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Ceci n’est pas une pipe

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dannotdaniel, to random
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mastodon is the methodone of social media

you still get some of that dopamine hit but without the babies crawling at you on the ceiling

neilasaurus,
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@dannotdaniel Hah! I thought exact same thing to myself. And a week or two ago I followed a link to Threads where some MAGA doofus said something stupid and people were going back and forth arguing about it and I thought, oh yeah this is what Twitter was like, why did I ever want to participate in this?

GottaLaff, to random
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#WompWomp Arizona’s attorney general says Rudy #Giuliani has been served an indictment in the state’s fake elector case alongside 17 other defendants for his role in an attempt to overturn #Trump’s loss to Joe Biden in the 2020 election.

Giuliani’s political adviser, Ted Goodman, confirmed Giuliani was served Friday night after his 80th birthday celebration as he was walking to the car.
https://apnews.com/article/86f4938ff4570a833dd4d1c44705460f

neilasaurus,
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@GottaLaff serving him on his birthday is pretty funny, but I think it would have been even funnier to serve him on Masked Singer

Alice, to random
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Countdown until we learn that Waymo is similar to those Amazon stores where the self-driving cars are actually controlled by offices full of people who are playing a variation of Mario Kart in order to get us to our destinations.

neilasaurus,
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@Alice I was thinking same about Tesla self driving

neilasaurus,
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@Alice I mean, he already showed us a robot that was just someone in a robot costume

shekinahcancook, to politics
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When you elect magats to congress, whether or not they decide to do anything at all depends on whether or not they think it will further their plans for dominion and armageddon. Literally. Johnson only capitulated on Ukraine because he thinks it will lead to more people converting to his cult and pushing his cult's unpopular policies.

Not because the safety of the free world depends on it. Right wing christians couldn't care less about that.

These whackadoodles have no business being in Congress or any government position. They're insane. They are letting bronze age fairy tales decide 21st century issues. It's deranged.

An army of Jesus”: Inside Mike Johnson’s come-to-Jesus moment ahead of Ukraine reversal - Johnson met evangelical leader of Ukraine’s National Prayer Breakfast before last week's press conference
By Jonathan Larsen, Published April 22, 2024

https://www.salon.com/2024/04/22/an-army-of-jesus-inside-mike-johnsons-come-to-jesus-moment-ahead-of-ukraine-reversal_partner/

neilasaurus,
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@shekinahcancook what will this people do if they succeed in making Trump president again and he abandons Ukraine? They will say “lol jk”?
It seems pretty clear their preferred presidential candidate was against Johnson doing this? I know they have cognitive dissonance/hypocrisy as a fundamental character trait., but this seems a new level?

w7voa, to random
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"I serve with some real scumbags. Matt Gaetz, he paid minors to have sex with him at drug parties. Bob Good endorsed my opponent, a known neo-Nazi. These people used to walk around with white hoods at night. Now they’re walking around with white hoods in the daytime.” - Rep. Tony Gonzales (R-Texas) on CNN today https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2024/04/21/sotu-gonzalez-during-panel.cnn

neilasaurus,
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@w7voa it’s weird that they keep getting these scumbags in the Republicans party, however could this have happened when they have had such great role models like Trump and Dennis Hastert

Free_Press, (edited ) to news
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Speaker Mike Johnson is drawing closer to a career-defining choice for a Republican speaker — whether to rely on Democratic help to stay in the job.

With three Republicans endorsing a motion to terminate his leadership, Johnson will need Democratic support to survive if Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) follows through on her threat to force a vote on his removal.

https://www.politico.com/news/2024/04/19/mike-johnson-is-about-to-get-the-ultimate-democratic-bailout-he-might-survive-anyway-00153424

neilasaurus,
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@Free_Press Unless he drops Biden impeachment nonsense, how about no?

Binder, to random
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I get why the crowds cheer when the Sun disappears; I’m confused that they also cheer when it returns. Fickle.

neilasaurus,
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@Binder Absence makes the heart grow fonder

neilasaurus, to random
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flockofnazguls, to random
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Doug Ford looks like a fucking Harkonnen. That is all.

neilasaurus,
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@TheIdlestHand @flockofnazguls don’t see the resemblance, really

neilasaurus, to 3DPrinting
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So what do people do with the fumes from resin printers? Are most people with resin printers just rawdogging it?

