Skepticat

Skepticat, 11 months ago to random

Nikki Haley recently said how life was so easy back then...we can get there again if we vote them out blah blah blah or something like that.

I remember needing my husband's signature for a credit card.

I don't want to do "back then" again.

Let's make sure it doesn't happen.

Skepticat, 4 months ago to random

They nominated Ken, but not Barbie? Irony is dead, buried, and danced all over.

Skepticat, 9 months ago to random

@Bigthinkingcap
I'm ready for my fix of your poetry to boost, love. 🫂 😘💙

Skepticat, 8 months ago to random

Being an adult means you have a total of 3 friends and they all live in different parts of the country and periodically you just send each other videos of weird stuff and say “this made me think of you.”

Skepticat, 7 months ago to random

Does the spork go on the left or right of a paper plate?

Skepticat, 9 months ago to random

Had a quick early a.m. training sesh this morning.
I asked a question of the new baby nurses, and nobody answered, so I said,
"Bueller?"
No one answered, and then a little gal spoke up and said,
"We don't have anyone here by that name."
Please send wine and a headhunter to my hole in the ground.

Skepticat, 7 months ago to random

Someday, I'm going to need one of these. 😸

Skepticat, 1 year ago to random

I said "Forty years ago in the 80s" and instantly lost a little bit of cartilage in my knee.

Skepticat, 8 months ago to random

My grown daughter today:

"Being an adult is whispering 'f&ck this' while doing it anyway."

She has arrived.

Skepticat, 1 year ago to random

Logic says the screw I just dropped should be somewhere by my feet, but science says it's under the couch in the other room.

Skepticat, 6 months ago to random

Monday morning rewind.
Can you hear it?

Skepticat, 6 months ago to random

My toxic trait is telling people I’m down for anything when in reality I mean not after 8 pm, food should be involved, and it also depends on the weather, the parking situation, and how tired I am.

Skepticat, 6 months ago to random

Just spent 10 minutes frantically digging through my purse, looking for my keys with one hand while holding said keys in my other hand.

This is my life now.

Skepticat, 8 months ago to random

There was another heat advisory on the noon news today saying we should check in on the elderly.
20 something, a few doors down, immediately knocked to see if we're okay.
Seriously, dude... I have no words.

Skepticat, 7 months ago to random

Airport pickups are such a show of love. Doesn’t matter if it is romantic or platonic. Anyone who picks you up from the airport that you aren’t paying to do so, actually loves you. ✈️

Skepticat, 11 months ago to random

I didn't even know they made ice cream with raisins.

He just brought some home tonight.

Staring at the carton, wondering if married life is for me.

Skepticat, 9 months ago (edited 9 months ago) to random

I keep hearing about what a Sad Day it was for America with this 3rd Indictment.

NO

A Sad Day for America was every day that Trump was in office.

A Sad Day for America is EVERY DAY his voice has been amplified.

Yesterday was a Good Day for America.

Skepticat, 9 months ago to random

One day, you're jumping out of swings without a care in the world, and the next, you're leaning against a wall to put on pants.

Skepticat, 6 months ago to random

If you put peanut butter on a rice cake, you can throw it farther.

Skepticat, 14 days ago to random

I really don't care to approach the neighbors with issues, so I renamed our wifi: Maybe Calm Down With The Goddam Leaf Blowing, Joe.

Skepticat, 9 months ago to random

Georgia judge rules cameras will be allowed if Trump is indicted.

Georgia is not messing around. 🍿🎥🍿

Skepticat, 9 months ago to random

Dear GOP,
We have a new emblem for you.
Enjoy!
Signed,
Women of America
💪🐍💪

Skepticat, 6 months ago to random

"Good morning" to those who celebrate.

Skepticat, 1 year ago to random

I won't be impressed with science until I can download a waffle.

Skepticat, 8 months ago to random

I think he's in the 'Find Out' phase.