Well fuck. I wasn’t watching where I was stepping as I swept the roof, fell through a plastic roof panel on the patio. Saved myself on the way down, nothing serious barring a few scrapes and bruises. #lucky#stupid#cleaning#accident
Create an image that depicts a chaotic and humorous environment filled with unusual, three-dimensional shapes and objects. The setting should suggest a playful absurdity, with a sense of overflowing nonsense. These forms and figures should defy conventional understanding of dimensions, floating aimlessly and colliding in unexpected ways. The colors should be vibrant and varied, enhancing the comical and nonsensical ambiance of the picture.
I think I'm going to apply for a job at Apple. Specifically in the Maps division.
As soon as I get the job I am going to add a setting to disable Low Emission Zone warning. I might even change it to default to off given how people with iPhones tend to have newer cars which are not affected by Low Emission Zone regulations.
I’ll probably quit was soon as the change is deployed to production.
Today is the kind of day where I feel like cracking skulls together.
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WHY are so many people stupid af??? HOW? How can they be that f'n stupid and have driver's licenses and jobs??? And shoes with laces?? HOW? #life#joinin#wtf#stupid
Video of some guy using Apple Vision Pro headset WHILE IN THE DRIVERS SEAT OF A TESLA CYBERTRUCK is going around. (unsure on original source, but I will geolocate the location -- it's Lehi Utah, see followup). #cybertruck#applevisionpro#safety#tesla#badidea#stupid
#idgaf about #taylorswift or any other associated alleged multi-millionaire/billionaire/trillionaire.... #mute button getting a workout today endorsing some bitch gives nothing to the world other than #yuppie love songs & #carbondioxide and endorses rightwing fascist joe biden, yes trump is a rightwing fascist also... the #oxymorons by #swifties are proving how #daft they actually are to #politics... #smd!
As usual, I #know nothing about it, just familiar with its symbol ...
So far I have #downloaded an RSS program, #Firefox#extension and tried to make sense of them or at least use in some #relevant way ...
In chapter 99,999 of Idiots in National Parks: May I present these imbeciles: Decided the AWD on the rental Porsche SUV was okay of handle 4 wheeling in a protected area of Death Valley. Got 200 feet. (The off the books pickup they hired to pull them out also got stuck AFTER the Rangers told them they needed to supervise the removal, yet another genius move) And shockingly a BMW also got stuck as well in a different area of the park attempting the same. Should get a lifetime ban #idiots#darwinaward#stupidisasstupiddoes#stupid#deathvalleyhttps://www.yahoo.com/news/3-off-road-drivers-cited-051712978.html@ai6yr
The #stupid! It burns! Another #FoxNews host humiliates herself on her own show. First of all, #communism and #fascism are diametrically opposed systems of #government; You can't be both a #communist and a #fascist. And second, fascism is an inherently #rightwing#ideology; the left cannot be fascists. Either this girl never went to high school, or this is a shameless attempt to mislead her viewers.
Disabled people must work from home to do ‘their duty’, says UK minister
'People with mobility and mental health problems should work from home or lose benefits under new policy'
Apparently, those Tories and their friends just aren't rich enough yet, so they need more workers and a far bigger income gap between themselves and the poor. About as stupid as they ever get, and will lead obviously to worse physical and mental health.
The amount of dumbass fuckwits on here who talk shit laying false claims that one can't be antifascist whilst hating netanyahoo's nazi fascist rightwing genocidal regime is fucking hilarious... comedy gold. You poor fucking idiots.
#book#banned#stupid#alabama
Can't make this stuff up. The tyranny of the mob is in full force. Of course it's a southern state. In this case, the backasswards state of Alabama.
Children's book put on watch list in Alabama because its author's last name is 'Gay'
Glue