GottaLaff, (edited ) to Florida
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is swamped by disease outbreaks as quackery replaces science https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/mar/03/florida-measles-outbreak-preventable

neilasaurus,
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@Eka_FOOF_A @GottaLaff They had me take a Titers test first and it showed basically no antibodies.

indivisibleteam, to random
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This will make more sense in a few weeks (just trust us).

neilasaurus,
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@indivisibleteam I always loved the Sandman version of Teen Prez. I hope they do an episode of him for the Netflix Sandman.

TheBreadmonkey, to random
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Sad to hear they're discontinuing work on the Apple car

neilasaurus,
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@jsit @TheBreadmonkey @plainreading I am quite proud of this meme I made:

kravietz, to random
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Musk you caused another scandal on Twitter by posting a picture of Stalin.

Result? Thousands of angry shares calling him an “idiot”.

But Musk is just using the same media tactics as Trump:

  • making an incendiary or incredibly stupid statement
  • which are then shared by 1000 of supporters
  • but also shared by, most importantly, 10’000 of his opponents

In the times when media is all about “clicks”, “enagements”, “shares”, “brand recognition”, it’s not Musk who is an idiot here.

We somehow forgot about the most efficient social protest strategy - ostracism. Just block toxic people and never see them again.

neilasaurus,
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@kravietz I believe you can’t block Musk on his platform though? In fact his tweets get served to you against your will without following him?

Binder, to random
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mfw the mortgage co (which pays the home owner insurance from escrow & always has) demands proof of home owner insurance.

Hold on, let me just connect you to the department of your own co which handles that, jerkface.

neilasaurus,
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@Binder I like how if you refinance with the same company they demand a million things to prove you can pay a loan that is less principal and less interest than the one you have been paying for 10 years.

StillIRise1963, to random
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There's NO WAY around the fact that we have to impeach some SCOTUS justices and enlarge the Court.

neilasaurus,
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@StillIRise1963 Supreme Court Justices elected not appointed and not for life

ChristosArgyrop, to random
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The UK's let-the-measles-rip #FAFO will settle numerous scientific issues about the measles virus:

  1. The need for periodic revaccination of adults
  2. The breadth and duration of immunity erasure against other bugs by #measles
    Not even General Shirō Ishii of Unit 731 fame could conceive this experiment!
neilasaurus,
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@ChristosArgyrop as a point of reference, I supposedly had measles vaccine as a baby. My parents would have had to provide evidence of such for various schools I went to…
Recently at the age of 50, I took a Titers test because I was going to travel overseas and had lost my vaccine records long ago…
I failed pretty much everything: Measles, mumps, rubella, no antibodies for any of that.
So maybe you do need boosters at some point?

DemocracyMattersALot, to random
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LOL. Speaking of

Trump floats ousting RNC chair after brutal 2023 https://www.axios.com/2024/02/04/rnc-trump-2024-biden-dnc-fundraising

neilasaurus,
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@emmreef @DemocracyMattersALot dang you beat me to it. Except I would change it to "Chairwoman of the Leopard's Eating People's Faces Party"

RiversideBryan, to Florida
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Side Show Bob?

+

neilasaurus,
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@RiversideBryan Bart better watch out

GayDeceiver, to random
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How to end a meeting:

Hold your head with both hands and scream, “My Neuralink is failing!” and run out of the room.

neilasaurus,
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@GayDeceiver TFW my Neuralink fails:

Beaker from the Muppets with his hair on fire

lednabwm, to random

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂...

neilasaurus,
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@thepoliticalcat @lednabwm if you like that…
https://youtu.be/FFOMp_j2gLQ?si=rO_5Dx9x7g_Vve2i

Binder, to random
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Still pumped from mocking the Dilbert guy

neilasaurus,
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@Dseitz @alexhammy @Binder hard pass. I am not prepared for the horrors I am sure are contained within. I would rather stare longingly into the eyes of Chthulu

abbynormative, to random
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Dunno who needs to hear this, but people are still dying of . A family friend just passed after catching it a couple weeks ago.

Please mask up and talk to the mainstream, more trusting people in your life who think they're invincible because they got vaccinated a couple times. They seem to be the ones hurting the most this round and are generally unaware of the risk of organ damage and long covid.

neilasaurus,
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@thepoliticalcat @abbynormative yeah this article says been closer to 1,500 for past 4 weeks
https://apple.news/AiFiHLi7cQmSxso5clwlRUQ

DanaDee, to random
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It’s the moral & right thing to do. So…he won’t. House Democrats call on Justice Clarence Thomas to recuse from Trump 2020 election case https://www.cbsnews.com/news/house-democrats-justice-clarence-thomas-recuse-trump-2020-election-case/

neilasaurus,
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@DanaDee the moral and right thing for him to do is resign

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