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ethanjstark

@ethanjstark@hachyderm.io

dad. musician.
software engineer.

he/him

The Internet is a dumpster fire.

#Parenting
#BlackLivesMatter
#TransLivesMatter
#LateStageCapitalism
#WebDev
#SWE
#UX
#Humor

On Cherokee land.

Opinions expressed here are solely my own and may not necessarily reflect the views or stances of my employer.

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flexghost, to random
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“[Trump] certainly looks pretty while he sleeps…

“Maybe it’s an endearing moment of prayer, though.”
-Nobel laureate and congresswoman (somehow) Lauren Boebert

I just…

I can’t…

…why does she…

🤷🏻‍♀️

Outcalls only Lauren Boebert representing her district.

ethanjstark,
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@rlstone4dems @flexghost

GQP toadies have yet to find the bottom when it comes to "how far can I contort Trump's actions so they can be seen as admirable".

> Boebert is a wacky, cartoon character…

YUP.

While Boebert isn't in this shot, she was in this crew of bootlickers attending the trial.

ethanjstark, to random
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The latest Plura-List newsletter from @pluralistic https://pluralistic.net/2024/05/11/for-you/

dives into the economic concept of the Ulysses pact: “when you take some possibility off the table during a moment of strength in recognition of some coming moment of weakness.”

In the excellent book Dopamine Nation, psychiatrist Dr. Anna Lembke dives into the Ulysses pact on the individual behavioral level, calling it “self-binding”.

#AskFedi Curious to hear your self-binding strategies? I’ll share mine (in reply)

ethanjstark,
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@pluralistic

🍭 Sweets: generally don't bring them into the house, lest they be binged. Willpower @ the grocery store.

Newsfeed sites: THREE LINES OF DEFENSE 🛡️🛡️🛡️

  1. Newsfeed Eradicator extension
    https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/news-feed-eradicator/

  2. Script that resets my etc/hosts file every 10 minutes to block addictive sites like Mastodon 😆 :mastodon_oops:

  3. LeechBlock NG extension
    https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/leechblock-ng/

skinnylatte, to SanFrancisco
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On the bros trying to build cities in Solano and elsewhere:

“What seems to be happening is people really want to ‘stay in San Francisco,’ but they want to exit society. … They don’t want to have to deal with the complexity, the differences, the poverty, the needs, the caring for others that was always part of urban culture. They want to escape. They want their own currency, their own culture, their own people. And they wanted it to look like Disneyland.”

https://www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/justinphillips/article/city-campus-san-francisco-tech-diversity-19435406.php

#SanFrancisco

ethanjstark,
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@skinnylatte

Mark Zuckerberg has entered the chat

(context, if anyone needs it: https://www.wired.com/story/mark-zuckerberg-inside-hawaii-compound/ )

evacide, to random
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The saddest thing about meeting other high-profile women and enbys in infosec is the part where you compare your lists of stalkers and chronic harassers.

ethanjstark,
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@evacide

Oof. Sorry to hear.

I have a community in The SF Bay where the fem community leaders keep a spreadsheet of the masc folk in the community, and tracks all yellow- and red-flag acts.

Here in Asheville, there are similar systems for reviewing experiences with guys on the dating scene, positive and negative experiences.

Pretty awful that such systems are needed.

ethanjstark, to retrocomputing
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This chap is positively chuffed to be heading to work with his PBC. Top comment: "I'll bet this thing sounds like a dehumidifier when it's plugged in."

#RetroComputing

shanselman, to random
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Showing a young person my arcade cabinet and they said 'ohh, I like the bathroom buttons.' Sigh

ethanjstark,
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@shanselman

Related:

fuzzychef, to design
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I present to you: a case study in bad . One could teach a whole week of design class using this.

ethanjstark,
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@fuzzychef

SO BAD! Agreed, a full course on this one alone.

Does anyone know of forums where folk collect and giggle at awful graphic design?

