anomnomnomaly

@anomnomnomaly@mastodonapp.uk

Just a guy, on the spectrum with a tendency towards creating uncomfortable silences and the odd social faux pas.

Originally from as far from the sea as you can get in England, now living near the coast in a part of Wales.

I will randomly comment on your toots, I will be attempting jokes, sarcasm, dark humour & obscure pop culture references.

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anomnomnomaly, to random

You'll be seeing lots of posts from people saying/boasting what they achieved in 2023.

In case anyone needs to hear it... it's ok if all you did this year was get through it... You made it, good job.

anomnomnomaly, to random

Pretty sure Madness wrote a song about this.


anomnomnomaly, to random

I love the English language, mostly I love it's contradictions and quirks that make it amusing.

But whoever came up with the word for a fear of palindromes is truly evil.

It's called aibohphobia.

It's a fucking palindrome.

You bastard... you utter bastard... you're also a genius... an evil genius.

🤣 😆

anomnomnomaly, to random

Employers saying 'no one wants to work'

is basically the same as incels saying 'women don't want to date nice guys'

basically... if both weren't so fucking toxic... things would be different.

anomnomnomaly, to random

Best comment I've seen about the whole republican disaster in the house this week.

"GOP learns that turning the base up too high, will blow out your speaker"

Followed by

"Then all you've got left is your tweeters"

Made me laugh...

me, to fediverse
@me@mysmallinstance.homelinux.org avatar

I'm trying to convince the last friends I have left on Facebook, X, Threads, or BlueSky to join the Fediverse. Some have tried but felt a sense of loneliness. Nowadays, many people are so used to doing what algorithms suggest that they can no longer make independent choices.
My timeline here, on the other hand, is beautiful.
I see what I want, I follow people who post what I like, and no one tells me what I should do. Freedom may come with a "cost," but whatever it is, it's worth the effort. Always.

anomnomnomaly,

@me

The problem with social media is always the same... people don't actually engage they 'trust' an algorithm to show them content and in return show theirs to others.

On masto, you have to engage with others and let's be honest... most people are to lazy to do that. All they want to do is shitpost links for likes and expect everyone else to do their work for them by sharing it.

That's why they don't get it... and you can't cure that sort of laziness overnight.

anomnomnomaly, to random

Remember folks, if Santa asks if you've been naughty or nice this year. Always say 'Am I under arrest?' If he answers no, then say 'So I'm free to go then?'

Know your xmas rights


anomnomnomaly, to random

Friend: What are you doing this weekend?

Me: Nothing

Friend: Great, can you come and...

Me: You misunderstand... I'm doing NOTHING all weekend.

Friend: Yeah, that means you'll be free.

Me: No it doesn't

Friend: But you're doing nothing

Me: Exactly, a whole 48hrs of doing fuck all except what I want.

Friend: Why?

Me: Look my free time is not an invitation to intrude upon and assume that means I will drop everything to do what you want

Friend: But you're doing nothing

Me: Exactly

anomnomnomaly, to random

Neighbour annoyed me yesterday, had to do laundry today.

anomnomnomaly, to solar

Hello to the new followers recently.

If you're wondering what I do on here... it's mostly shitposting things I find funny.

Amusing musings, strange shower thoughts I don't have in the shower, attempts at humour that are weird and obscure and lots of obscure pop culture, movie, tv and music references that I spend ages crafting for 2 people to like. 😆

There's mocking those that let food go cold for a pic.

occasional posts about the & systems I have

anomnomnomaly, to random

Had to happen sooner or later... the entitled insta attitude.

Refuses to engage with anyone, can't be bothered to follow anyone else. Zero follows, Zero engagement with anyone.

Then complains that they're going to stop using masto because of a 'lack of organic growth'

Even a fucking plant requires attention and nurturing... not just shitposting links for likes/follows.

'It's all masto users fault'

Those other places are far more suited to that kind of vapid thinking.

anomnomnomaly, to eattherich

Just a reminder that if the punishment for a crime is nothing more than a monetary 'fine'

Then that law only exists to punish the poor.



anomnomnomaly, to random

They stole his entire outfit.


