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bison

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Are you a side effect of my medication?

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nixCraft, to random
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Can you recommend a game for a potato laptop?

bison,
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@nixCraft Progress Bar Simulator https://spielmannspiel.com/progressbarsimulator or any of @spielmannspiel games, except the VR one ^^"

Gargron, to random
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My life is so dominated by discussions of how Mastodon can be improved that it's really refreshing to hear about what people like. Thanks @dangillmor!

bison,
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@Gargron @dangillmor i like that mastodon actually works.
a lot of people have "ideas" but not many put out something that actually works and on this scale.
Thank you for making mastodon :BlobhajHeart:

nixCraft, to random
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Your sibling wants to start coding. What programming language would you recommend?
0. C

  1. JavaScript
  2. Java
  3. Python
  4. Something else
bison,
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@nixCraft depending on what they want to do.
If they want to program micro-controllers Python or JS won't be my first choice.
If they just want to learn to code for fun or don't have a concrete idea, always 3, Python.

baldur, to random
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“AI’s Electricity Use Is Spiking So Fast It’ll Soon Use as Much Power as an Entire Country”

Side-eyeing every single one of you who is enabling this. https://futurism.com/the-byte/ai-electricity-use-spiking-power-entire-country

bison,
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@baldur well, still a better use of power than cryptocoins 🤷

Strandjunker, to random
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I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it a thousand times: If the punishment for breaking a law is a fine, then that law only exists for the poor.

bison,
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@Strandjunker i am fine with a fine, but it should always be coupled to the monthly income and/or the total "value" of a person's assets (in whichever form).
If a fine doesn't inflict the same punishment to everyone, then it's just for poor people.

mho, (edited ) to mastodon German

Darauf habe ich lange gewartet 😉 :
Auf die Artikel von heise online der vergangenen Woche kamen jeden Tag mehr Zugriffe über als über #X bzw. !

Da sind ein paar Effekte drin (das nochmalige Teilen am Wochenende bringt erneut Zugriffe, am Freitag ging der Twitter-Bot nicht), aber die Tendenz ist deutlich: Während Mastodon/ das stabil bleiben, geht es bei X abwärts.

(Thread 🧵 1/3)

bison,
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@mho dann nur stats wie/ob twitter absackt?
weil der graph ist trotzdem interessant.

bison,
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@mho nach den neusten Änderungen von twitter, wäre es möglich diese stats nochmal zu sehen in einer Woche wie sich das entfernen der headlines auswirkt?
https://mastodon.social/@phlox81/111183110451806569

Mastodon, to mastodon
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The 2022 Annual Report is now available for download! 2022 was an interesting year for #Mastodon to say the least.

https://blog.joinmastodon.org/2023/10/annual-report-2022/

bison,
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@Mastodon the true cost of a social network, thank you. for everything. :BlobhajHeart: :BlobhajTinyHeart:

isotopp, (edited ) to random German
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    bison,
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    @isotopp nah, was a general thing ^^"

    Kurorori, to random German
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    Ich glaub, ich brauche ein paar Vorhänge.

    bison,
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    @Kurorori kommt auf den fetisch an?

    foone, to random
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    Why do I only try to write parsers when my brain is fried?

    bison,
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    @foone because then you can ignore the fact that this is a really painful endeavor

    heiseonline, to Facebook German

    Threads von Meta: Beiträge landen in Facebook, kein Widerspruch möglich

    Nach dem Rekordstart ist es um Threads ruhiger geworden. Automatisch nach Facebook kopierte Beiträge sollen das ändern, die Nutzer sind wenig begeistert.

    https://www.heise.de/news/Threads-von-Meta-Beitraege-landen-jetzt-in-Facebook-kein-Widerspruch-moeglich-9342317.html?wt_mc=sm.red.ho.mastodon.mastodon.md_beitraege.md_beitraege

    bison,
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    @cymaphore @heiseonline ich re-poste das jetzt auf discord ^^"

    nixCraft, to privacy
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    Garbage aka providing relevant Ads 😂 comic credit https://supercombodeluxe.com/gmen/ #privacy #security uBlock Origin, FTW. This is also a good reminder that I don't have any Ads on my blog and if you find my content useful, I have Patreon https://www.patreon.com/nixcraft

    bison,
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    @nixCraft STOP GIVING THEM IDEAS!

    thunderbird, to foss
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    Hey family!

