mikehalsey, to Windows11
@mikehalsey@mastodon.social avatar

I've finished writing the Second Edition of my new book "IT Support Handbook" for
Apress, keep an eye on booksellers as it will on sale in a few months! 😀😁

weddige, to infosec
@weddige@gruene.social avatar

I'm afraid I can't help you get back into your old social media account or email inbox. Please contact the corresponding support team.

And I might take repeated questions as an insult to my integrity.

stefano, to random
@stefano@bsd.cafe avatar

Second phone call of the day: "Help, the server is no longer reachable, and the internet connection is down! We're completely stuck!"
Knowing the location and type of their server room, I asked, "Have you sent someone to check?" They replied, "Not yet, but we're sending a colleague right away." Five minutes later, their colleague called, embarrassed: "Sorry, the cleaning staff were in the room, and to clean better, they UNPLUGGED THE SERVERS FROM THE OUTLETS (the UPS units are in another room), to lift the cables and clean better."

Problem solved 😆

VModifiedMind, to windows
@VModifiedMind@know.me.uk avatar

Why don’t you like the new Windows UI networking settings…

This is why… the new interface lies. The IP statically assigned. Old UI knows. New UI says DHCP but also shows the static IP.

New UI says DHCP when it’s clearly not.

publicvoit, to fun
@publicvoit@graz.social avatar

with a hilarious comic strip: "Have you tried rebooting the system?"

https://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2024/01/18

cooopsspace, to linux

Installing Windows for the first time in a decade for my parents.

Never before have I seen such a trash tier operating system. It doesn't even feel like you own you own computer anymore.

  • Trying to convince you to create a online Live account to use your computer.

  • Shoving junk you don't need down your throat. Pinning it all to the start menu.

  • Begging you not to download a better browser, begging you again when you change all the web defaults by hand.

  • Begging you to use OneDrive.

  • Claiming that OneDrive and an online account is a "security" feature.

  • Even the god damn Photo viewer app is full of junk now. And the most recommended alternative online is malware.

  • Doing it all again when you run a software update.

AND trying to charge you $249.99 for a HOME license on the app store for the privilege of not owning your own computer.

Long live Linux, you'll have to pry it from my cold dead hands.

Protect Your Data and Reputation with Outsourced Vulnerability Scanning Services (bobcares.com)

You know, outsourcing server management and monitoring can really help companies step up their IT game. When you work with specialized service providers, they can use their expertise to make sure your tech infrastructure runs like a well-oiled machine....

VModifiedMind, to MSP
@VModifiedMind@know.me.uk avatar

You wouldn't write a system that uses 'SELECT *'' in every call for data?

Right?

RIGHT?

You wouldn't then wonder why the **** it takes so long to load everything, when multiple users are doing queries when of the endlessly growing number of fields and rows, you need almost none of the data...

RIGHT????

And then dare to charge someone for this 'development' skill and service?

RIGHTTTTTTT?????

VModifiedMind, to apple
@VModifiedMind@know.me.uk avatar

How Monday is going with "it just works" support.

Fury, to random
@Fury@mastodon.au avatar

University computer systems that don't work. HR registration system is different to our regular UTas systems. When something goes wrong. IT support says contact HR. HR support says contact IT. I'm in corporate password hell.

MichaelPorter, to macos
@MichaelPorter@ottawa.place avatar

Did some octogenarian IT support today. Pulled out a couple of classic trouble-shooting techniques:
• Reboot (didn’t help)
• Log in as a different user and see if that account has the same problem (very useful this time!)

Pro tip going forward: Make sure the Safari “Develop” menu is disabled on your clients’ computers 😄

telan, to random

Random thought about IT support structures.

IMHO For user satisfaction, most places have it upside down.

You want your most technical people on the front line (picking up phones, replying to email, answering chat) able to resolve issues without transferring.

Let your least experienced tech go deskside. Remember, chances are that end-user has spent hours struggling with this box-that-sits-on-their-desk-making-them-question-their-intelligence. The end user is frustrated beyond belief. So, seeing a tech (even a green one) struggle and have to call in for advice will console their egos.

It's a bit of theatre, but it works.

Tekk, to random
@Tekk@allthingstech.social avatar

You know how they say don't fuck with the people who handle your food?

Well, there should be a "don't fuck with the IT team that handles your account"!

