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sugar

@sugar@goblin.camp

:demiguy_flag: :nonbinary: :commie: :over18: and average ubuntu enjoyer

"one of the posters of all time" -
https://ondergrond.org/@dumpsterqueer

"thank you, as always, Davey, for your wisdom" -
https://hellsite.site/@dialupdoll

"the poet laureate of my TL" -
https://eldritch.cafe/@pqqq

"davey be quiet" -
https://goblin.camp/@breakfastgolem

glasses on avatar cycle and are by
https://jade.moe/@lichwitch &
https://fandom.ink/@cyberpunkboytoy &
https://monads.online/@JuneMoon !

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i'm sorry this gaming chair is called what

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me taking a multivitamin gummy and doing a push-up

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poverty is not a moral failing but being a billionaire is

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how follower counts work on fedi:

0 - difficult to achieve, try posting your cat

45-200 - normal people, the backbone of our nation

420-699 - legends, pillars of the community

1000+ freaks

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if you remember using a cracked copy of nero to burn other cracked software onto cd, remember to do your gentle back stretches today

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the opposite of cruising for a bruising is scampering for a pampering

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actual question my friend (also looking for work) is getting when they apply to work at a local cofe shop

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this one defies explanation but it's from a job app for a hotel front desk position

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"welcome to our fender reveal party!"

"don't you mean-"

"no."

guitars emerge from everywhere. there are no fireworks, only riffs. only chaos. there are no genders. only rock.

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the traditional method of bridge access, whereby a traveller would have to answer these riddles three, was an early form of multi-factor authentication, in this essay i will

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an important skill to have as you get older is the ability to be taught something from someone younger than you

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i hope one day computers can feel pain, because they deserve it

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just saw someone from winnipeg call themselves a "pegger" and i just want to say, folks from winnipeg, please keep doing this it's very funny i will not explain

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a buffet is just an open world restaurant

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i touch the bad computers at work so i can come home and touch the good computers. thoughout the day i touch the small computer

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wearing an outfit covered in QR codes for some horrible malware so that if anyone tries to take my picture in public i brick their shit

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on mastodon you can view an unlimted number of posts every day. this has been controversial and widely regarded as a bad move

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did you know if you start playing dark side of the moon and the wizard of oz at the same time you can't hear either very well and it's frustrating

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parts of the horse

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liberated from reddit

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the two flavors of neurospicy are

📧 inbox (1,097)

and

📧 inbox (3)

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early days

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i am an alpha male, but only in the sense that i am unstable and should not be released yet to the public

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no computer should post, or through its actions, allow a human to post

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thinking about how furbies have front facing eyes, indicating they evolved to be predators

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