    Beginning tomorrow, @communiteatime will be joining @killyourfm to help make this space a little more fun & responsive.

    (She's also helping with those "other" social platforms, but this one is our favorite.)

    Yep, our social team is DOUBLING in size 😜

    Hopefully we can start answering more of your questions, AND lifting up other projects we love.

    Thanks for being patient with us, and thanks for making this our favorite social network to engage with our users.

    bison,
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    @thunderbird @communiteatime @killyourfm I know, i have the "share on mastodon" button on my todo list too :psyduck:
    Maybe I was hoping when seeing the share box to find "inspiration" for my problem ^^"
    Thought about a text-field that's also a drop-down with mastodon.social pre-selected and then typing-autocompletion or something.

    My temporary solution: add a "copy link" button ^^"

    bison,
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    @thunderbird @communiteatime @killyourfm nice :BlobhajHeart:

    just remember theres still a long way: https://mastodon.social/@bison/111214129309577570

    Kurorori, to random
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    You know shit is getting serious, when people start to dust off their shitty Wordpress blogs. #37c3

    bison,
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    @Kurorori but i like my shitty wordpress blog :psyduck: :blobsweats: 😭
    https://esskaliert.wordpress.com/

    effinbirds, to random
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    bison,
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    @effinbirds missed the opportunity to write "so OWLd now?"

    publicvoit, to scifi German
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    mit einem Artikel zu einen meiner Lieblingsfilme: (1993)
    https://www.heise.de/hintergrund/30-Jahre-Demolition-Man-Grob-und-groeber-9327787.html?seite=all&hg=5&hgi=0&hgf=false

    Vorsicht: Artikel ist voll mit Spoilern!

    Er beleuchtet auch die Dinge, die im -Film gezeigt wurden und sich mittlerweile in die Realität geschummelt haben.

    Btw, der gleichnamige Ending-Song von existierte bereits vor dem Film und war auch Inspiration für die Filmemacher. Allerdings wohl einer der schlechteren Songs von Sting IMHO.

    Sanfte Grüße 🙇

    bison,
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    @publicvoit was sind deine extreme?

    frameworkcomputer, to random
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    The first community-developed Framework Laptop 16 Input Modules are already happening! Joseph_Schroedl is building a fully addressable RGB LED Matrix:

    https://community.frame.work/t/show-rgb-led-matrix-input-module/36968

    bison,
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    @frameworkcomputer make a great modular modable product and people will do awesome mods for it
    who of the other manufacturers would have guessed that ^^"

    Kurorori, to random German
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    Taxifahrten sind mein sozialer Albtraum-Endgegner.

    bison,
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    @Kurorori :psyduck: 😭 :Fortnite:

    bison,
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    @Kurorori bei uber kann man anklicken "no talky"

    heyheymomo, to random
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    Wisdom appreciation

    bison,
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    @heyheymomo cc @Frogsicle

    Fischblog, to random German
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    Einzellige Hunde, Immunzellen, die sich wie Bakterien verhalten und Mücken, die Tumore übertragen: unser Video über ansteckenden gibt es jetzt auch mit komplett überarbeitetem Transkript und allen Links.

    https://www.spektrum.de/video/wir-werden-alle-sterben-ansteckender-krebs/2188260

    bison,
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    @Fischblog cc @the_gentlymad_scientist

    gamingonlinux, to Steamdeck
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    The Chilling Update for Vampire Survivors has a teaser trailer https://www.gamingonlinux.com/2023/09/the-chilling-update-for-vampire-survivors-has-a-teaser-trailer/

    bison,
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    @gamingonlinux seems cool

    JanOrszulik, to gamedev

    This is how it looks like if I don't turn off Planetary overlay rendering while in surface view.

    video/mp4

    bison,
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    @JanOrszulik leave it as a cinematic feature or something ^^"
    looks like theres a giant mothership doing it thing in the background

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