JoeUchill, to random
@JoeUchill@mastodon.social avatar

Can I use gasoline to cook spaghetti faster?

MugsysRapSheet,
@MugsysRapSheet@mastodon.social avatar

@xs4me2 @JoeUchill
I've been saying for decades:

"Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity."

Deus, to ai
@Deus@charcha.cc avatar

Damn good! Great animation, fantastic story, and a very cool concept - jailbreaking robots, database of all these robots etc. One could wonder if ChatGPT would evolve like the robots in this movie. 4.5 stars

sfwrtr, to ai
@sfwrtr@eldritch.cafe avatar

The earliest instance of a generative AI image from the 15th century. Note only the four fingers and the exaggerated index finger. Obviously no understanding of human anatomy!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manicule#/media/File:Manicule_hand_drawn_from_15th_century.png

RustyBertrand, to ai
@RustyBertrand@vivaldi.net avatar

Google says to eat one rock a day to help with digestion.

I no longer need pockets.

ben, to ai
@ben@werd.social avatar

"It’s simply too early to get into bed with the companies that trained their models on professional content without permission and have no compelling case for how they will help build the news business." https://werd.io/view/6650ad27ca5e257d7d0600f2

sjvn, to ai
@sjvn@mastodon.social avatar

Logz's AI Chatbot Makes Your Observability Tools Smart(er)" https://devops.com/logz-ios-ai-chatbot-makes-your-observability-tools-smarter/ by @sjvn

Everyone is adding to their applications, but Logz's IQ Assistant actually helps you make sense of your application's logs.

hypolite, to ai

Technology in fictional dystopias:

  • Interoperable
  • Reliable
  • Energy-efficient

Technology promised in reality, mainly :

  • Proprietary
  • Inaccurate by design
  • Energy hog

Not even the most pessimist science-fiction authors imagined how bad tech would turn out in their future.

tinderness, to ai German
@tinderness@swiss.social avatar

Wieder einen neuen Begriff gelernt: für generated Google Search.

SirTapTap, to random
@SirTapTap@mastodon.social avatar

I'm sure they're so glad they paid 6-8 figures for Reddit data

SirTapTap,
@SirTapTap@mastodon.social avatar
SirTapTap,
@SirTapTap@mastodon.social avatar

it's so funny (maddening) how we're 3 years into this crap and we still get some of the worst "writing" ever even in actually funny bits like this

"a genderqueer gender nonconforming sibling (???) who has escaped the gender binary"

8th grade report page limit ass writing

thomasapowell, to ai
@thomasapowell@fosstodon.org avatar

If I want to get the American right all wild about accuracy I'll point out that giving Chat GPT 4o the task to estimate Bronx Rally crowd size (they claim 25k) but the AI has a different thought (< 5k)

Enalys, to ai French
@Enalys@mastodon.zergy.net avatar

Remember that a good AI should just be here to remind you:

  • Your appointments.
  • The birthday of your loved ones.
  • Drink water.
  • Touch grass.

gtbarry, to journalism
@gtbarry@mastodon.social avatar

Sam Altman's OpenAI signs content agreement with News Corp

OpenAI has signed a deal that will give it access to content from some of the biggest news publications owned by media conglomerate News Corp

https://www.reuters.com/technology/sam-altmans-openai-signs-content-agreement-with-news-corp-2024-05-22/

SteveThompson, to ai
@SteveThompson@mastodon.social avatar

This generation will experience the full brunt of propaganda capable of being wielded by AI.

"China's latest AI chatbot is trained on President Xi"

https://abcnews.go.com/Technology/wireStory/chinas-latest-ai-chatbot-trained-president-xi-jinpings-110540450

"Jinping's political ideology
China’s latest artificial intelligence chatbot is trained on President Xi Jinping’s doctrine in a stark reminder of the ideological parameters that Chinese AI models should abide by"

drahardja, to ai
@drahardja@sfba.social avatar

So a German magazine decided to run an “interview” with Michael Schumacher, in which Schumacher’s “responses” were fabulations generated entirely by .

The real Michael Schumacher sustained a brain injury in 2013 and has not recovered.

