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valkenberg

@valkenberg@chaos.social

I used to be on Twitter as @zyaama.

Mostly post cat pics and political snark. Still new here, learning the rules.

#Cats #Politics #Books #Science #Beer

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cstross, to random
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Welp, in just three days Edinburgh's weather has done a screeching handbrake turn from spring into summer. As in, I'm no longer tweaking the central heating—it's off for the next few months—and the windows are open and it's nearly time to dust off the office air conditioner.

valkenberg,
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@cstross Meaning „temperatures are nearing 20°C“? (I always assume that the point where air conditioners sound appealing is 10 to 15° lower in Scotland.)

valkenberg,
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@cstross Yep, as I thought. Looking forward to Glasgow in August. When people tell me it‘s T-shirt weather, I‘ll assume that means I should still bring a fleece jacket.

cstross, to random
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"On trial alongside T, will be Melanie Ritter, 57, a doctor specialising in the method of predicting the future through eggs and a Covid vaccine sceptic who had expected to become health minister following the coup."

Wow, the Reichsburger coup plotters going on trial sure sound sane and stable to me!

"The prince, the plotters and the would-be putsch: Germany to try far-right coup gang"

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/apr/27/the-prince-the-plotters-and-the-would-be-putsch-germany-to-try-far-right-coup-gang

valkenberg,
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@cstross The Reichsbürger movement is fascinating, in that it consists of people who have completely rejected modernity, and embraced authoritarianism and magical thinking. They also tend to be complete losers.

I used to pity them, but then they started collecting weapons and shooting cops…

valkenberg, to Cat German
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sigh

I wonder what it‘s like to have a normal ?

cstross, to random
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28: How often do you back up your work?

AHAHAHAHA!!!

I work on a Mac with three time machine backup drives—two directly connected, one networked—and keep my live work on Dropbox, and manually rsync a snapshot of my live work to a pair of SSDs (alternating, only one plugged in at a time). Also, retired TM drives get mothballed intact.

Yes, I've lost work from time to time over the past 40 years. How did you guess?

valkenberg,
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@cstross And iCloud, I assume? (That makes me seem relaxed about backups. After all I don‘t do the rsync.)

Firlefanz, to random
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It hasn't really been making international news, and even our German media have been lazy about reporting this - but I wanted to let you know that hundreds of thousands of Germans are out in the streets and towns, protesting against the right-wing extremists here in Germany.

I was out myself today, along with 15,000 others in my town, for Holocaust Memorial Day. 100,000 in Düsseldorf alone, plenty more across the entire country. More protests are planned for tomorrow.

1/3

valkenberg,
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@Firlefanz I was at two of those protests so far, and what really gave me hope was the mix of people there. Yesterday the age range went from babies in the stroller to octogenarians with walkers, and every age in between. This is not just a bunch of people protesting, this is a society saying „Never again.“

valkenberg, to random German
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Wichtige Info!

valkenberg, to animals German
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I tried to sneak up on Lilu for a nice picture, but she noticed me and was not happy about being disturbed.

The same cat, not happy about being woken up.

valkenberg, to animals German
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Happy from Lilu and her favourite chair.

valkenberg, to Cats German
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According to the , I totally did NOT catch them planning a crime. And now run along please, we have a fridge to break into…

valkenberg, to Cat German
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badastro, to random
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When was the last time you saw a

VOLCANO

FROM

SPAAAAAAACE

?!

https://badastronomy.substack.com/p/volcano-from-spaaaaace-also-jwsts

valkenberg,
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@badastro 08.08.2023, when I got a newsletter with the subject line „Icelandic volcano eruption FROM SPAAAACE!“. Guess who sent it? 😁

valkenberg, to animals German
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Oops, nearly forgot that it‘s . Had to grab a pic at random. Well, nearly.

Garwboy, to random
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For reasons that escape me, I've signed up for the Challenge, for Cancer Research UK.

100 press ups a day, for all of November

If anyone's up for supporting this foolishness, or just pointing and laughing, please see link below. Much love

https://fundraise.cancerresearchuk.org/page/deans-giving-page-370

valkenberg,
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@Garwboy I would‘ve thrown in a few quid, just to be the first, but they want my phone number so I can give them money, which is where I stopped. Nobody‘s gonna contact me anyway, since all my phone numbers are German, and I am more attached to my private information than my money.

SwiftOnSecurity, to random

Change my mind: Mac’s are exclusively used by vagrant overpaid employees to subvert their employer and to act as an unmanaged proxy for attackers

valkenberg,
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@SwiftOnSecurity How dare you?! I work as an overpaid freelancer, using my Macs as… uh…

valkenberg, to animals German
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Quick picture. I‘ve been working all day and am quite tired, so you‘ll have to make up a witty description for yourself.

davidallengreen, to random
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How will this progressive banning of smoking actually work?

Will retailers have to challenge someone who does not look 26, then 31, then 39?

"Excuse me, but can you prove you are over 40?"

May be a good idea in theory, but difficult to see how it can work in practice.

valkenberg,
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@davidallengreen Can that actually be legal? Discriminate (as in: Give different rights to) against adults based on their date of birth, without them ever having a chance to gain rights others enjoy?

DocCarms, (edited ) to books
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There was a poll that stated—Rowling’s opening line in the HP series is one of best in the world. Someone posted about how there are a bunch of other opening statements that are better.

Here’s one of my personal favorites, from Gabriel Garcia Marquez (in English):
“It is inevitable — the scent of bitter almonds always reminded him of the fate of unrequited love.”

What are some of your favorite opening lines in literature? 😊
@bookstodon

valkenberg, (edited )
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@ukaunz @DocCarms @bookstodon that’s what I would’ve added too

ZachWeinersmith, to random
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What are your answers to the three questions on the cover?

valkenberg,
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@ZachWeinersmith Can I tell you after reading the book?

valkenberg, to Cats German
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Hear me out! A buddy comedy, like Lethal Weapon, but instead of two guys it‘s a prim older lady and a young hippie, who constantly fight, but they‘re not cops, instead they commit crimes and sleep a lot! Oh, and they‘re .

Two cats in a bed, one mostly covered by the duvet.
Two cats on a reading chair, looking at the camera. It‘s very clear that they have been interrupted while planning a crime and are considering if it‘s worth killing the witness, considering that the witness has those thumbs you need to open the cat food.

valkenberg, to animals German
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Lilu has folded up her collar to deal with the heat.

valkenberg, to animals
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Quick picture: Lilu doing her jungle queen routine.

valkenberg, to animals
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It took them several minutes of fighting to reach the point where they both fit into the same cat bed.

Five minutes later - this.

davidallengreen, to random
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Hello Mastodon followers, help please.

If you are a follower, could you kindly "like" this post when you see it so I can gauge how many are seeing/reading my Mastodon posts?

Nominally I have 41k followers on here, but I think that figure is artificially inflated because of how many came over last November and then went away again.

Many thanks.

valkenberg,
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@davidallengreen It‘s very Mastodon that there are more people replying to your post than doing what you asked for…

valkenberg,
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@davidallengreen Yes, I saw the replies. Also, in my case in only saw a small fraction of the likes (3), but many more replies. I guess that‘s an artefact of the federated system.

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