper effort into the systems that HAVE been shown to work and scale: walking, cycling, e-cargo bikes, cheap/accessible/reliable public transport. This “argument” about LTNs is just lazy delay. #LTN #cities

    Penguinflight,

    @helenczerski TESTIFY.

    luciedigitalni, to wwc
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    Unexpected outcome of the night - Americans using the word 'millimetre'

    @wwc

    Penguinflight,
    vagina_museum, to random
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    "Cervix" means neck, and was historically called the neck of the womb. This makes reading old anatomy papers confusing, because other physicians called the vagina the neck of the womb.

    The cervical vertebrae have always been at the other end, though. At the neck of the head.

    Penguinflight,

    @vagina_museum "No the neck brace goes at the OTHER end.." <hilarity ensues etc etc>

    markmccaughrean, to animals
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    “I am monarch of all I survey,
    My right there is none to dispute.”
    — William Cowper



    Penguinflight,
    Jyoti, to random
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    God, I wish I was 1/1000th as talented as was.

    https://youtu.be/7IanvhpoGCA

    absolute motherfucker

    Penguinflight,

    @Jyoti

    All the people/see me as a fool
    All the people say/that it's because of you
    All the people/like to think they care
    If you shake their hand and stab them/maybe they'd become sensitive.

    Chorus to Sensitive, by Mick Karn

    bitterkarella, to random
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    1
    Neil Gaiman: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this
    Gaiman: the most whimsical apocalypse
    Gaiman: open the sphincters of your mind
    Gaiman: and let the torrent of wonder flood you

    Penguinflight,

    @bitterkarella What's Mr Perfect done this time?

    JamesGleick, to random
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    “The imperial Supreme Court is something new and dangerous … [W]e must consider more radical options to protect the American form of government.”

    https://harvardlawreview.org/forum/vol-136/the-imperial-supreme-court/

    Penguinflight,

    @JamesGleick Well every time see those arseholes in their big black robes I imagine the Imperial March in the background anyway.

    Nickiquote, to random
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    Not sure I’m going to win my argument that “office clean desk policies are ableist, actually”.

    Penguinflight,

    @airwhale @Nickiquote @RayNewman

    Open plan or "constant fucking disturbance" as I called it when I worked like that.

    grickle, (edited ) to Godzilla
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    Penguinflight,

    @grickle Godzilla's the dude.

    igd_news, to random

    Police aren't designed to "fight crime" - or keep people safe. They are designed as a counter-insurgency force against set populations.

    "More notably, researchers analyzed the data to show how officers spend their time, and the patterns that emerge tell a striking story about how policing actually works. Those results, too, comport with existing research showing that U.S. police spend much of their time conducting racially biased stops and searches of minority drivers, often without reasonable suspicion, rather than “fighting crime.”'

    https://www.reuters.com/legal/government/police-are-not-primarily-crime-fighters-according-data-2022-11-02/

    Penguinflight,

    @igd_news Aye; anyone who's ever seen a televised demonstration on the news (when they still covered them...) knows exactly the purpose of The Filth.

    Police: Their job is to violently suppress any dissent by those who do everything on behalf of those who own everything.

    wendysiegelman, to random
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    Elon Musk has become the dominant power in satellite internet technology. The ways he is wielding that influence are raising global alarms.

    4,500+ Starlink satellites are in the skies, accounting for 50%+ of all active satellites.

    In Ukraine some fears have been realized. Musk restricted Starlink access multiple times during the war - once denied Ukrainian military’s request to turn on Starlink near Crimea, Russian-controlled territory, affecting battlefield strategy.

    https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2023/07/28/business/starlink.html?unlocked_article_code=2kOHmSP6RSuNe4D2eAIjw5ZqafH0Pz7QhvwzGOddHGyKKgPlmF35muMeuHPZFBTLqubmhz1tJXnDMzTVqPeo7wwP5ku1aEqDQFfa-p3lh7FA6DRJJgcGOldycWvHPDG0Q129H9-l_Yy1LZuRRxZq9k6431jZpXVUqK9BdRE44xlz5oVa2ppdJvJKx8GEEry_lr8P5_Sge8_uWekUs8bGoui98iGn_mndls_2V5wJF627sJIBaqp1nFdt_AgT0MtNT69hcNgXCrDfXQS1xXQdk8f4hel1NCxZTXfLr-lUiRvH58_8gl2sh0DS5GQqJYgYHgu0OoWSo1hMybEumCLX0x-0VQ&smid=url-share

    Penguinflight,

    @wendysiegelman Blow every single one of them out of the sky.

    Just ask .

    victor, to nyc

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    @victor 😻

    stux, to Cat
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    has the wrong OS installed :doge:

    A little kitten imitating a dog by smoll barks

    Penguinflight,

    @stux 😻

    seachanger, to random
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    @seachanger This is what rocked launchers are for.

    maxleibman, to random
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    The aspartame in Diet Coke has been linked to several alarming health conditions. For example, in laboratory studies, it has been shown to contribute to the growth of foaming, apoplectic rage in food purists who can't believe you would put that into your body.

    Penguinflight,

    @maxleibman FNAR!

    I like that it metabolises into formaldehyde in the body. Everyday we're closer to the via Diet soft drinks.

    lowqualityfacts, to random
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    Elon Musk: We should make all Tweets vanish ten seconds after they're posted.

    Elon's yes men, sweating profusely: Another brilliant idea sir.

    Penguinflight,

    @lowqualityfacts Elon Musk: The Compuserve of the 2020s

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