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Selena, to random Dutch
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The fastest growing group of homeless people are female retirees:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nWtK-7Uvvs8&si=8EdNv3y7XQoaHcsC

Selena, to random Dutch
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Male doctor: you might feel a little pressure
Female patient: cries out in pain
Male doctor: stop it silly goose, my textbook said the vagina region cannot feel any pain ever, which I took as truth instead of a potentially horrifying insight into the sex-life of the guy who wrote that
https://youtube.com/shorts/7Ersjx2XcyU?si=yG7oJCHjBrWxMpST

shoq, to random
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Outside the Fort Lauderdale courthouse earlier, was a small Palestinian demonstration. One was chanting “Palestinians need ‘their’ land back.”

I asked him if he understood that that’s how many Jews have felt for about 20 centuries. He started screaming at me, called me a “Jew-loving fascist” who was “ignorant of history.”

That sort of blithering isn’t helpful.

Selena,
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@shoq
Even the holy books paint the Jews as (repeated) immigrants to Israel rather than natives.
F.i. Abraham came from Ur in mesopotamia.

eo, to actuallyautistic
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"high functioning autism" is basically bulimia for executive functioning.
What do you think about this analogy, @actuallyautistic?

Selena,
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@melindrea @filmfreak75 @eo @actuallyautistic
I see it as the difference between 'went to university' versus 'cannot read'.
In my view it is a somewhat useful distinction because in the recent past all autistic boys were automatically lumped into the 'stupid' category. And thus denied a chance to sit for national exams and get the education they wanted (this also happened to children in a wheelchair or with cancer: all lumped in with the 'slow' children)

Selena, to random Dutch
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$20/h, must have PhD 💀

nedraggett, to random
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I'm not pulling any punches here: one of the most evil, mendacious and destructive people of modern American history has died and I for one will shed no tears. Neither should anybody. (Gift link.) https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/12/us/bennett-braun-dead.html?unlocked_article_code=1.k00.CzpX.eCzVzIeqS8Oy&smid=url-share

Selena,
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@nedraggett
A devastating witch-hunt, with zero concerns for the victims.
Feuled by the idea of 'new methods from modern psychology'
He caused so much misery.

Selena, to random Dutch
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Israel to Iran: I dare you to attack me and force my allies to support me
Iran:

mraharrison, to actuallyautistic
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@actuallyautistic Late diagnosed here, last year aged 55. I'm remembering stuff from my life and going "ah, that makes sense" a lot. An example is when I was accused of skipping school(I was waiting for my Dad to pick me up for an appointment, with permission) and I just meekly took a telling off from the Head of House because I didn't have the words to tell her she was wrong.

Selena,
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@mraharrison @arisummerland @actuallyautistic
I've always sought out situations where I was above-average smart: that way someone else would be asking the questions that I didn't want to ask
(Of course I knew it's not a great way to learn or a great way to communicate)
With experience and trust I've gotten a little better at asking questions, but that means I'm still pretty bad at it.

RickiTarr, to random
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Oh, but Paul, jazz is a destructive force!

Selena,
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@RickiTarr
Old people: that's just stupid noise, but I'll embrace any narrative that links it to young people having sex

Young people: 🎵📻🎶💃👯🕺

Future people: this is soooo cool. I wish I was alive a century ago 🎶🥲

fkamiah17, to random
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A tin of crushed pineapple, a packet of marshmallows and a hefty dose of pistachio dust and this delicious Georgia salad could be yours for lunch. 🤮
Optional extra: an entire tub of "whipped topping", whateverthefuck that is.
Americans: shut up about beans on toast forever.

Selena,
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@researchbuzz @lexicaleigh @fkamiah17
The same time when everybody smoked and couldn't taste a thing? 🤔

RickiTarr, to random
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Tell me a silly/funny childhood story!

I'll start:

One time in Sunday School, the teacher was talking about the difference between humans and animals, and mentioned that Animals had Tails and humans didn't. I let her know this was not true, because my Dad had a tail, just in the front, instead of the back. The teacher was silent for several seconds, and tried to correct me in a church appropriate way, but I doubled down, and insisted that my little brothers also had front tails too. This got so heated that the teacher had to go get my parents to take me out of Sunday School.

Selena,
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@RickiTarr
So they believed apes to be human?

aronow, to random
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This morning I found out 76% of women report using less due to harassment and “tinder-like messages”.

