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SNerd

@SNerd@lor.sh

Purveyor of original comedy bronze humor - it’s a smaller niche market than comedy gold. #nerlingersjokes (yeah, I spelled it wrong but too lazy ti fix it) My hobbies are saying stupid stuff. I can’t think of any other hobbies. Proud to say I was on Twitter for about 2 weeks, 1 tweet, and Musk didn’t like it because I pointed out he inadvertently criticized Rupert Murdock, so he had my only tweet taken down.

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Something to put a smile on your face

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Is boeing the sound it makes when the parts fall off?

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I used to write jokes on pieces of paper but no one else ever saw them. Now I put them on Mastodon to save paper.

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Let’s start calling it “The Swift Bowl” just to trigger them even more.

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BREAKING - cease and desist order against filed by the Hitler Estate for using copyrighted material.

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I’d like to publicly apologize for my restaurant review of Gourmet Jalisco for describing my meal as “bland and tasteless”. Also for my review of Le Paris for describing my meal as “bland and tasteless”. As well as Freekeh Mediterranean saying their food was “bland and tasteless”. It turns out I have Covid.

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Schrödinger’s Cake - An unobserved piece of cake exists both in the refrigerator and not in the refrigerator at the same time. Therefore, until the refrigerator is door opened and the contents observed, a piece of cake always exists in the refrigerator. And that’s why I keep checking.

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BREAKING - Man on crime spree complains trials interfere with crime spree.

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If women are allowed to abort non viable fetuses, it becomes a slippery slope to women aborting non viable political parties.

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imaginary price*
*after estimated savings on gas
WTF is that BS?

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Stimulant Mammal


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When rules in favor of giving POTUS total immunity, can have Trump kidnapped and locked away?

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Chiefs 13 Bills 10
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Now that Ramaswamy has dropped out I need to find a new candidate that resembles a used car salesman on crack to vote for. 🤔

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Chiefs 27 Bills 24
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should have visited the border with in California, or Arizona or New Mexico and figure out why we only hear about border problems in 🤔

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