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anomnomnomaly, to random

Groups (pods) of killer whales have been attacking boats and damaging their rudders in a deliberate attempt to cripple the boats.

I guess you could say they're...

Orcanizing



anomnomnomaly, to StarTrek

Glory to you... and your cheese




anomnomnomaly, to random

anomnomnomaly, to random

Replies to strangers I wish I'd posted.

To the person who said "I'm a Strudel Boy"

Should have been.

"I'm a strudel Girl"

For which my reply would have been

In a Strudel World

Wrapped in Pastry
Baked and Tasty

C'mon Strudel
Bring your poodle

Ah Ah Ah Yeah

JugglingWithEggs, to random
@JugglingWithEggs@mstdn.social avatar

‘Despite appearing to contradict national guidance from the Department for Work and Pensions (#DWP), local jobcentre managers have refused requests from Citizens Advice Central #Dorset to guarantee that no further demands of mental health inpatients will be made.’

“Surely the fact that he’s sectioned is enough to know this person is not at a stage in their claimant journey when they could come and discuss ‘should I do an IT course?’ or whatever.”

Shameful.

http://tinyurl.com/5ctdssc3

anomnomnomaly,

@JugglingWithEggs A friend of mine was one of those the Tories screwed over when moving them from incapacity benefits to ESA.

They deliberately placed about 200,000 people in the wrong group. This denied them help with prescriptions and so forth. For years, they never even got an increase in those benefits. They forced the sick and disabled into destitution and poverty, and people died.

The tory scumbags lost judicial review after review, and in 2017 after 7yrs of this policy. 1/2

anomnomnomaly, to random

Whilst out the most Northerly tip of Angelsey today, just outside Cemas. The weather was so clear, you could see all the way across to the Isle of Man and the hills/mountains near Douglas and Castletown.

Met some locals from Cemas who said that they can't remember the last time they could see across that far.

Not a great shot with a pixel 6 pro camera... It's days like this I wish I had my Pentax X5 bridge camera on me. I really should keep it in the car again.



anomnomnomaly, to coffee

Has anyone used this brand of coffee beans before?

My usual Lavazza Intenso (9/10) has rocketed in price recently. I used to pay £55 for 4x1kg bags that would last me 8 months. But the price is now £69

These were £12.99 each. One is 8/10 and the other 9/10 strength... I usually make lattes with them.

Thought I'd try them as it could save me a little money, but if I have to turn up the amount of beans I use per cup... then not going to be a cost saving.



anomnomnomaly, to random

were fricken awesome.

A 2hr show with a few surprises, almost like a greatest hits tour as they hit at least 2 songs from every album including some wonderful rearrangements. Like Martin Gore doing Strangelove accompanied only by a piano.

I also got to see them perform 'Black Celebration' & 'Stripped' from the album live.

So many great songs, they hit the faves like Just can't get enough & Everything Counts, 5 song encore ending with 'Never Let Me Down Again.

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anomnomnomaly, to random

If you vote for the leopard eating your face party, please don't complain when leopards eat your face.

Recently, I had to shut down a few whiny arseholes who I know voted for brexit after they were complaining about shortages and prices caused by their votes.

I have zero tolerance for people who vote for leopards whilst not wanting their face eaten.


anomnomnomaly, to random

I have what some now consider 'old person traits'

here's a few of them

1: I think a website should work in a web browser and not demand I install an app
2: I think single player video games should not demand you have an always on internet connection
3: I think that when I purchase a product, I actually own it and that it is complete and fully functional
4: I think that i should be able to talk to a person about a problem without waiting for 60 mins on a phone after spending 30 mins with a bot

anomnomnomaly, to random

My Brain: You should be working harder

Me: Yeah, I should

My Brain: You should also take better care of yourself and relax more

Me: Yeah, I really need to relax more

Me: But how can I be so bad at both of those at the same time?

My Brain: It's actually kind of impressive.

Me: Thanks brain.

anomnomnomaly, to random

Do I need to explain this to anyone?

and I'm not talking about the typo

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