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Jorsh

@Jorsh@beige.party

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SFW account (Questionable), except for fucking swears.

#AntiFascist and #AntiHate

Avatar is myself, wearing spiked goggles, a bandana, a Motörhead tee shirt, headphones around my neck, and fingerless gloves. I'm grinning like a moron and flashing the heavy metal devil horns.

Header is a screenshot from Thems Fighting Herds, and depicts the cow Arizona lassoing the goat Shanty, who makes a funny face. Credit to Mane6.

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

alx, to random
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Is still a thing? Here a little contribution from South Devon 😊

Found along our way to

With @inqbiol

Jorsh,
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Jorsh,
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@alx

I love some of the hashtags here. , you might think would be naughty, but it isn't. isn't what you think.

I saw a few toots about bridges and couldn't fathom how nobody never thought of the hashtag

I love how witty people here are.

Em0nM4stodon, (edited ) to random

Edition 🖖💫

What job type do you want to do in StarFleet?

Jorsh,
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@Em0nM4stodon

I love the Steven Universe icon for diplomacy.

cliffwade, to animals
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Since it is I'm going to bless your timeline with the very photogenic Kumquat!

He loves getting up here on my desk and "helping" as he thinks he's doing. He hangs out, sits around, lays around and just relaxes while I do whatever it is I need to do.

Jorsh,
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@cliffwade

I see that he's waiting for his turn with the brain cell.

Jorsh, to random
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Can we start a new genre of "horror" film that is all about killing fictional rich fucks for their crimes?

RickiTarr, to random
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Comic books lead me to believe that people would have way more intriguing evil plans.

Jorsh,
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@ruralgloom @RickiTarr

Spam spam spam spam sp-

dgar, to random
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Garden statues being mistaken for elves is a common misgnomer.

Jorsh,
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@dgar

Goddammit Dgar.

Jorsh, to fanfiction
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I've mentioned a few times today. You have to understand that I was obsessed with that show. If you go to my Last.fm profile, which is linked on my Masto page, aivi & surrashu are my top artists (25,330 scrobbles). I've listened to the music from Steven Universe like crazy. I read practically nothing but Steven Universe for 5 years. I love that show with all my being.

I've been detoxing from it for about 2 years now; I fell back into the Poniverse. But I'm not over that show. It was amazing. Absolutely brilliant. I should rewatch it soon.

And it's also because of Steven Universe that I met so many wonderful friends who were a part of the community on that site. I met my best friend Beau there.

changed my life. No question. I recommend it to everyone. Funny, witty, silly, dramatic, inventive, and beautiful. And so full of love.

mike, to random
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Tina Turner and a guy from Canada:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6igcfvq2BQ

Jorsh,
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@mike

Oh, is it the Canadian guy who blamed Chinese people for COVID because he thought people were eating bats?

devxvda, to random

Tell me you are without telling me you are .

At the bar with Loops and headphones on

Jorsh,
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@devxvda

I spent 5 years consuming only content.

Jorsh,
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@devxvda

🎵Weeeeee...🎵

dancinyogi, to random
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CNN is on in the room as I sit with Dad. McCarthy is speaking. If Dad's BP machine was hooked up to me right now, it would probably spark and explode.

Jorsh,
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@dancinyogi

McCarthy brand stomach pump.

It's just a compilation of him speaking.

pivoinebleue, to random

Baby bison euthanized after Yellowstone visitor pushed animal out of river, herd rejected it, park says

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2023/05/24/baby-bison-yellowstone-national-park-killed/70251146007/?taid=646e1892dcfd9f00011e155e&utm_campaign=trueanthem&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter&t=7k1L1DfeGgd4hDkDXJwDaw&s=09

>Yellowstone National Park says it euthanized a baby bison after a visitor pushed the animal out of a river, causing the herd to reject the baby.

Jorsh,
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@pivoinebleue

Fuck human beings.

rolle, (edited ) to internet
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What other (centralized) social medias you are using? (even the slightest)

You can select multiple answers (not on Ivory in case it still has the bug where it picks the one you touch)

Boosts appreciated.

Jorsh,
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@rolle

I comment on YouTube occasionally, but I don't really count that, as I'm not actively posting.

