syntaxseed, to business
@syntaxseed@phpc.social avatar

Overheard 2 businessmen discussing corporate office changes so that employees "won't feel like just a cog in a machine."

They came up with these 'great' strategies:

  • Rearrange the cubicles
  • Art on the walls
  • Seat managers closer to employees
  • More team fun events

Notably not discussed:

  • More pay
  • Profit sharing
  • More ownership of decisions & input
  • Recognition of employee successes
  • More PTO and/or work-life flexibility
  • WFH options

Good luck guys! 😆

etcetera, to HR French
@etcetera@c.im avatar

Savoureuse blague au sujet du Management par Indicateurs de Performance Quantitatifs .😹

Blague sur le management par Indicateurs de performance quantitatifs

jbzfn, to hiring
@jbzfn@mastodon.social avatar

👻 Job boards are still rife with 'ghost jobs'. What's the point? - BBC

「 More than 40% of hiring managers said they list jobs they aren't actively trying to fill to give the impression that the company is growing. A similar share said the job listings are made to motivate employees, while 34% said the jobs are posted to placate overworked staff who may be hoping for additional help to be brought on 」

https://www.bbc.com/worklife/article/20240315-ghost-jobs-digital-job-boards

#JobSearch #Recruiting #Hiring #HR

AndiMann, to WFH
@AndiMann@masto.ai avatar
kagan, to random
@kagan@wandering.shop avatar

I always wonder if the people who write job postings realize that "fast-paced, dynamic environment" sounds like code for "chaotic, messy workplace with loads of pressure". I feel like some of them think it sounds cool, and so they put it in, even when the workplace actually has things under control. But I see it and I think, "Do I even want to apply there?" — and I'm sure I'm not the only one.

ajsadauskas,
@ajsadauskas@aus.social avatar

@joannaholman @hakirsch @kagan Here's a few more common ones:

"Fun work environment" <- Our CEO or loves talking at the staff during our monthly in-office afternoon tea. You better have a damned good excuse not to attend the "fun"!

"Tasks include report writing" <- The CEO is too dumb to find the sales figures in our CRM system. You'll need to regularly, manually copy and paste them into a pretty PowerPoint slide deck that he'll probably never look at.

"Multitasking" <- We'll make you do the work of three people.

"Fast-paced" "tight deadlines" <- We overload you with tasks with unreasonable deadlines. There's no way you can get this project completed and signed off by everyone before the end of the week. We'll expect you to have it done by the end of the hour.

"Managing offsite teams" <- We outsourced our business processes overseas. You'll have to clean up the mess.

"Staying on top of market trends" <- Our CEO looks at the ways other companies in our industry enshittify their products or gouge their customers and says "let's do that too"!

"Agile work environment" <- You'll be micromanaged using daily standup meetings, JIRA, and kanban boards.

"Engaging with consultants" <- The CEO is being paid a five-figure salary to play Solitaire on his PC. Actual management decisions have been outsourced to KPMG. You have to deal with them.

"Some manual data entry" <- All the data is already in our core business systems. Unfortunately, management decided it was too expensive to pay for a Zappier integration to move it into our e-commerce platform, or for enough IT staff to set it up. So you'll need to input it manually, or else everything breaks. We'll hold you personally accountable for any errors.

"Supporting legacy applications" <- Our critical core business systems were originally written for a VAX machine and a Z80 system running CP/M. The people who wrote them are long dead. There's 40 years of cruft code. None of it was documented. They somehow sort of interface with the obsolete SAP and Oracle systems we picked up through a long-forgotten merger.

Data integration? Well, Anne from admin uses a Visual Basic front end to manually download a spreadsheet, which she then uploads into a Salesforce system that some of our departments switched over to during a failed IT transformation project 10 years ago.

Oh, and some of our backups are on Bernoulli disks in the cupboard. If by chance you see a working OS/2 machine pop up on eBay, make sure you bid for it.

Oh, and if there's any downtime, your job's on the line.

