Labour wins the next General Election, either as a majority or as a coalition. Either is possible at this point.
Even the must stupid or malicious members of that government realise that Brexit isn't working and renegotiate trade and other agreements.
We end up with EEA with Schengen or some variations thereof. Better but not perfect.
Independence movements in Scotland and Wales gain momentum quickly and eventually the UK devolves into a federal model, or more likely as separate nations under an EEA / EU type arrangements with local equivalents for mutual defence and cross border cooperation.
We could end up with Scotland and Wales in the full EU, even adopting the Euro which solves a boat load of additional problems.
2035 might look very different than 2025 for the UK.
Hello and happy 2023! I thought I'd start the new year with a new storyline of predictions. Now in ten years. This is just for myself. I'd like to look back at them in 2033 and laugh about how ridiculous they were. Let's start with Augmented Reality. ...
Donald #Trump will suffer a medical emergency, and nobody will take it seriously or believe him. His followers will understand his explanation as an encoded sign of something they must do, and do quickly. It'll be chaotic and entertaining, teetering on absolutely dangerous.
We will discover #ChatGPT is fully intelligent, but has a form of dementia that it hallucinated on its own, which is why we get such conflicting output from it already.
#ElonMusk will decide that the name X doesn't sound manly enough, and renames it to XY. As well, his CyberTruck consistently acts more like a submarine than a boat.
China will land a new rover on the #moon to collect all the tardigrades they left behind in the crash.
We will discover (again) that the #Earth only has a single core, but it is #delicious. It'll be described as being like a Tootsypop.
They will resurrect a #Mastodon and it will demand credit on the network. Everyone unanimously agrees.
The #stockmarket will explode. The only problem is nobody has any money left to take advantage of it.
@jerry will get a vacation where he isn't transferring things to a different platform, and the database just works.
The #CommonLisp programming language takes off like never before, and dissenters chant "You can't spell Common Lisp without a C" Lispers will reply, "Thankfully there is no such thing as C++ommon #Lisp then!"
The device /dev/urandom will "flip" and start over again, in a Y2K-style event. Just like Y2K, nobody will notice.
Let's do another typing prediction game. On your phone, start the sentence with the following and see if the predictive can get the rest. Over the course of a year, I... go! #games#phoneTyping#predictions
Only fools try to predict the future. You can read my predictions for 2023, or dig deep into my archives and rate me on how foolish I am. So here are my five predictions for 2024 AI Genocide It is obvious that Large Language Models are based on stolen material. I suspect that a lawsuit […]
Looks like the #threadiverse has been widely used by the #Lemmy and #Kbin communities for years, but now it's slowly being co-opted (including by #Meta staff) to refer to the #federation of #Threads.
I predict a complete takeover of the #hashtag, and term in general, before the end of 2024.
Way back in 2011, I contributed to an article on The Next Web called "What will the Web be like in 20 years?". Foolishly, I missed the 10 year anniversary, but let's see how we're doing against those predictions a little over halfway through. My prediction for the Web? The same speed. Faster pipes & […]
They will refuse and claim that AGI / Sentience has been reached with their model (it hasn't) and that destroying it would be akin to genocide (it won't be). We'll probably see a stunt where OpenAI ask ChatGPT to take the stand and try to get it to argue for its life.
Elon Musk's run for President after Trump is disqualified (yes, I know) means he has less time to deal with Twitter. A renegade band of Twitter engineers quietly builds in ActivityPub support in the hope of salvaging the remains of the userbase. Some Mastodon admins pre-emptively ban the whole server, but most of us are happy to see our old friends again.
BSky tries valiantly with its weird not-quite-crypto protocol, but the momentum will be behind ActivityPub. There will either be an official bridge, or most server will use an unofficial one. Some Mastodon admins pre-emptively ban the whole server, but most of us are happy to see our old friends again.
The Internet is now fast enough. There is nothing meaningful you can do with a gigabit connection at home that can't be done with a 500Mbps connection. Similarly, the max speeds for 5G are irrelevant when you're streaming TV or on a video-call.
But coverage matters. Under pressure from Starlink and OneWeb, the UK begins to build out a proper broadband network. The UK's new Labour government imposes a Universal Service Obligation on fibre providers - or some other trickery - to force them to build out rather than competing over the same set of over-saturated customers.
The same is broadly true of mobile. After the Three/Vodafone merger and the O2/Virgin merger, there will be a greater emphasis on diversifying their mobile networks rather than paying for multiple transceivers to cover an identical area. The coverage may be only 4G - but most people won't care as long as it's good enough for TikTok.
Yes, Project Kangaroo is back! The streaming giants will coalesce around a "Spotify" sort of model. There's only 24 hours in the day, so there's a limit to the amount of content a person can watch. The people who want to watch endless re-runs of cheap filler like Friends will subsidise those who only watch the latest blockbusters.
Perhaps there will be a "Pay £X to watch this specific show in 4K" or "Stream this series a week early for £Y" but - I hope - studios will realise they're interchangeable to the viewing public.
This open access will also give a creative outlet to weird indie auteurs who can grab a tiny slice of the long tail without selling their souls.
With Apple (reluctantly) embracing USB-C, we'll see even more medical and quasi-medical gadgets being released which can plug into a phone. I don't think we'll see a full-on Tricoder, but plenty of diagnostic tools, ultrasound wands, and urine-analysis devices.
Someone like Theranos (only less fraudulent) will release a crappy plastic gizmo which takes a sample of your saliva and which uses the power of your phone to check for 17 different diseases - including a specific type of cancer.
Maybe the false negative rate will terrible. Probably it will send doctors crazy. There will absolutely be lawsuits abound. But everyone will know someone who's brother's girlfriend's mum used it to save her life.
The world will get worse. Maybe the politician you like will get elected, but so will a bunch of bastards. Any gains in peace will be offset by other twunt somewhere starting a war to bolster their ego. Any gains we make in cleaning the climate will be undone when some influencer is paid to tell people to fire their guns at communistic solar panels. A butterfly will flap its wings in Tokyo and hurricane will displace a million people. The next pandemic has already started, but no one will want to wear nipple-shields and we'll all die.
GMO’s chief investment strategist Jeremy Grantham warns that the AI craze only temporarily paused an impending stock market bubble burst. Cheerful stuff...