slcw, to FoxNews
@slcw@newsie.social avatar

The ! It burns! Another host humiliates herself on her own show. First of all, and are diametrically opposed systems of ; You can't be both a and a . And second, fascism is an inherently ; the left cannot be fascists. Either this girl never went to high school, or this is a shameless attempt to mislead her viewers.

https://www.rawstory.com/rachel-campos-duffy-communists-2666425388

ai6yr, (edited ) to random
@ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org avatar

Today's tip: don't jump up and down on a rusty bit of fence when wearing Crocs. Now, the question is when was the last time I got a tetanus shot from doing dumb things in the backyard (most certainly within 10 years, probably within 5 years... or do I just go get boosted for the NEXT TIME I do something ? Update: got the booster, which was fully covered by insurance, just because.)

ai6yr, (edited ) to TeslaMotors
@ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org avatar

Video of some guy using Apple Vision Pro headset WHILE IN THE DRIVERS SEAT OF A TESLA CYBERTRUCK is going around. (unsure on original source, but I will geolocate the location -- it's Lehi Utah, see followup).

iamcanehdian, to science

Accurate. The resurgence of a disease we got rid of lays squarely on the shoulders of idiots.

nando161, to music
@nando161@kolektiva.social avatar

Not following Tom Morello after he endorsed Alice "terf/christofascist" Cooper... what a fucking nutjob!

These fucking ...

cvvhrn, to random
@cvvhrn@sfba.social avatar

In chapter 99,999 of Idiots in National Parks: May I present these imbeciles: Decided the AWD on the rental Porsche SUV was okay of handle 4 wheeling in a protected area of Death Valley. Got 200 feet. (The off the books pickup they hired to pull them out also got stuck AFTER the Rangers told them they needed to supervise the removal, yet another genius move) And shockingly a BMW also got stuck as well in a different area of the park attempting the same. Should get a lifetime ban https://www.yahoo.com/news/3-off-road-drivers-cited-051712978.html @ai6yr

Some_Emo_Chick, to Funny
@Some_Emo_Chick@mastodon.social avatar

Clearly fake Taylor Swift CIA training photos posted or "leaked" online. Confirming conspiracy theorists fears that they fall for anything

Some_Emo_Chick, to news
@Some_Emo_Chick@mastodon.social avatar

LG's New Instant Coffee Machine Mixes Two Pods, Generates Twice the Trash, and its Nasa-inspired design looks like the Apollo lunar lander is relieving itself in your coffee cup.

https://gizmodo.com/lgs-new-instant-coffee-machine-mixes-two-pods-and-gener-1850658867

davidshq, to random
@davidshq@hachyderm.io avatar

I think I've said this before...

but does anyone else pretty one day and pretty the next?

sometimes the dumb goes on for a few days, sometimes the smart.

sometimes it flips multiple times in a single day. 😂

imho, this is significantly intensified by my career ().

I don't recall feeling remotely as stupid when I was working in systems.

Or when I led a non-technical .

melroy, to twitter
@melroy@kbin.melroy.org avatar

When will twitter.com redirect to x.com instead of x.com to twitter.com? Give a date.

Let me know below, who whoever is closest wins X.

#x

bloodravenlib, to random
@bloodravenlib@mas.to avatar

TBH, I am just sad the orca did not kill this asshole showing a "shocking and stupid attitude".

>Man fined after attempt to "body slam" orca in New Zealand https://www.cbsnews.com/news/man-body-slam-orca-new-zealand/

j, to random

The best thing that could happen is Peacock going bankrupt by January.

https://www.nfl.com/news/peacock-becomes-home-of-first-ever-exclusive-live-streamed-nfl-playoff-game

originlbookgirl, to Life
@originlbookgirl@mastodon.online avatar

Today is the kind of day where I feel like cracking skulls together.
💀💀
WHY are so many people stupid af??? HOW? How can they be that f'n stupid and have driver's licenses and jobs??? And shoes with laces?? HOW?

mintyfresh, to ethelcain
@mintyfresh@mastodon.social avatar


Can't make this stuff up. The tyranny of the mob is in full force. Of course it's a southern state. In this case, the backasswards state of Alabama.

Children's book put on watch list in Alabama because its author's last name is 'Gay'

https://www.rawstory.com/alabama-book-ban-2665830230/

Some_Emo_Chick, to tech
@Some_Emo_Chick@mastodon.social avatar

Reddit introduces Chucky Cheese Tokens, sorry Redditcoins, because of course they were going to do that.

https://www.reddit.com/community-points/documentation/introduction

GhastlyRune, to art

Me, walking around my apartment complex like some big shot because my dog poops on command

lobster2, to RSS

Dear Friends of RSS,

In my to be a -Nerd, I am trying to use . It seems a good way of and relevant to me rather than , or biased social media?

As usual, I nothing about it, just familiar with its symbol ...
So far I have an RSS program, and tried to make sense of them or at least use in some way ...

I may be too to use the interneti-neti:

cynblogger, to mastodon
@cynblogger@sfba.social avatar

Re-re-re-watching “Silicon Valley” while reading the Fediverse about Eloon & birdsite is a lot like playing ping pong by yourself, using your head as the ball.

How smart is a billionaire who loses $44 (3commas) in a year?



NAB, to random
@NAB@mastodon.me.uk avatar

Aaaaargh. d'Oh, d'Oh, d'Oh.
Next time, use ">>" and NOT ">" when trying to append to /etc/fstab.

Jakra, to random
@Jakra@aus.social avatar

Well fuck. I wasn’t watching where I was stepping as I swept the roof, fell through a plastic roof panel on the patio. Saved myself on the way down, nothing serious barring a few scrapes and bruises.

funhouseradio, to Funny
@funhouseradio@mastodon.world avatar
masterdon1312, to TaylorSwift
@masterdon1312@mastodon.social avatar

about or any other associated alleged multi-millionaire/billionaire/trillionaire.... button getting a workout today endorsing some bitch gives nothing to the world other than love songs & and endorses rightwing fascist joe biden, yes trump is a rightwing fascist also... the by are proving how they actually are to ... !

anders, to apple
@anders@mastodon.cyborch.com avatar

I think I'm going to apply for a job at Apple. Specifically in the Maps division.

As soon as I get the job I am going to add a setting to disable Low Emission Zone warning. I might even change it to default to off given how people with iPhones tend to have newer cars which are not affected by Low Emission Zone regulations.

I’ll probably quit was soon as the change is deployed to production.

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