#HR #work #capitalism #business #working #management #economy #economics #hiring

MJCarty, to HR
@MJCarty@mastodon.social avatar

‘HR is not your friend’: why frustrated workers are hiring reps of their own


https://www.theguardian.com/money/2024/apr/03/human-resources-hr-departments-us-workers

BenjaminHCCarr, to OpenAI
@BenjaminHCCarr@hachyderm.io avatar

’s Is ’s Dream Tool. Tests Show There’s
Asked to rank 1,000 times, GPT favored names from some more than others, it would fail benchmarks used to assess against protected groups.This simple workflow, isolated names as source of in GPT that could affect . Interviews and experiment show using for /hiring pose serious risk: automated at scale
https://www.bloomberg.com/graphics/2024-openai-gpt-hiring-racial-discrimination/?accessToken=eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJzb3VyY2UiOiJTdWJzY3JpYmVyR2lmdGVkQXJ0aWNsZSIsImlhdCI6MTcwOTg1NjE0OCwiZXhwIjoxNzEwNDYwOTQ4LCJhcnRpY2xlSWQiOiJTQTA1Q1FUMEFGQjQwMCIsImJjb25uZWN0SWQiOiI2NDU1MEM3NkRFMkU0QkM1OEI0OTI5QjBDQkIzRDlCRCJ9.MdkSGC3HMwwUYtltWq6WxWg3vULNeCTJcjacB-DNi8k

jbzfn, to digitalnomad
@jbzfn@mastodon.social avatar

🏝️ US Tech Cannot Comprehend the Digital Nomad Way of Life - The New Stack

「 digital nomads are NOT “working” in another country, they’re “visiting” another country while “remote working”. Not using the words “visiting” or “remote” when conducting legal inquiries is often the difference between legal or illegal 」

https://thenewstack.io/us-tech-cannot-comprehend-the-digital-nomad-way-of-life/

cdarwin, to HR
@cdarwin@c.im avatar

‘HR is not your friend’: why frustrated workers are hiring reps of their own

Many US employees don’t trust their departments, and instead turn to independent services for help with or issues

https://www.theguardian.com/money/2024/apr/03/human-resources-hr-departments-us-workers?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

osjobhub, to opensource
@osjobhub@fosstodon.org avatar

Featured jobs at @openuk : Unbiased database experts, is seeking a SaaS Front-End Developer and candidates for dozens of technical and non-technical roles. Check out all the positions now on https://opensourcejobhub.com/company/339/

bmarne, to ukteachers
@bmarne@fediscience.org avatar

Very happy to attend to @imarfisi (Accreditation to supervise students) defense!

You can attend online (switch off your cam' and mic'):

https://lium.univ-lemans.fr/hdr-iza-marfisi/

@edutooters
@sgeorge @siksal
@lpoisson

OrionKidder, to HR
@OrionKidder@mas.to avatar

I realized something today. I think HR departments exist to pretend to offer the same protections to employees as a union would. That is, HR's job is to give the impression you don't need a union while of course not providing the actual protections of one.

ronaldsvilcins, to programming Dutch
@ronaldsvilcins@mastodon.social avatar
JGibbard, to HR

3 things we need to stop doing in recruiting and talent acquisition. Part 1: seeing employment gaps as red flags. 🚩🚩🚩

Video about 3 things we need to change in talent acquisition.

JGibbard, (edited ) to ADHD

3 things we need to stop doing in recruiting and talent acquisition. Part 2: Interview Questions that put some people at a disadvantage

Let's all take a step towards making talent acquisition more equitable for everyone and stop using situational interview questions. These questions can disadvantage people with cognitive differences, and we need to find a better way!

gtbarry, to infosec
@gtbarry@mastodon.social avatar

The Clop ransomware gang issued an ultimatum with a June 14 deadline in a recent large-scale hack of payroll data

The Clop group has been blamed for the breach that saw payroll data of more than 100,000 staff stolen at firms including the BBC, British Airways and high street pharmacy Boots

https://www.securityweek.com/hackers-issue-ultimatum-over-payroll-data-breach/

Windspeaker, to politics
@Windspeaker@mstdn.ca avatar

“Despite these difficulties that I have encountered as national chief, as the first woman, I've never flinched.”

