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MissingThePt, to random
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writermonki,
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@MissingThePt congress should pass a law criminalizing illegal Canadian smoke immigration. That’ll fix it!

GottaLaff, to random
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Via Noah Berlatsky:

maybe he had an emergency billionaire yacht to attend.

NBC: Justice Thomas is not in court for Monday's Supreme Court oral arguments.

Chief Justice said Thomas would "participate fully" based on briefs/transcripts but gave no reason for his absence.

No further information provided.

writermonki,
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@GottaLaff did whales take out the yacht he was on?

GottaLaff, to random
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Via Acyn:

Reporter: What is your collateral on the bond?

: Cash

writermonki,
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@GottaLaff IOU?

knittingknots2, to random
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First US moon lander in half a century stops working a week after tipping over at touchdown | AP News

https://apnews.com/article/moon-landing-odysseus-intuitive-machines-4d9503fad4e1454204a27f583ccfac45

writermonki,
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@knittingknots2 All right, who's lander tipping on the moon?! Y'all need to cut that out!! Go tip a buggalo on Mars, or something.

jameshowell, to random
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Overheard my 12 year old ask my wife:

"Is it true you and Daddy kept going to school after college? To get your PTSD?"

writermonki,
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@jameshowell You only get your PTSD once you graduate and start dealing with the student loans.

arstechnica, to random
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Wendy’s plans AI-powered menu to change food prices based on demand, weather

Surge pricing test next year means your cheeseburger may get more expensive at 6 pm.

https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2024/02/wendys-plans-ai-powered-menu-to-change-food-prices-based-on-demand-weather/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

writermonki, (edited )
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@arstechnica This is potentially points to a good use of AI in the other direction. Focusing it on issues like reducing energy consumption and sourcing foods locally wouldn't limit human creativity and could help solve problems.

GottaLaff, to random
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NBC News: is siding with Alabama court ruling that frozen embryos created via IVF are "babies."

She's good at needling Trump.

She's otherwise despicable.

Kthxbye.

writermonki,
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@GottaLaff Better than Trump is a low bar to get over. It doesn’t take much to clear it. And Nikki still manages to trip herself in the attempt.

writermonki, to random
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18: Do you suffer for your art? Backaches, headaches, writers' cramps, etc.?

Eye fatigue mostly, but only when staying up late night after night. Weekend breaks help, as do walks in the park. I can suffer mild depression if I'm not working on my WIP. I can get down on myself for not dedicating time to my creative projects.

StillIRise1963, to random
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"Scabies is not the only disease that appears to be making a comeback in Rishi Sunak’s Britain. In 2022, 423 patients were admitted to English hospitals with rickets, a disease caused by lack of sunlight and inadequate levels of vitamin D. The same year, 188 people were treated for scurvy, a condition caused by not eating enough fresh fruit and vegetables, leading to a deficiency in vitamin C."

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2024/feb/18/return-of-victorian-era-diseases-to-the-uk-scabies-measles-rickets-scurvy

writermonki,
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@StillIRise1963 Bringing back traditional British diseases

ZachWeinersmith, to random
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Boomer Comic: Isn't marriage just terrible??
GenX Comic: Isn't everything just terrible??
Millennial comic: Aren't I just terrible??
GenZ comic: Have you noticed butts?

writermonki,
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@ZachWeinersmith And good butts lead to bad marriages. It’s a vicious cycle.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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I mean, technically ANY machine can become a smoke machine if you use it wrong long enough.

writermonki,
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@Mrfunkedude It's the trapped smoke that makes machines work. You let the smoke out and you have to get a new machine!

jwz, to random
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Gosh, how can I square these two things?

• If you work for Facebook, you are a part of the Trump re-election campaign. You are not only hanging out in the Nazi bar, you are STAFF at the Nazi Bar.

• Here's yet another article telling me that the Threads developers seem to be "acting in good faith", "sincere", and "very fine people".

video/mp4

writermonki,
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@jwz
It's almost like these platforms start with the goal of pleasing users until they can monetize them, then they have the goal of pleasing advertisers and investors. Many of whom are right-wing.

arstechnica, to random
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Hertz is selling 20,000 used EVs due to high repair costs

The rental car company will replace them with gasoline-powered vehicles.

https://arstechnica.com/cars/2024/01/hertz-is-selling-20000-used-evs-due-to-high-repair-costs/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

writermonki,
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@arstechnica
We'll see how this shakes out in the next few years once reporters can look at the data. What corporations report as the issue and what independent investigators find don't always match.

GottaLaff, to random
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😳FFS! Thankfully, everyone at home was safe.

“Special counsel , who is overseeing the prosecution of in two federal cases, was the target of an attempted swatting at his Maryland residence on Christmas Day.

According to two law enforcement sources, someone called 911 and said that Smith had shot his wife at the address where Smith lives.”

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/special-counsel-jack-smith-was-targeted-attempted-swatting-christmas-d-rcna132964

writermonki,
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@GottaLaff The hoax caller should be prosecuted under the laws that apply.

SirTapTap, to animals
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I am under siege

writermonki,
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@SirTapTap Nice of them to share their dinner with you!

arstechnica, to random
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writermonki,
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@arstechnica At X, we’re redefining ‘winning!’™️

arstechnica, to random
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Nothing’s iMessage app was a security catastrophe, taken down in 24 hours

Nothing promised end-to-end encryption, then stored texts publicly in plain text.

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2023/11/nothings-imessage-app-was-a-security-catastrophe-taken-down-in-24-hours/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

writermonki,
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@arstechnica So they did Nothing for message security? I guess the name was a warning.

shoq, to random
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Despite all the histories we’ve heard, I think it’s entirely plausible that @Gargron developed Mastodon because he needed a more efficient way of sharing cat pics.

writermonki,
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@shoq @Gargron
Most plausible theory I've heard so far about Mastodon's development

writermonki, to random
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AIPAC and other pro-Israel lobbying groups are planning to spend more than $100 million dollars in Democratic primary races against progressive members of Congress in 2024.
https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2023/11/squad-primary-battle-israel-gaza-pacs.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZawO8afdMu8

mike, to random
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The centralized, walled garden model naturally leads to building everything into one product, vertically integrating all features in the name of user and partner lock in. Elon's everything app is a predictable progression of this thinking.

Meanwhile the decentralized model naturally leads to many specialized products connected together to satisfy far more use cases than any one product could ever do.

It's like the web vs. AOL all over again and my money is on the web.

writermonki,
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@mike the centralized model is about forming a monopoly. Open allows for options and alternatives. It’s better for users and society.

lisamelton, to random
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I arrived on Mastodon one year ago today. Here's what I wrote to celebrate that anniversary:

https://lisamelton.net/2023/11/03/one-year-of-mastodon/

writermonki,
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@lisamelton
Mastodon don't need your stinking celebrities; we've got all the CATS!

writermonki,
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@lisamelton It was meant as more of cat joke. I tell people this thing should be called Meowstodon because it's just a PR operation run by cats. The Mastodon mascot is actually 700 cats in an elephant costume.

Alice, to random
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Gonna go out trick or treating because I'm running low on razor blades.

writermonki,
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@Alice sorry, due to a shortage of funds, I’m not using razor blades this year. Hopefully people still have uses for straight pins

MsMarvelUpdates, to Marvel
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writermonki,
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@MsMarvelUpdates great trailer!

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Only true Taylor Swift fans know this one.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

writermonki,
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@lowqualityfacts
I was upset to learn Taylor Swift had dropped "Rock US Dukakis" from 1989 at the last minute. It would've totally been a hit!

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