WTF

Selena,
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@cy @eyrea
Seems that doing very female-coded activities gets you labeled as gay.
So, like, do the activity if it genuinely interests you, but being surrounded by women might give you less dates than you assume 🤷

fkamiah17, to UKpolitics
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Caledonian separatism? Is he trying to paint Scotland as a terrorist state?

Selena,
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@geomannie @Lassielmr @fkamiah17
He may be a loon, but gotta say, ID cards really aren't that bad.
In Europe there was a bit of 'just like Hitler' when we first got them, then a few years of police thinking double price if they ticketed someone for something else and they didn't have an ID card on them, but nowadays it's just another card next to your debitcard and public-transport card.
Afaic an effective government needs to know where people live and work 🤷

Selena, to random Dutch
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Move along folks. Just another story about the economy doing great, lots of profit for companies.
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/stellantis-uses-mandatory-remote-day-225053112.html

hosford42, to actuallyautistic
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Requirements to put in a job description to discourage or filter out autistic people:

  • Comfortable with ambiguity
  • Strong people skills
  • Good culture fit
  • Multitasking
  • A fast-paced dynamic environment
  • Bachelor's degree or better

I see these things and think you don't want my >30 years of programming and machine learning experience, or my problem-solving skills and comprehensive knowledge that had people mistaking me for one of the team's PhDs, or my solutions that have proven patent-worthy. Your loss.


@actuallyautistic
@neurodivergence

Selena,
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@hosford42 @actuallyautistic @neurodivergence
For me it is mostly about using terms like 'people person' or 'team-player' as filler-words that they think apply to basically everyone.
Please put them in the description if they really are qualities you are looking for, but don't put them in just to stretch word-count.

RickiTarr, to random
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Getting tired of being a bipedal, please give me other options.

Selena,
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@RickiTarr
Be a backpack. Remember how much fun it was when you were 2 years old

dgar, to random
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The truth is out there.

Anybody got the URL?

Selena,
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@dgar
Lies.com

dgar, to random
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Why is 6 afraid of 7?

It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.

Selena,
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msquebanh, to gardening
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These are the 2 pots of that I use as - the others I don't harvest for cooking. Those ones are split & put into different garden areas. If you enjoy asparagus & endives - you'll enjoy cooking & eating young hosta shoots too. They taste similar to those veggies.

Young hostas, with new green shoots about to emerge.

Selena,
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@msquebanh Sounds like a plant that would be nice in my garden. Thanks for the idea.

Selena, to random Dutch
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Selena, to random Dutch
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@nerd4cities is picking a fight with pickup truck guys and I'm here for it 💪
https://nebula.tv/videos/citynerd-pickup-truck-guy-a-brief-psychoanalysis/

pvonhellermannn, to Massachusetts
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“In a drastic attempt to protect their beachfront homes, residents in Salisbury, Massachusetts, invested $500,000 in a sand dune to defend against encroaching tides. After being completed last week, the barrier made from 14,000 tons of sand lasted just 72 hours before it was completely washed away”

https://www.thedailybeast.com/dollar500k-dune-designed-to-protect-massachusetts-homes-last-just-3-days

Selena,
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@pvonhellermannn
The Netherlands used to have privately funded dikes. Turns out that leaving protection to people who just want to protect their own property at the cheapest possible cost is not a great idea.

RickiTarr, to random
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Why do you think so many people are obsessed with murder?

Selena,
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@Jennifer @notroot @RickiTarr
Good points.

In shows like Poirot or Elementary or CSI or hundreds of other murder-of-the-week shows the reason that it has to be murder is because that creates a sense of great urgency and allows for some rule-bending: what's a little burglary or emotional manipulation when Rick Castle has to solve a murder

In the real world I think it quickly becomes distasteful to speculate about a gruesome crime with only the limited clues the podcast gives you.

Wen, (edited ) to cycling
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The trailer has finally given up the ghost, so it was a hard packing & piling return from the local town after my morning ride. Needless to say, everyone else was asleep, although the dug woke up to remind me that I needed to provide coffee PDQ in the bedroom and then take him out (again!)

Selena,
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@Wen
I hope the thin saddle and the uncovered bike-chain were a choice and not a financial necessity: it looks pretty uncomfortable from the picture 😟

Selena,
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@LillyHerself @Wen
Depends on the roads: if they aren't great (new asfalt everywhere) a trailer is probably better

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