me: okay cats, here's your supper
CAT ONE: WHAT ABOUT TREATS
Me: you've already had treats
CAT ONE: WE'VE HAD ONE HELPING, YES. WHAT ABOUT SECOND TREATS
me: ...
CAT TWO: I DONT THINK SHE KNOWS ABOUT SECOND TREATS
Doots is a bit like the Martha Stewart of cats: very prim and proper, enjoys the finest domestic commodities, rather good looking, but also known to do crimes.