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onelson

@onelson@mastodon.social

Elaborate Hoax

Cat Dad, Software Engineer, Horror fan, PDX-adjacent.

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Just saw that Google started offering .nexus as TLDs

looked into buying https://torment.nexus and it's already taken and a Mastodon instance is running on it

glorious actually, this passes

nkizz, to random

inspired by an @foone post, I've been working on a Mastodon to POP3/SMTP bridge that enables email clients on retro and modern machines to read and post to Mastodon. It supports images (both posting and viewing), replies, and HTML/Unicode. Plus it's written in rust, for the hacker cred. Check it out, I'd love to see what machines can talk to it!

https://github.com/nkizz/mop3

InternetEh, to random
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noot noot motherfuckr

jurie, to random
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Atari ST experts: I’m looking for someone to help me avoid the chore of writing a tool that converts GFA Assembler’s proprietary tokenized format to plain text. Boost’s appreciated. https://github.com/jhorneman/amberstar/issues/1

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Weekend plans

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Here's a little sunshine for your day!!

This artwork is done by IguanaMouth over on Tumblr.

I just discovered these today after talking about dandelions with Wah. I searched for Dandelion Lion and these delighted me to no end. I love the sleeping one!

I hope you're having a day as beautiful as you are, friend! (Lots!!)

Three dandelion-lion colored sketches. One is an adult looking alarmed, one is a cub looking cute and smiley, and one is an adult asleep on their side, their mane-petals are closed around their face.
A lion made of dandelion features. The mane is a beautiful dandelion flower's petals, there are leaves on the lion's back, and the tail-end is a dandelion puff, ready to blow its seeds.

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Anorack, to random

You would have thought 2 pairs of pants would have broken his fall.

irvingpop, to random

The perfect confirmation dialog does not exist…

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Something came in the mail today. I can only draw one conclusion.

it is very sharp
pica

gordon, to random
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Imagine the pushback when they invented fire.

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Oh

paintedsky, to random
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Wild! 😄

tpoisot, to random

The twins (aged 4) have decided to go to the daycare this weekend ("when it's empty") with screwdrivers ("or a really big hammer") to remove ("or destroy") the cameras that are installed in the classes (for liability reasons), and they've talked their friends into it, and would like a parent to tag along because, and I quote, they "don't know the door code" and "can't use a screwdriver".

Still, incredibly based. We're counting this as a parenting win.

TheRealElvira, to random

Ran into these guys at the airport! May the 4th be with you 💫

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Taco Bell has menu items that are more supreme than our court justices.

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If I had disposable income... I'd pay someone on Fiverr to do this. Last "Call of C'thulhu" I listened to had a British accent. Was good.

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I want this blanket way more than I should

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  • cabel, to random
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    🇯🇵👾💴💸 Hello 2023 and Hello Mastodon! It's time for a Mastodon-exclusive thread of mildly-interesting, (usually) video-game-related items that I've found up for auction on Yahoo! Auctions Japan. Let's (-a) go!

    cabel,
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    Hey, you like the Sony PSP? Would you like 1,000 Sony PSP games???

    ¥15,000 ($115) • 76 bids, or ¥100,000 ($771) if you want to buy it now

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