The Schumacher family sued the magazine and won a settlement. But the fact that this story ran at all is beyond dumbfounding.

https://www.thedrive.com/news/michael-schumachers-family-gets-settlement-after-fake-ai-interview

alexskunz, to photography
@alexskunz@mas.to avatar
jbzfn, to ai
@jbzfn@mastodon.social avatar

"The vision is that there will be a... Jarvis assistant in your phone that locks you into their ecosystem so hard that you'll never leave," Jenson continued, referencing the superpowered AI assistant in Marvel comics that can make meals for Iron Man and help him fight bad guys. "That vision is pure catnip. The fear is that they can't afford to let someone else get there first."

https://futurism.com/the-byte/google-strategist-slams-ai-greed

ceoln, to ai
@ceoln@qoto.org avatar
cory, to tech
@cory@social.lol avatar

📝: Your new tool will be used in the worst possible way https://coryd.dev/posts/2024/your-new-tool-will-be-used-in-the-worst-possible-way/

herr_irrtum, to ai

: Tracks that stand out (in my opinion) 1/4

I am just a human with an opinion. However I also host a music radio show. I know if a song is good or not, independent of which genre it is.
Of course, I also have my own taste. I.e. I'm not interested in anything trying to cling on mainstream, anything where polish ("production quality") is higher than substance (to be honest, production quality is the last thing that matters to me).
So this is a list which meets this criteria. A lot of good tracks are already left out, because others I did find even better. Maybe, if I would have time to listen again in a reversed order, I may have favored another track then and when.
I'm sorry if you feel you should be included here. You probably are, and I'm to blame. I mean it!
Anyway – this list really deals with a lot of different Genres and is meant as a help for anyone who doesn't have time to listen to all tracks, to anyone who knows how unfair that is (because lots of artists are left out) and to anyone having an "off mainstream" taste.

[RUGG] Grandios Roy Orbison country including a real banjo, if my ears don't deceive me. Rich composition, lots of structure (much more than just an ABAB scheme), text mentions "die nmi!" - my real musician handle (right? RIGHT?) - how couldn't I just love it (!!) ?
• Track link: https://fedivision.party/#RUGG
• Artist: @sknob

[UDIL] High production standards (multiband compression to the max, arrrrgh) which makes me skeptical (also Euro Dance style. Really? In 2024?) But damn, there is substance and boy, it grooves. Pretty sure the female singer is a sample, as it always repeats. I was once criticized for using such a sample instead of something original back in the 90s in a competition and that's why I wont complain here. I just... mention this :)
• Track link: https://fedivision.party/#UDIL
• Artist link(s): @yours_truly

[MOUL] YEAHhhhh!! Dirty electric Cyber tech(no) with a french vibe. Totally a candidate for my Radio Irrtum! Show! A candidate I said. Nothing is decided yet, but I don't claim this without reason. Moule by the way did also a fantastic review session of a lot of tracks very early on at his fediverse account! Thank you, Moule, you crazy horse (or whatever that animal is)!
• Track link: https://fedivision.party/#MOUL
• Artist link(s): @MOULE

[Side note:]
When I am looking forward to find out who the female singer of a track is, and then find out it's just an . Then nope. Totally nope. Especially when you are a male musician: Don't abuse my remaining male hormones like this! I hear a beautiful woman, I expect a beautiful woman, not a filthy male with his AI. Screw all this!

1/4

zeldman, to ai
@zeldman@front-end.social avatar

Google’s AI Overviews feature delivers wrong answers faster than ever.

https://www.theverge.com/2024/5/23/24162896/google-ai-overview-hallucinations-glue-in-pizza

aral, to ai
@aral@mastodon.ar.al avatar

Google: you should trust us because we’re the most intelligent people on earth.

Also Google: Eat rocks! Put glue on your pizza! Fight a snake for your PhD!

🤪

#SiliconValley #BigTech #AI #billionaires #trillionDollarCompanies #WeSoSmart #surveillance #capitalism #peopleFarming

eleeper, to ai
@eleeper@mastodon.social avatar

MT VOID : Comments on ; letters of comment on women authors of the past , word use and mis-use; book comments on of on http://leepers.us/mtvoid/VOID0524.htm from @eleeper and Tagged @scifi

davemark, to apple
@davemark@mastodon.social avatar

Two things:

  1. My watch wants to call 911 when I am drumming (looks like you've taken a fall)

  2. Was watching a movie, Siri suddenly piped up wanting to call the suicide prevention hotline. No idea the context, can't reproduce.

Sprinkle some into the mix, the future is going to be wild.

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