Assembly of First Nations National Chief RoseAnne Archibald is once more fighting to retain her position as head the national organization.

The AFN is holding a Special Chiefs Assembly June 28 where a recommendation from the AFN executive to remove Archibald from her position will be voted on.

https://windspeaker.com/news/windspeaker-news/national-chief-archibald-continues-battle-over-human-resources-investigation

Garwboy, to Podcast
@Garwboy@ohai.social avatar

Why does this thing exist? (Podcast)

Episode 78: "Throbbing Spreadsheet - The Second Annual Report"

https://shows.acast.com/why-does-this-thing-exist-podcast/episodes/episode-78-throbbing-spreadsheet-the-second-annual-report-wi

Once again, we begin our year with a thorough assessment of our podcasting output, from Podcast HR rep. Dave Steele

Admin has never been so chaotic!

DigitalNaiv, to HR German
@DigitalNaiv@mastodon.social avatar

"Man muss davon ausgehen, dass es in der -Programmdirektion Leute gibt, die die Dimension der Proteste nicht einschätzen können oder wollen. Anders scheint das beim zu sein, der am Montag um 20.15 Uhr bei "Hessenschau Extra" 25 Minuten zeigte, "warum die jetzt auf die Straße gehen".
... , war das Regionalfernsehen, wie es sein soll. Akteure und Betroffene, vor allem in kleineren Orten, wurden in den Mittelpunkt gestellt. - @altpapier https://www.mdr.de/altpapier/das-altpapier-3516.html

adelinej, to Autism French
@adelinej@thecanadian.social avatar

Amazing ressource by @mykola to share widely.

“This is a guide for recruiters, managers and HR professionals who want to better understand how to interview, hire and manage Autistic individuals. A lot of Autistic needs tend to run counter to established paradigms of professionalism, and a lot of work environments can end up being hostile to Autistic sensory experiences.”

https://coda.io/@mykola-bilokonsky/public-neurodiversity-support-center/creating-an-autistic-friendly-workplace-95

historyofpunkrock, to punk
@historyofpunkrock@sfba.social avatar

41 years ago
Henry Rollins and HR, backstage at the Whisky a Go Go after a Bad Brains show, West Hollywood, August 1982

Photo by Glen E. Friedman

PrivacyDigest, to HR
@PrivacyDigest@mas.to avatar

Personal data stolen in cyber-attack appears for sale online | | The Guardian

group claims responsibility for and has posted images from library’s files

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2023/nov/22/personal-data-stolen-in-british-library-cyber-attack-appears-for-sale-online

alexapagliuca, to HR

Lamb of God frontman Randy Blythe, also a talented photographer, is selling affordable prints he took of legendary Bad Brains singer, H.R., to help his friend out with medical expenses related to an ongoing condition ("SUNCT headaches, similar to cluster headaches, also known as 'suicide syndrome'). According to Blythe's IG: "To purchase a print, go HR’s IG page @therealofficialhr and click the link in the bio. That will take you to his online store." Photo of H.R. by D. Randall Blythe.

salixsericea, to HR
@salixsericea@mastodon.social avatar

Want to know how the helped to undermine Americans' feeling that no health insurance/ruinous costs, zero paid vacation time, zero maternity leave are God given freedoms?

I worked in at one of the outposts of the . One of our jobs was to familiarize US mil and civilian supervisors with the labor laws of the host country.

The effects on 20-something junior US personnel from some backwater state were nothing but stunning.

...🧵

historyofpunkrock, to punk
@historyofpunkrock@sfba.social avatar

41 years ago
Old punk rock photos in color

Probably the most famous photo of the Bad Brains, taken by the legendary Glen E. Friedman. HR with the Bad Brains, CBGB, December 1982.

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