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I'm an older geek dad in the California bay area.

Please talk to me about #coffee , #puns , #infosec , #books , #scifi, #ttrpg, or other geeky topics.

I like cheesy 80s pop music, Rush, and GloryHammer. No apologies.

I've discovered #mastocats hash tag, and #mosstodon and #photography and they've all made this a much more humane place.

I like seeing the "slice of life" posts from real people. These kinds of moments are what connects us.

Pronouns: he/him

#Infosec, #nerd, #dad, older #geek.

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My million dollar idea I want someone to steal and do, so I can be a customer.

"Dumb Stuff" we sell electronic appliances that aren't Internet connected. That's all.

That's it. That's the pitch. I would buy the <bleep> out of this company if their electronic gadgets were even half way decent, and repairable.

Electronic, no wifi, regular screws to open it up. That's it. Do those three things, and you can be sold by this store.

I will pay this business to curate and find these devices for me.

pseudonym, to infosec
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From a friend's discord

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Gentle request.

Please don't drop fake stuff for the lols for April fools.

We all have enough mental bandwidth consumed filtering out active disinformation and innocent mistakes to add to the burden. In general they aren't funny and degrade many folks online experience.

Thanks for listening.

mo you know

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After all the news about Amazon grab and go being essentially Mechanical Turk, a friend on discord said:

"oh god now I'm thinking of a building full of teenagers with game controllers remotely steering 'driverless' cars through heavy traffic"

And I'm just afraid Tesla is going to totally "Ender's Game" this.

Shudder

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The Trolley "problem". Put on the brakes, save everyone.

Don't accept the framing. Break the "rules". That's how you solve the problem.

That's the toot.

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Today's reminder that the "tag manager" tags:

utm_source=
utm_medium=
utm_campaign=

in links are user modifiable text values, and that the value will appear in some marketer's metrics slides.

Use this knowledge only for good.

Remember kids, always validate your inputs.

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All the FAQs I see these days are marketing fluff. I recall actually going through support tickets and pulling out the actual repeatedly asked questions to make those back in the day

pseudonym, to random
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Too much revolves around: changing filters, doing dishes, laundry, and paying bills.

I demand more pillow forts, s'mores, and board games!

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Every sign tells a story

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New proposal. Any company that thinks LLMs can replace "creatives" and make reasonable business decisions should logically replace the CEO first. Biggest expense automated = biggest savings, right?

Save salary and stock options. Distribute to remaining employees.

Work your way down the org chart. Repeat.

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I got laid off, along with about 10% of the company.

I'm in good shape with savings and was feeling burnt out anyway, so it's time to enjoy some time off, and figure out what I'm doing next.

Don't have a current resume, and really don't want to start looking just yet, but if you hear of an awesome, remote, senior, opportunity, please let me know.

Former title was Senior Security Engineer, and I'd love to find an architect role.

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Already boosted this, but needed to add the link and commentary.

@pluralistic knocks it out of the park again.

Read this whole thread. Worth your minutes.

https://mamot.fr/@pluralistic/111171185084052746

Google search, enshittification, and other insights

pseudonym, to Transformers
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My mom misremembering the name of one of my kid's as "Hot Flash" and my wife busting up laughing, saying it turns into a minivan.

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Left here without further comment.

https://id.uni-lj.si/DigitalnaIdentiteta/PonastavitevGesla?culture=en-GB

quote:

Your password must also not contain the following character combinations: script, select, insert, update, delete, drop, --, ', /*, */.

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Happy lunar new year all.

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Good advice.

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Saying the quite part out loud.

Uhmm, no?

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https://blog.adafruit.com/2024/01/17/comparing-the-1970s-cray-1-supercomputer-against-the-raspberry-pi-single-board-computer-range-raspberrypi-hacksterio/

From @thegrugq

1978, the Cray-1 supercomputer cost $7 million, weighed 10,500 pounds and had a 115 kilowatt power supply. It was, by far, the fastest computer in the world,” Longbottom writes of the device, designed as the flagship product of Seymour Cray’s high-performance computing company. “The Raspberry Pi costs around $70 (CPU board, case, power supply, SD Card), weighs a few ounces, uses a five watt power supply and is more than 4.5 times faster than the Cray 1

pseudonym, to llm
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Easy Turing test.

Ask your counter party to swear and say something disparaging about a famous political figure.

All the commercially viable, Internet facing ones, have guard rails for polite conversation.

Swearing will be our captcha, our human shibboleth.

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Wife was talking to me about seeing geese with a single baby. I said "Oh the little one must be Ryan."

"Why Ryan?"

"Ryan Gosling."

"I walked into that one, didn't I?"

"Yes love, yes you did."

(And she's still married to me)

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Who is the best Batman villain and why?

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@RickiTarr

Batman: buys catwoman a drink

Catwoman: slowly knocks it off of the table.

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A modest proposal for business regulation, that will never happen.

Any public company that lays off more than 10% of its work force during a single consecutive 12 month period must include any executive who made a hiring decision that brought in one of the laid off workers.

It's evidence of clear incompetence in their duty to the company to have over hired so egregiously.

Only reasonable they participate in the consequences of their actions.

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Remember, remember the 5th of November,
It's time to reset your clock.
I know of no reason,
This time of the season,
A poem is needed to mock.

Spring forward, fall back,
a sinister game,
Disturbing routines,
causing whispers of blame.

The hour's betrayal
brings chaos and strife,
As schedules crumble
in the hands of time's knife.

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Morning wake-up thought. Seeking input from any trans writers in particular, but anyone feel free to chime in.

I know someone (probably many someones) must have used this idea before, but I haven't come across it.

How would you handle the fictional traditions of a Fey, dealing with a human for their Name and getting the dead name of a trans character?

It's not their "true name" but it's a name that has power over them.

Seems like good allegorical, metaphorical story fodder.

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Another banger from @pluralistic . I don't know how he consistently keeps putting these out.

https://mamot.fr/@pluralistic/112435369749859354

There are too many great lines for a single pull quote. Spend the 5 minutes, read the whole thing.

This is brilliant stuff about and the nature of meaning.

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