My town is full of yard signs for this summer camp…they have had this logo for years, and no one has pulled them aside to let them know that it is so bad.

angiebaby, to random
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The Democratic Party is right-wing.

ethanjstark,
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@angiebaby

First, agreed.
Exhibit A: fueling

Exhibit B: following the GOP talking points + scare tactics regarding "illegals"
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/joe-biden/biden-reference-illegal-upsets-democratic-state-of-the-union-rcna142448

Exhibit C: https://hachyderm.io/@ethanjstark/112134403811494437

Then, I went down a rabbit hole, looking for some "L/R" visualizations of worldwide political parties, and found this giant dataset https://manifesto-project.wzb.eu and this flawed argument arguing the opposite https://www.reddit.com/r/DepthHub/comments/hk3fpk/ufarrenj_uses_the_comparative_manifestos_project/

cstross, to random
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I swear, in the long term the most useful part of my tech education—which includes a master's degree in computer science from 1990—has turned out to be reading comp.risks religiously since the late 80s and watching every new grift and scam and dark design pattern and type of malware on the internet emerge in realtime.

I hate that in this century everyone needs the paranoia and skill set of a 90s network security administrator.

ethanjstark,
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@cstross

A related thought I have regularly: it's wild to me how often I need to open my browser's dev tools while using the web as a civilian (not as a web dev) in order to discern exactly how these websites are spectacularly breaking, read error messages that aren't exposed to the user, etc.

The amount of uncaught errors and sloppy console logs present on major websites is gross.

RickiTarr, to random
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Rooting for Positive Chaos in 2024!!!

ethanjstark,
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@RickiTarr

"Dallas Man Changes His Name to 'Literally Anyone Else,' Announces Presidential Campaign"

https://www.dallasobserver.com/arts/a-dallas-man-changes-his-name-to-literally-anyone-else-announces-presidency-campaign-18686381

BrianJopek, to random
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Another take on Elon Musk’s brilliant solution to the Key bridge disaster in Baltimore.

ethanjstark,
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@BrianJopek

"And how, pray tell, will we retrieve that steel?"

Musk: "Well, I've built this submarine, see . . ." twirls mustache

dgar, to random
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It’s that time again!
Show me some memes!!

ethanjstark,
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thomasfuchs, to random
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The enshittification will continue until morale has six fingers and three elbows

ethanjstark,
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@thomasfuchs

"Put a ✨ on it" is the "Put a bird on it" for the C-suite.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNpIOlDhigw

ethanjstark, to random
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WOW hat tip to @yhancik (boosted by @mcc ) for turning me onto "One Terabyte of Kilobyte Age", a Tumblr + Research project digging through the torrent of The Entirety of #Geocities.

An early gem I found: a collection of "before[x]",
https://blog.geocities.institute/archives/7358

e.g. pictures are "before_instagram" and "before_twitter"

#EarlyWeb

A Geocities site with large text: "cheese is the best thing I have ever eaten wow"

ethanjstark, to random
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Dear @matdevdug ,

I sent your IAM Is The Worst article to my eng manager, and it showed this delightful image as its preview.

I searched under the hood on your site, and had to learn about Unfurling + meta tags to figure out how this image was being selected for preview, while not being visible on the page.

https://medium.com/slack-developer-blog/everything-you-ever-wanted-to-know-about-unfurling-but-were-afraid-to-ask-or-how-to-make-your-e64b4bb9254

Thanks for writing good stuff. I also really enjoyed "Tech and the end of Democracy" https://matduggan.com/tech-and-the-end-of-democracy/

I hope this mention does not find you.

ethanjstark, to ukteachers
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US Remote: Senior Data Engineer role $100k - $140k

:1up: Boost for reach! 📈 Come work with me at Nearpod (EdTech), a genuinely great spot to work. Certified via Fortune + Great Place To Work as one of the Best Workplaces for Women. Staff Eng, a :trans_flag: woman on my team shared it's the workplace where they feel the most comfortable being themselves.