VModifiedMind, to MSP
@VModifiedMind@know.me.uk avatar

Lenovo: "we cannot find the fault"

Me: Factory the machine, put an MP4 on it, ask the built in media player to play it, it will fail.

Them: Our diagnostics says all is well

Me: Sure, but your diags don't test hardware accelerated GPU

Them: But the display is working

Me: I never said the display didn't work. Please test hardware accelerated graphics

Them: Our diagnostics says everything is fine

AAARRRGGGHHHHH

This is SO simple to replicate.

freetechproject, to technology
@freetechproject@floss.social avatar

People in England! Can you help us? Like Johnny No.5 in Short Circuit, we need input! We need as many responses as possible from as broad a range of people as possible, whether you're familiar with our delivery or not! It's crucial for our evidence of demand of online/in-person workshops. Thanks! https://cloud.freetechproject.com/apps/forms/s/d98pxAL6cRJckoZJMg7B46cA

Johnny No.5 astonishing Stephanie with his voracious appetite for input, speed-reading books in mere seconds in the film Short Circuit.

stefano, to FreeBSD
@stefano@bsd.cafe avatar

Client (a bit clumsy but positive and honest) calls: "Help! Just came back from lunch break and accidentally deleted all files on the file server!"
Me, unfazed: "Alright, besides you, who else worked on the file server during lunch break?"
Client: "No one, we were all away and I'm the first one back. Others will be back by 15:00"
Me, looking at the clock and noticing it's 14:30: "Okay, what time did you go to lunch?"
Client: "At 13:30. How long will it take to restore from the backup? Do you think we'll be able to work tomorrow?"
Me, without flinching as I type "zfs rollback *dataset-13:45-snapshot": "Done"
Client: "All the files reappeared!"
Me: "Thank , , and whoever set up automatic snapshots every 15 minutes."

pnpnerd, to VintageOSes German
@pnpnerd@rollenspiel.social avatar

Liebe und : Wie macht ihr das? Einfach und dann dort die und Images () laufen lassen oder lieber und dann mit PCI-Passthrough laufen lassen? Bei mir läuft die erste Option seit einem Jahr und bin semi-zufrieden. Würde gerne zur Proxmox Variante wechseln, weiß aber, dass das von TrueNAS nicht offiziell unterstützt wird.

VModifiedMind, to random
@VModifiedMind@know.me.uk avatar

Not everyday we test a line and get:

"DANGEROUS VOLTAGE ON LINE - HAZARDOUS TO PERSONNEL"

as the test result.

Darus, to IT

question of the day. When dealing with terminated employees, how do you get them to return equipment in a timely manner? We have that will not send even after disabling the devices and continuously communicating they need to be returned.

I see a few services cropping up that deal with this, but with a starting price of $200 per it seems a bit high.

stufromoz, to sysadmin
@stufromoz@aus.social avatar

If we are going to move away from logmein for ad hoc remote connections to customer computers to something else, (partly for $$ reasons) that is EASY for the end user to give us access, what do you recommend? It needs to be something we can set up easy access to remote users as required, while assisting said users, including users who we have not connected to before.

TeamViewer? Zoho assist? AnyDesk? I know @sylmobile got a couple of suggestions recently, that I have not found in a quick search.. It is mainly connecting to Windows PCs, occasional Macs...

lefractal, to random
@lefractal@mstdn.social avatar
TDP4, to tech

I posted on Facebook about some of my tech issues and setting up my new fileserver and I got a lot of confusion from my followers as to what I was talking about. Can you tell I rarely post tech stuff to there?

VModifiedMind, to random
@VModifiedMind@know.me.uk avatar

Monday marks 20 years since my business became Ltd. In that 20 years we’ve insisted on doing things differently to other companies. We’re still going, still profitable, still investing and have no plans to go anywhere. Many of our earliest customers are still with us.

It’s moments like this that remind me that despite how it can sometimes feel, we must be doing something right otherwise we’d never have made it 20 years.

simonzerafa, to random

Dear People,

Your buying The Wrong Thing to solve your problem, is not really my problem.

I can advise you on how to solve Your Problem (that you created) but you have to make the decision on which option to pick to solve or mitigate Your Problem.

All clear now? 🙂🤷‍♂️

simonzerafa, to random

Time for this meme to be updated also 😉🤷‍♂️

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