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shaknais

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Author | Aussie | Written all kinds of tales over the years - romance, murder mystery, science fiction and fantasy and more.
Warning: Short term memory loss.

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It’s that time again!
Show me some memes!!

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One Two Three Four!
I declare a meme war!
Do NOT neglect your !!

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shaknais, to random
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Spotify confirms it's going to rip off it's artists even harder. Zero payment for less than a thousand plays a track.

https://www.musicbusinessworldwide.com/confirmed-next-year-tracks-on-spotify-1000-plays/

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What is the most ridiculous question or complaint that you've had from a Customer/Client?

shaknais,
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@RickiTarr I did get asked to fix our satellite internet, which was out because of the hurricane hitting the island...

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Trans people are "forever patients"?

So is literally everyone!

Fuck off.

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@RickiTarr 3? And that's just to keep me in one piece. I ain't healthy by any standard.

If someone has a magic pill that makes them feel themself... They're one up on the rest of us.

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Had a seizure in the checkout. Someone, with all the kindest intentions in the world, called the police to do a Wellness Check.

Please... Please! Don't do this. It disappoints, but the cops are not your friends. A Wellness Check isn't to see if you need help or a carer. It isn't to give you anything. It is to take it away.

shaknais, to writing
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Fuuuck. Some of my books have been added to GitHub's AI system, because I backed up the code I used to generate them in the private repositories, whilst keeping my copyright and not using any open source license.

https://archive.softwareheritage.org/browse/origin/directory/?origin_url=https://github.com/shakna-israel/wandsofwizeria

I have filed a manual removal, but they've already trained on the data.

https://huggingface.co/spaces/bigcode/in-the-stack

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shaknais, to books
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Anybody know any educators who wouldn't mind reading a short book, aimed at 6-8 year olds?

Looking for some beta readers, for something I really hope to get out by Christmas.

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"... one of the astronauts who went to the moon said one of the best parts about landing on the moon was that he could actually take a shit. Being in zero gravity fucks with your digestive system so he said he hadnt taken a proper shit for the whole ride there."

shaknais, to writing
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Ahem! Due to treatment by my physio... After seven years the muscles and nerves in my left leg are now working again.

I CAN MOTHERFUCKING WALK!!!

The more it sinks in, the more happy I'm feelin'!

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"... go into the arts. I'm not kidding. The arts are not a way to make a living. They are a very human way of making life more bearable. Practicing an art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow, for heaven's sake. Sing in the shower. Dance to the radio. Tell stories. Write a poem to a friend, even a lousy poem. Do it as well as you possible can. You will get an enormous reward. You will have created something." - Kurt Vonnegut

shaknais, to writing
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As we come into Christmas, and all that entails, here's a little reminder.

You can get all of the books I've written, for free, or a price you name from over here.

Because when you have nothing, the world can feel big and terrible - and you need the escape more than anyone else.

https://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/shakna

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ahem. After a little more than seven and a half years, I can walk unaided, without a limp. Last time that lasted a week. The time before that... Was fifteen years ago?

But eh... I CAN MOTHERFUCKING WALK!

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Spotted on the edge of this morning. Photo by Peter Kervarec (https://www.ballaratphotography.com.au/)

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self promo? Alrighty. I should be working on the last two chapters or so of my . is already rolling out slowly onto RoyalRoad freely, and will appear in print and ebook everywhere else once I do finish but...

I am blocked. I cannot write for some reason. Despite those insane deadlines. 😭

https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/79485/red-treasure

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Taylor has lived her entire life as a boy. Hiding away as a serving boy at a local inn, but when a pirate comes stumbling into her life, he brings adventure and horror with him. Whether she wants it or not.

https://jamesmilne.org/?id=redtreasure

Amazon: https://bookdir.netlify.app/?id=B0CTX7V5ZM

Google: https://play.google.com/store/books/details?id=NS_yEAAAQBAJ

Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/1516729

B&N: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w?ean=2940185503164

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Taylor has lived her entire life as a boy. Hiding away as a serving boy at a local inn, but when a pirate comes stumbling into her life, he brings adventure and horror with him. Whether she wants it or not.

https://jamesmilne.org/?id=redtreasure

Amazon: https://bookdir.netlify.app/?id=B0CTX7V5ZM

Royal Road: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/79485/red-treasure

Read for free on Royal Road, or support me by grabbing a copy from Amazon.

shaknais, to australia
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"It’s apparently of little significance to News Corp and the ABC that the alternative leader of the country is neck-deep in scandals care of Home Affairs. "

https://www.crikey.com.au/2024/02/14/peter-dutton-home-affairs-scandal-kpmg-paladin-news-corp/

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I would never be able to tell if poor posture whilst writing, or writers stress, or the like affected me.

I've got somethong called . I am literally never not in pain. The wind on my face feels like pinpricks of fire. Holding a lovers hand feels like grinding the bones to dust. Hell, breathing feels like forcing spikes through my chest.

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Would it be possible to chase 4.20 pm across the world ? ... You want to try it with me? ... giggles

Giggles

Hugz & xXx

shaknais,
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@seb321 @melissabeartrix
Oh no. Time is far more complicated than that.

For example, Russia had 11 timezones in 2010. But only 9 in 2011. And 11 in 2014.

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