stux, to random
@stux@mstdn.social avatar

Hey, stop scrolling! :nkoSmirk:

psiie,
Alice, (edited ) to random
@Alice@beige.party avatar

Whenever I say anything negative about myself, my husband asks me to say three nice things about myself, so here is what we have for today:

(1) I’m sometimes funny
(2) I care about shit
(3) My ears are proportionate to my face

If you’re up to it, please comment with three nice things about yourself.

SaltyMonk,
@SaltyMonk@mastodon.online avatar

@Alice

  1. I'm a good listener.
  2. I can bake very good bread.
  3. I accept people the way they are and find something interesting about them.


Chrishallbeck, to random
@Chrishallbeck@mastodon.social avatar

I want to rock and roll all night*
And party every day**
*go to sleep at a sensible hour
**maybe also sleep in a bit

dragfyre,
@dragfyre@mastodon.sandwich.net avatar
shauny, to random

One of my greatest ideas was these mugs.

At work, remembering who has what in their drink and not getting them mixed up was becoming an issue. So I thought: personalised mugs with drinks orders on the side! They were awesome and my colleague did the avatars ☺️

Back of the mug. It has icons for drink choices: Milk: soya Herbal tea: peppermint Coffee: black, no sugar Shop drink: soya cappuccino

glennmagusharvey,
@glennmagusharvey@sakurajima.moe avatar
cadey, to random
@cadey@pony.social avatar

memetest86

kkarhan, (edited )

@foone @cadey tho a #Memetest86 program would be nice...

Basically #wholesome #computing #memes that test #video and #audio modes of hardware - like #cowsay on MDA, XKCD on Hercules, ... Johntron "Why would you do that?" on Speaker, AdLib, COVOX Speech Thing /Disney Sound Source, SoundBlaster, MIDI, ...

That would be cool...

Ideally also with a routine to test said hardware and save the working configs (Ports, IRQ & DMA) in a text file.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBsv-jRiIT8&t=636s via @rasteri

SirTapTap, to Cats
@SirTapTap@mastodon.social avatar

these are the same cat in the same spot on the same day under slightly different lighting and sitting conditions.

how

what are cats

a floofy boi laying down with narrow eyes

patrickworld, to random
@patrickworld@mastodon.online avatar

There’s a lady in my office building who has an uncanny resemblance to a lady I used to work with at another office. One time I smiled at her and went ‘hey!’ cuz I thought she was her. Now she always gives me the most enthusiastic smile and wave when I see her 🥹

bougiewonderland,
@bougiewonderland@freeradical.zone avatar
phil_smith, to wholesome

Spent Boxing Day building Lego which is about as as you can get.

slcw, to Creepy
@slcw@newsie.social avatar

Commander #MikeJohnson is so proud that his 17-year-old son never #masturbates! He knows because he installed incredibly #creepy #Christian monitoring #software on all his family's devices, and gets a notification if his boy is spanking the holy ghost. What a totally normal arrangement this family has! So #wholesome! So #Biblical!

#Christofascists #ChristianNationalism #religionOfHate #ChristianIdiocy #UnderHisEye

https://www.dailydot.com/debug/mike-johnson-covenant-eyes-monitoring/

mdotblind, to writing

It might seem like the most basic thing to mention but there are new folks joining all the time & so there may be people just learning:

you can follow hashtags on Mastodon, just like you can follow accounts. just click a tag to open the link & then look for the (small) 'plus' or 'follow' button, location might depend on your app or UI but top-right-ish

pick your favs but I'd recommend



&

Loukas, to wholesome
@Loukas@mastodon.nu avatar

This is Ashurbanipal. He invented the open-source technology for running an empire!

He didn't add any DRM to the code, or copyright the state as a form of social organisation. This allowed other empires after the neo-Assyrians to also conquer vast territories.

Why can't all modern rulers be like Ashurbanipal!

AlefGP, to art

Where's Wuff Wednesday!

Is ready to help you get started and ready for your day ahead!

usluck, to memes
@usluck@channels.im avatar
arda, to Deathmetal
@arda@micro.arda.pw avatar
sim, to wholesome

Repost if you like snowmen.

#Wholesome #MerryChristmas

MissingThePt, to random
@MissingThePt@mastodon.social avatar

Why isn’t is wholelistic?

jonas,

@MissingThePt that’s only part of the problem…

SirTapTap, to animals
@SirTapTap@mastodon.social avatar

Sitting here cold because he likes the blanket that smells like me but only if he can have it all to himself

#catsofmastodon #cats #Parkerpics #cute #pets #wholesome

SirTapTap, to Cats
@SirTapTap@mastodon.social avatar

Parker's so smart. He got that he can't reach the birds from the front of the TV so he went right around back to find them.

He's a little perplexed but he still seems to like watching and doesn't attack the screen much anymore.

#cats #cat #catsofmastodon #parkerpics #pets #pet #cute #wholesome

parker looking for the bird on the other side of the TV

InfiniteHench, to streaming
@InfiniteHench@mstdn.games avatar

Wholesome story about a streamer who built a small but mostly silent audience, nearly quit because they thought they weren’t any good, then learned the actual reasons why they tune in. https://reddit.com/r/Twitch/s/bmDcZ0m6Bl

brenan, to scifi French
@brenan@hachyderm.io avatar

If you search for a positive Sci Fi book based around an interspecies crew that forms a really nice family traveling space together, please read The Long Way To A Small Angry Planet from Becky Chambers.

I'm nearing the end but I don't want it to stop 🥲

kristiedegaris, to wholesome
@kristiedegaris@mastodon.scot avatar

Went out for a while, came back, and asked my eight year old what she had been doing.

'Circling fruits I like,' she said.

#wholesome

A photograph of a page from a fruit catalogue. This page shows apples and one entry is circled in black pen.

SirTapTap, to Cats
@SirTapTap@mastodon.social avatar
msquebanh, (edited ) to pnw
@msquebanh@mastodon.sdf.org avatar
alex, to wholesome
@alex@gleasonator.com avatar

This is peak

video/mp4

ned, to DnD

Totally recommend this toon! It is so wholesome. To start, look for the "First Episode" button near the lower-right area.

https://www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/how-to-be-a-mind-reaver/list?title_no=301213

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