Otherwise... my FIMFiction.Net blog?

pivoinebleue, to random

Rick Scott issues travel advisory for ‘socialists,’ warning Florida is ‘openly hostile’ to them

https://www.msn.com/en-us/travel/other/rick-scott-issues-travel-advisory-for-socialists-warning-florida-is-openly-hostile-to-them/ar-AA1bAjKY

>Sen. Rick Scott (R-Fla.) issued what he described as a “formal travel advisory for socialists visiting Florida,” on Tuesday, warning that the state was “openly hostile” to socialists and their enablers. “The state of Florida devalues and marginalizes the contributions of, and the challenges faced by Socialists and others who work in the Biden Administration,”…

Jorsh,
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@pivoinebleue

Yeah, well Rick Scott is an insane person.

evelynefoerster, to science
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Jorsh,
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@evelynefoerster

Sweet! We all get child support!

CultureDesk, to random
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Against a backdrop of anti-trans bills and hatred, a group of teens arranged Trans Prom, which took place yesterday in Washington D.C. Here's a look at the night of celebration, joy and pride, which was attended by 150 people from 16 states.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/v7bvzm/trans-prom-washington-dc

Jorsh,
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@CultureDesk

❤️

dancinyogi, to random
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What was your worst first date? Feel free to comment below. If you have several, just describe two.

I'll kick things off.
1 -The time a guy burst into tears and talked non-stop about his ex-wife and how much he missed her.
2- A close second would be when we sat down, and the guy asked if I ever considered turning blond, gaining weight, and wearing more revealing clothes. I excused myself and took an Uber home before we ordered.

Please boost for a wider audience.

Jorsh,
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@dancinyogi

It was a blind date, and the guy who set us up insisted on coming to the movie with us.

And that movie was... The Lovely Bones!

In case you've never seen it, it's a pseudo fantasy film where a girl who is raped and murdered watches as her increasingly crazy dad tries to find justice.

Neverfadingwood, to random
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I have a friend who taught me, about a decade ago, to wave at any dogs I passed in the street and say "hello". It is very important during such events not to make eye contact with the owner, just the dog.

Jorsh,
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@Neverfadingwood

I seriously do this all the time.

jace, to random
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The fact that this person is allowed to continue to tweet, and in fact is boosted by having a blue check mark, is incredibly frustrating and terrifying.

Jorsh,
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@jace

So they're planning their insurrection publicly, huh? Smart.

Jorsh, to random
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A shower so satisfying, you feel temporarily ethereal.

fraying, to random
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My fellow cis Americans, I want you to look at this map. Really look at it. And I want you to imagine what it would feel like if those red states were threatening you and your family. Because, ultimately, they are.

This is what creeping fascism looks like. It will harm ALL OF US. And it will take all of us, together, to fight it.

We don't sacrifice people. We stand with our trans siblings. When their rights are threatened, all our rights are threatened.

https://www.erininthemorning.com/p/may-anti-trans-legislative-risk-map

🏳️‍⚧️

Jorsh,
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@fraying

I support right.

No asterisks or footnotes.

This is non-negotiable.

SrRochardBunson, to random

Josie (6 years old), Bertha (6 years old) and Sophie (10 years old) worked regularly at the Maggioni Canning Company. Work began at 4 AM and the three would make from $9 to $15 a week. Sophie would do six pots of oyster a day and her mother who also worked with her said "She don't go to school. Works all the time."

Through such photos, Lewis Hine documented the harsh working conditions borne by thousands of children, who were sent to work soon after they could walk, and were paid based on how many buckets of oysters they shucked daily.

He covered around 50,000 miles a year, photographing children from Chicago to Florida working in coal mines and factories.

These photos helped to raise an outcry against child labor and made the American public become widely aware of the scope of the problem. This resulted in the establishment of organizations such as the National Child Labor Committee, in 1904, which led the fight against child labor.

Jorsh,
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@SrRochardBunson

Look at those bright, cheerful faces.

This is what the right wing wants for the future generations: a return to dismal servitude.

Jorsh,
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@MaisiePubblechookEsq @jwcph @antipode77 @Npars01 @MugsysRapSheet @SrRochardBunson

We have to teach conservatives that words mean things.

jeffjarvis, to random
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Oh, FFS. "Biden’s casual public use of “hell” and “damn” — and the fact that many people these days think those words barely qualify as profanity — is a reflection of our lowered standards."
Send your smelling salts to the Post.
I swear, our profane society is a disgrace https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2023/05/15/swearing-presidents-society-language/

Jorsh,
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@jeffjarvis

Those pearls are being crushed to dust in puritanical hands.

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