Skepticat

Skepticat, 8 months ago to random

Being an adult means you have a total of 3 friends and they all live in different parts of the country and periodically you just send each other videos of weird stuff and say “this made me think of you.”

Skepticat, 4 months ago to random

They nominated Ken, but not Barbie? Irony is dead, buried, and danced all over.

Skepticat, 4 months ago to random

Sharing from elsewhere because 🔥🔥🤣

Skepticat, 11 months ago to random

Nikki Haley recently said how life was so easy back then...we can get there again if we vote them out blah blah blah or something like that.

I remember needing my husband's signature for a credit card.

I don't want to do "back then" again.

Let's make sure it doesn't happen.

Skepticat, 14 days ago to random

I really don't care to approach the neighbors with issues, so I renamed our wifi: Maybe Calm Down With The Goddam Leaf Blowing, Joe.

Skepticat, 1 month ago to random

Never on pants!

Skepticat, 5 months ago to random

Him: What are the neighbors’ names again? The couple next door?

Me: Duke and Ralph.

Him: Not the dogs, the people.

Me: Why the hell would I know that?

Skepticat, 8 months ago to random

My grown daughter today:

"Being an adult is whispering 'f&ck this' while doing it anyway."

She has arrived.

Skepticat, 7 months ago to random

Someday, I'm going to need one of these. 😸

Skepticat, 24 days ago to random

When a woman or girl goes missing in the woods, no one assumes it was a bear.

Skepticat, 6 months ago to random

Monday morning rewind.
Can you hear it?

Skepticat, 9 months ago to random

'How to talk to your kids about prison.' 😂

Disclaimer: Before everyone points out this is not true, it isn't.
In fact, it's a joke.

Skepticat, 4 months ago to random

I'd really like to see the terms and conditions for 2024.

Skepticat, 7 months ago to random

Don’t talk to me until after I’ve finished my coffee.

drinks coffee all day long

Skepticat, 2 months ago to random

I. Can. Not. 🤣

Skepticat, 4 months ago to random

Who did this?!? 😂

Skepticat, 9 months ago to random

Dear GOP,
We have a new emblem for you.
Enjoy!
Signed,
Women of America
💪🐍💪

Skepticat, 3 months ago to random

Who did this?!? 😂

Skepticat, 9 months ago (edited 9 months ago) to random

When a picture says,
"She is all of us."

Skepticat, 4 months ago to random

“You can’t be Pro-Insurrectionist and Pro-America.”

~President Joseph R. Biden

Skepticat, 9 months ago to random

Vivek Ramaswamy didn’t cast a single vote in 2008, 2012, OR 2016. But he wants to make it harder for young people who have turned out at record-breaking numbers to cast their ballot. Beyond pathetic.

Skepticat, 9 months ago to random

Georgia judge rules cameras will be allowed if Trump is indicted.

Georgia is not messing around. 🍿🎥🍿

Skepticat, 1 month ago (edited 1 month ago) to random

This is what happens when you cross Caturday with 420.

Skepticat, 10 months ago (edited 10 months ago) to random

~ When your social battery runs down.

Skepticat, 1 year ago to random

Logic says the screw I just dropped should be somewhere by my feet, but science says it's under the couch in the other room.