Hit me up with any questions! Happy to refer you.

https://jobs.smartrecruiters.com/Renaissance/743999973418610-senior-data-engineer

fasterthanlime, to random
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☕️ POV: I'm on my third coffee and you just asked me how the internet works

(new video!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjKFXlFNR4E

ethanjstark,
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@fasterthanlime So good! Thanks! Liked and subscribed, as they say.

tzimmer_history, to random
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What “Project 2025” Would Do to America

Re-posting this in light of tonight’s State of the Union, in which Biden is apparently going to draw attention to “Project 2025.” Good! Because in a very real sense, this is what’s on the ballot in November:

🧵1/

https://thomaszimmer.substack.com/p/what-project-2025-would-do-to-america

ethanjstark,
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@tzimmer_history

Thank you, Thomas. Really great articles. Inspired me to subscribe to your newsletter + podcast.

NanoRaptor, to random
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Microsoft Excel

ethanjstark,
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@NanoRaptor

:pusheenbounce: This is beautiful.

For folk not in the know, the text present in cell A1 is a reference to a 2002 music video in which Kelly Rowland appears to text Nelly . . . using a spreadsheet on her smartphone.

https://www.unilad.com/music/nelly-kelly-rowland-microsoft-excel-text-solved-20221008

RickiTarr, to random
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HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!

This is your reminder that people who really love you, treat you well every day, not just on special occasions.

ethanjstark,
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ethanjstark, to Starwars
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My kid’s out here creating a Jawa sandcrawler from first principles. He’s 4, and hasn’t had any exposure to anything Star Wars. Feeling proud.

molly0xfff, to web3
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chris dixon's new book is off to a strong start

ethanjstark,
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@molly0xfff I was chuckling at what Dixon was saying on Hard Fork, particularly this exchange:

1/2
https://hachyderm.io/@ethanjstark/111841065198417981

2/2
https://hachyderm.io/@ethanjstark/111841091962130831

lauren, to random
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By the way, the one time in my career that I've ever pressed "The big red button that shall never be pressed!" was at RAND.

It is standard for computer room facilities to have a way to kill all power to the equipment quickly in cases of emergency. Traditionally this is a very large red button that can be pressed for this purpose, often just inside an entry door. Typically it's under some sort of plastic shield or such to avoid it being pressed accidentally.

This button is never to be used in the course of normal events. Because it abruptly terminates all power to associated equipment, the risk of data loss and even equipment damage is very significant.

So one day, I walk down the stairs to my basement computer room at RAND where the PDP-11s and ARPANET interfaces lived. I open the door ... and there's nothing there but a wall of white.

When faced with something like that, it takes a couple of seconds to figure out what the hell is going on -- it's not in your brain's expected scenarios for opening that door.

The room was full of white smoke.

Within a few seconds I reached up under the shield just inside the door and slammed down the "never to be pressed" red button.

Instantly power was cut to the UNIX PDP-11s, the ARPANET equipment, a bunch of peripherals, and even a number of disk drives that were in an adjacent room that serviced the big IBM mainframe on the ground floor above.

As it turned out, the Halon fire suppression system was within a few seconds of firing when I killed the power -- management was pretty happy about that since recharging the Halon was expensive.

I got a DEC (Digital Equipment Corporation) CE (Customer Engineer) out to RAND within a couple of hours. He quickly found the source of the problem.

A PDP-11/70 power supply had dramatically failed. It was partly molten slag. Very impressive. I tried to get the RAND photographer down to take a photo of it (this was long before cell phone cameras or even cell phones), but the CE grabbed the power supply, hid it under his coat, and ran out to his car with it.

Apparently he wasn't thrilled with the prospect of photographic evidence of the failure.

Interesting day.

ethanjstark,
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anderseknert, to random
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I’ve seen a lot of wrong takes on test driven development, or , lately. Surprising, given that it’s just 3 simple steps to remember:

  1. Write a unit test before writing code
  2. Write the code to be tested
  3. Tell everyone you’re doing TDD. Tell your friends, your family and your colleagues. Most importantly, tell the internet. Everyone must know you’re doing TDD. This is the most important step, and in fact, you can probably skip the first two steps and go straight to this one.
ethanjstark,
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