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Wileymiller

@Wileymiller@mastodon.social

Creator of the syndicated comic strip, “Non Sequitur".
If your newspaper is so horrifically bad that it doesn't carry #NonSequitur, you can read it every day at: https://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur

Then call the editor of the paper and raise hell until they carry Non Sequitur.

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If I was running the Biden campaign's advertising, I would make an ad running Trump's rant on NATO unedited, then end it with Biden saying, "I'm Joe Biden, and I don't approve of that message".

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@GottaLaff
A story about my mom and Trump.

My mom was an executive assistant for two Jewish brothers who ran a construction company in the '80s. They were in competition with Trump on some real estate deal and lost out to him. For some reason they had to make a pilgrimage to Trump Tower to go on bended knee. When one of the brothers introduced mom, Trump his usual graceful manner said, “Which one of these two Jews did you have fuck to get your job?”.

Wileymiller, to mastodon
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Hello ! I’m reluctantly happy to be here after 5 years of staying off social media. Please don’t make me regret it! 🙃

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Trump demands members of NATO have to pay their bills.

There's a long line of his former lawyers who agree with that sentiment. Irony is lost on the stable genius.

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“Smartmatic alleges that Newsmax has destroyed evidence in the voting machine company's lawsuit against the right-wing news channel over false claims that Smartmatic helped “rig" the 2020 election, according to court documents made public this week.

Lawyers for Florida-based Smartmatic allege that Newsmax engaged in a “cover-up” by destroying texts and emails of key executives…”
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/elections/smartmatic-alleges-newsmax-deleted-evidence-lawsuit-vote-rig-claims-rcna153231

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@GottaLaff
Suddenly I'm reminded of the Secret Service and their "coincidental" purging of text messages from Jan. 5th and 6th 2021.

GottaLaff, to Arizona
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🤦🏻‍♀️ " Senate Passes Bill Preventing Presidents From Ballot Removal Under

As states eagerly await the U.S. Supreme Court’s ruling on if should be allowed on the ballot for supporting an insurrection, Arizona Republicans took the first step on Monday to ensure Trump won’t be removed from their state’s ballot"

https://www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/arizona-senate-passes-bill-preventing-presidents-from-ballot-removal-under-14th-amendment/

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@GottaLaff
So let me get this straight...a state can override any constitutional amendment, saying it doesn't apply in their state? I'm not a history scholar, but didn't we fight a civil war about that?

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ICYMI...The final score in last night's Super Bowl was:

Taylor Swift 53, Insecure Men 0

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This is an alert from the early warning system for teenage boys and young men in Alabama.

The Alabama SC ruled that embryos are people, thus, comes under the criminality of their strict abortion laws.

This rationale, taken to its logical conclusion, will eventually lead to a ruling that sperm cells are pre-people and masturbation will be considered murder.

This concludes the early warning system alert. Save yourself and get the hell out of Alabama...or any other red state.

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Ready for another blast from the past? Here's an explanation of how the intricate science of polling works, published March 9. 2008.

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The total amount Trump owes is actually $450m. If he appeals, he has to post the full amount, and NY law says 120% has to be posted while on appeal. And then there's the interest added.

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This is an emergency warning from the universal department of sanity...

A right wing tsunami of false equivalence between Trump's document criminal case and Biden's DOJ probe is rapidly approaching and gaining strength. Seek critical thinking shelter to prevent your head from exploding.

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My dear friend, Ann Telnaes, doesn't need words to make a direct hit...

https://wapo.st/44kbep3

GottaLaff, to Florida
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“#Trump is expected to be in attendance Monday in #Florida when Judge Aileen #Cannon presides over a hearing in his classified #documents case in which attorneys will address issues surrounding the classified materials in question.

The hearings will be under seal & held in a SCIF -- a specially-equipped secure room for viewing highly classified materials -- located in Fort Pierce, Florida” #legal #TrumpIndictment

https://trib.al/8RZlVrt

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@GottaLaff

Trump will have a side session with the judge and tell her, "Nice little lifetime appointment you've got here. It'd be a shame if anything happened to it".

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The edict on the separation of church and sanity...

https://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2024/03/13

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One of irrefutable truisms in life is that anyone who hitches their wagon to Donald Trump will eventually drive it off the cliff while he walks away.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2024/02/22/mike-lindell-election-dispute-decision/

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And today, another old friend, Clay Bennett, who always nails it succinctly...

https://www.gocomics.com/claybennett/2024/03/29?ct=v&cti=7941

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Hope you can handle the heart-tugging Valentine's Day sentimentality of today...

https://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2024/02/14

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So we had this gaggle of lawmakers come to Trump's trial today to debase themselves and their office to do Trump's bidding in attacking Cohen, the judge and the jury on social media...and they expect everyone to believe they did this all on their own. Right. My question is, who paid for their travel, hotel, meals, etc.? Love to see an audit on that. Or, I wonder if they were stupid enough to believe Trump would reimburse them.

https://wapo.st/3UZnXKw

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Super Bowl ad I would like to have seen...

A montage of Nazi/White Nationalist rallies, book burnings, etc., finishing up with footage of the Jan. 6 storming of the Capitol, fade to black, then to the image of Trump with his insufferable, smug smirk with the caption, "HE GETS YOU".

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Imagine paying a minimum of $40,000 to attend Trump's private luncheon yesterday and got this slap in the face for it...

"At another point, he complained about having to take so many pictures with donors and told people in the crowd that if they didn’t get a picture, it was because they didn’t give enough money. He also claimed that a wedding at the property got preference over the donors because the wedding was paying more per person to be there."

https://wapo.st/4drUY9p

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Here's the thing about Katie Britt and the republican party...she was the best they could find to give the SOTU rebuttal. Let that sink in, GOP.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2024/03/09/fact-check-katie-britt-sex-trafficking/

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Via Simon Rosenberg:

Since Dobbs Democrats keep overperforming and Republicans keep struggling.

is struggling in these early states. MAGA is a failed politics even with Republicans.

Republicans against Trump:

So 49% of Republicans in Iowa, 44% in NH, and about 40% in South Carolina voted against Trump who is essentially running as an incumbent.

Warning signs for Trump’s general election campaign.

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@GottaLaff @darthstar

What Trump is doing with the RNC funds is what he's going to do with the Treasury Department if he gets elected, following Putin's template.

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@GottaLaff
Here's another blast from the past, an early warning on Trump way back in 2011.

https://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2011/05/16

GottaLaff, to ethelcain
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Days after ’s Supreme Court ruling that frozen embryos are children, a second clinic pauses IVF treatment

https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/21/us/alabama-ruling-frozen-embryos-facility-pauses-ivf?cid=ios_app

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Ok, here's a blast from the past which was published months before Trump won the nomination. I was trying to warn everyone what was coming, but obviously no one listened.

https://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2016/04/17

GottaLaff, to legal
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JHC. 🧵 1/... #FaniWillis #legal #TrumpIndictment #Georgia

Via Olivia Rubin:

NEW: Judge in Trump case says Fani Willis disqualification "possible," hearing "must occur":

"Because I think it's possible that the facts alleged..could result in disqualification, I think an evidentiary hearing must occur to establish the record on those core allegations"

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@GottaLaff

Weird how Georgia republicans are more concerned about Fani Willis' sex life than Trump's phone call to the Secretary of State trying to strong arm him into making up 18,000 votes to steal the election.

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